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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Well, it was the first thing I thought of. I don't know much about what 4chan is (except that it's the place that Moderators fear to tread), but seeming as everyone mutually hates it for being anarchic, I thought I would relate it to your REVOLUTION. And by the way, thanks for the info on the title thing. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | 4chan Is Not Anarchy, It Is A Convoluted Pit Of Rules With No Motivation. True Anarchy Is 4chan's Fitter, Sexier Older Brother, Who Makes Sweet love To Philosophies And Beats Up Nerds For Money. ANARCHY '08, Kicks Your Ass And Rapes Your Women... Or Not, Its All About Choice. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Yeah, but I'm not voting for someone who beats up nerds for money... I'm a pacifist, you see. If I went for Anarchy, I wouldn't stand a chance. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Complaint, meet solution. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Doesn't change the fact that if I vote for anarchy, I'm next to phytoplankton in the food chain. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Then Don't Stand Next To Phytoplankton. And Once Again, The Idea Of A Bloody, Predatory Society Is Way Off. Do You Know Anybody Who Would Go On A Mad Death Spree? And Are They Capable Of It? Don't Stand Next To Them, Because Anarchy or Not Those People Are Trouble. ANARCHY '08, Not That Crazy. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | The thing is, anarchy will either result in a peaceful hippie haven or a bloodbath. The latter is more likely. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Hey, Its All Bout Choice. ANARCHY '08, You Want Blood? Be Ready To Kill For It! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2658 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | But in a democratic world, your choice only counts if it's the same as everyone else. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1860 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | So in case any of you don't know, voting is now open in this thread, so go there and be heard! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4237 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Just to clarify, anyone who votes for me also gets a free ride on my back as an Elephant. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Anarchy did not make the polls. What sham of an election is this! Ah well, now to spit in peoples plan-pie. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2913 Joined: 4 May 2008 | If custom titles are the prize, could there be three people from the winning party that get them? That way, people that have pledged their support throughout the election could have pimped-out messages too.
If you were a true anarchist, you would have added it to the polls by using anarchistic haxx. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
I May Yet Attempt An Underhanded Rebellion, Believe Me It Is Possible. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2913 Joined: 4 May 2008 |
Gentlemen, to your battle stations. It appears that a raid is afoot. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 794 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Fool, your rebellion is not a match for my uprising! My secret platoon of Nazi Cassowaries shall deal with you personally... Mwuahahahahaha |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Join Me, Rain Betrayed You. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4237 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
So that's what you were building in there. What happened to all those orphans I sent you?
As if! Toe betrayed me first! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Then Join Me Rain! Don't Stop To Question The Logic, Just DO It! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2913 Joined: 4 May 2008 | No, join the SDP! Although I'm assuming you've already voted! Never mind, keep doing what you were doing! Help, I can't stop shouting! Why is this happening to me! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 794 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Its because of my shouting device I had implemented into you, to act out at this exact moment. If your wondering what happened to those orphans Rain, then dont look behind you. Its better that way. FOR EVIL THAT IS. Mwuahahahaha |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 608 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | ZEMALAC INTERNATIONAL We're not going to put much time into this postcast, because we're going to be doing another one on the voting thread. However, it appears that the ULTRAJOE has returned and resumed arguing about the definition of the word Anarchy. And apparently Johnn Johnston was hiding under my bed at 1:30 in the afternoon. We have been unable to confirm this report, and it is suspected that the boogyman ate him. More on that as events occur. In more important news, the general election is now underway. Polls will close on the 23rd. In the meantime, we would like to point something out to the ULTRAJOE.
Yes. Yes I do know people like that. We all do. Even with the constrictions imposed by modern laws and society, that sort of thing happens. Columbine. Virginia Tech. Removing those restrictions from people, giving them total and absolute freedom, has always lead to the worst atrocities committed by man. Time and time again, throughout history that pattern has held true. When people know that they cannot be held accountable for their actions, even if that knowledge is false, tragedy occurs. What you are suggesting is worse than a few deluded souls taking a gun and going on a rampage because they don't think of the consequences. You are offering the horror benignly called freedom to an entire country of people. Unless there are radical changes made to human nature, that will always end in bloodshed on a massive scale. Sorry. I didn't mean to get involved in the debate like that. I'll return to objective journalism now. Zemalac International |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 800 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 | i am voting for SDP |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1618 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 |
Also known as 99chan, J. Galt Inc.'s model for Glorious Future Escapist!
