^ Already have and the ninja wasn't the one behind me (help!)
< Is scared of ninjas
v Has a ninja behind them right now but don't look because that will really piss him off

^ My inner voice killed him
< Wants to shut the little voice up
V Needs a drink

^ So badly.
< Can relax, knowing that there is no ninja danger.
V Is afraid of stranger danger.

^ Is afraid of androids
< Will be finally been covinced to join the SDP only if he doesn't have to do any work for the campain(you don't want me to)
V wants me to join

^ Again not really
< Is too busy blasting metal too keep the ninjas away
v doesn't care about the election

^ Needs a beer
< Thinks that pinguins are nice
V Needs a fuck-all button

^ I can get one from your avatar.
< You can join the SDP, just remain active by posting in the thread every once in a while.
V Can tell me where I can find a larger version of figment's avatar.

^ Apparently really wants to know
< Doesn't know what 4chan is
V Needs to tell me something

^ HE'S BEHIND YOU!
< 4Chan. Noun. Where memes and idiots are born.
V Will never visit that cursed site.

^ is un aware that im a travled there and survied
< just burnt him self on a bagle
v burnt him self on a pie

^ Tell it true, brother.
< Fighting through all the goatse and rickrolling to hear someone call me a noob? I'll pass.
v Enjoys goatse and being rick'rolled. You know. In that way.

^ being rick rolled is actually fun....
< actually is terrified of lumberjacks
V will make fun of my fear of lumberjacks

^ What in blazes are you guys talking about?
< DaRude's Sandstorm is a pretty cool song.
v Has more game mods than they can count.

^ is right
< is counting the mods now
v is not going to have as many

^ Is also right
< Doesn't Mot at all.
v Will probably hate me for that.

^ Why should I?
< Only has a few mods.
v Doesn't care either way.

^ should learn Lua coding
< knows too much Lua coding
v Does not know what Lua is.

^ 'Lua' is what you chant in Nazi crop circles, right?
< lualualualualualualualualua
v Probably thinks I've lost it.

^Not quite.
<Is keeping a safe distance form the lunatics here.
vHrmpf.

^ I'm insane? Your avatar is a picture of a guy with a mouth for a face!
< Then again, he does look like my uncle Larry.
V Has more uncles than they do aunts.

^ Is right.
< is taking no position on the election.
V Has not read the manual to his newest game.

^ False, I read it over and over.
< I just do that.
V Does the same every time they buy a game.

^ No, i don't
< Is sad
V has no awards

^ I have two.
< Envies those with four.
V Has got the full set.

^Alas, I do not.
<Is confused over the awards.
v Is probably too.

^ Not so much, but a litte.
< Aims to get as many as possible.
V Is taking part in the GamerLympics.

^ Nope I will be in Greece and I don't plan on playing video games while on holidays
< Wants more badges
v Doesn't have as many as me

^ Gamiwhoudiwha?
< You can't touch dis.
v Getting real annoyed by the ResetGeneration ads on this site.

^ is correct
< wants to choose which awards are shown under his avatar
v will not have a name beginning with "X"

^ Picked a cheep letter.
< Has returned.
V Has never played starcraft.

^ is, once again, right
< has played only 4 or so RTS games
v has lost all respect for me

^ Now don't think I've lost ALL respect for you...much.
< Says 'meh' to RTS.
v Has played an RTS of some kind.

^ warcraft III
< Needs to play some more RPGs
V Nostagia hit hard on this person.

^If you mean the numerous games I have for my emulators, then yes. Too hard, perhaps.
< Can't beat the Dawn of War: Soulstorm campaign on easy.
vHas the ability to do that somehow.