This is precisely why I advocate the extermination of any bird tall enough to peck my eyes out. I knew it was only a matter of time before the bastards found a strongman. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4237 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Then you die!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1261 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 |
Wouldn't he die anyway, even if he voted for you? You would probably have him murdered and replaced with a rat-slave. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 921 Joined: 27 Jan 2008 | I vote for PR. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1636 Joined: 26 Jun 2008 | I'm voting for the SDP. |
BANNED Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | SDP User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 608 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | You guys do realize that the actual voting is on another thread, right? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | There is a special event for Johnn Johnston on the Ballot Box thread, I will Simulcast it here as well... *The crowd went wild as a picture of Johnn Johnston appears on the viewscreen* "As a token of our gratitude here at the SDP, I present to Johnn Johnson... YOUR OWN BATTLE FLEET:"
"In addition to the Star Destroyer I promised you earlier in the campaign, I have given you an additional TWO Star Destroyers. No Rebels will be able to repel firepower of that magnitude." *The crowd applauded again at the joke* "Jallil, if you will?" *Jallil is dressed in a tight fitting uniform carrying a ceremonial sabre on a velvet pillow. Darth Mobius draws the sabre with a flourish.* "Kneel Johnn Johnson, and receive your due reward." *As He knelt, Darth Mobius tapped the blade of his sabre against each of Johnn Johnston's shoulders and then rested the side of the sabre against the back of his neck.* "Do you swear to preserve and defend the Sith Protectorate, from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Do you swear to defend the weak and the innocent from the oppressive tyrants of the galaxy? Do you swear your allegiance to the Duly Elected Government of the Sith Protectorate and The Escapist?" *Johnn Johnston swore his affirmative* "Then rise, COMMODORE Johnson, and join your brothers and sisters in the Sith Command..." |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 928 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Also simulposting:
Putting aside the fact you can now seem to be able to create matter... Yep. Space vandals. They'll get ya'.
Find that hard to believe when they don't seem to be able to deal with a little space graffiti. Vote for a better Reign, Vote Purple Rain!-Because everything is wrong in the world |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Sith Democratic Party members, heed my call. The Sith Protectorate must be protected from Ultra Joe's predations. We must strengthen our own borders before we can ever hope to defend the Escapist, if the people desire it. Members of the Sith Fleet, set Battle stations and Circle-William throughout your ships. I have called up the reserve fleets and even as we speak our ranks are swelling with volunteers. The Full might of the Sith Protectorate is standing by to defend our borders, and if necessary, those of the Escapist. Already the Fifth Reserve Battle Fleet has reported ready for action. Fully 100 ships from Dreadnaught cruisers to Lancer Frigates and countless fighter squadrons are ready for battle. Do not fear, Escapists. We of the Sith Protectorate will stand at your side to stop the rebels from overthrowing your Duly elected government, be it Myself, John Galt, or even Purple Rain. I have spoken to Reasonable Doubt, and the Protectorate's Ground Forces stand ready to defend all of our planets. Even if a majority of the Escapists decide to rebel, OUR Borders WILL BE SAFE. I will not STAND for Ultra Joe's encroachment on our territory. we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Space, We shall never give in to the rebels. Men and women of the Sith Protectorate, PREPARE FOR A GLORIOUS BATTLE! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4066 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Hahaha Hahahahaha Look At Them, In Little Ships With Little Plans. As You Form Your Battle Lines And Make Speeches To Your People, You Fail To Realize We Will Not Play By Your Terms. As You Steel Yourselves For Battle, You Do Not Prepare For Extermination. This Is Not A Fight, It Is A War. And All Is Fair. For Anarchy Has No Rules. On Your Ships Anarchists Sabotage Systems. Cultists Tear Apart Your Planets, Your Very Empire Trembles With The Very Presence Of Anarchy! And Then We Come. We Have Always Been Here, Always Next To You, Do You Feel Safe In Your Chair? You Shouldn't. Your Eyes Should Flck Back And Forth In Fear! A Knife Can Find A Million Places In Armor, A Gun Can Send A Pellet Of Death Screaming Towards You... How Loyal Are Your Men, Even After Years Of Oppresion... How Deep Does My Power Go? And After You Fight Anarchy In Your Lines, Your Troops Morale Shattered And Bent... We Will Come. A Tide Of Free Men Swelling With Fervor And Power! And There Will Be Me, At The Head, The Ultra Joe, Blade Alight And Gun Singing Death. Your Empires Last Sights Will Be Of Loved Ones Cutting Them Down, And Yours Will Be Me Laughing At The Sight.
Oh, What A Glorious Day To Be Free! |
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Wow, A 4chan reference, thats not the fear mongering at all, you are the complete opposite of what i just said.
And we discussed a title... in the end it is not going to happen.