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Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3975
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

You Get It Back, The Machine Doesn't Want It.

I Put In My Spare Helmet.

Spartan Bannana
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2900
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

You get a big daddy helmet
I put in a shoe

The Iron Ninja
BANNED
Posts: 2968
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

You receive a note that says "meet me in the back alley in seven minutes if you ever wan't to see your precius shoe again, also bring lots of money and don't call the cops -The Vending Machine"

I put in a good days hard work

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Mirika_the_warrior
Copy Clerk
Posts: 110
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

You get a check for $3.17

I put in a unubtanium ingot

Xhumed
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1928
Joined: 15 Jun 2008

you get an anvil. on your foot.

i put in 16 tons of number 9 coal

dalek sec
Press Junketeer
Posts: 374
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

You get a shiny diamond the size of a nickel.

I put in charged ipod.

The_Heretic
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2545
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

You get a walkman.

I put in a human foot.

Xhumed
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1928
Joined: 15 Jun 2008

you get a shoe

i put in a golf ball

Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2501
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

You get a 9-iron club shoved up your ass!

I put in an egg.

aussiesniper
Muckraker
Posts: 308
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

You get the game "spore". filled with egg...

I put in hair.

Xhumed
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1928
Joined: 15 Jun 2008

you get a bald human scalp

i put in a feces smeared 9-iron (thanks Lord Krunk)

ninja chicken
Beat Writer
Posts: 166
Joined: 18 Aug 2008

You get 3x nori-9 deraems secef and feces smeared 9-iron x3! (what?)

I put in my leg and twist it around there.

rottenbutter
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1313
Joined: 5 Aug 2008

You get a cast for your leg.

i put in a rubber duck.

Spartan Bannana
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2900
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

You get a bathtub
I put in Psychonauts

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

You get no real interest and low sales figures.

I put in a barking scottie dog.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4297
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Get back a small wool plaid thing.

I put in a Creme Brulee.

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

You get back a quick shot of whipped cream aimed at your navel.

I put in a box of chocolates and poison.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

You get fifteen years in prison for murder.

I put in a Xbox.

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3683
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

you get a 360 with the RROD

I put in a pack of playing cards

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

You get the Queen of Spades, and 13 points in a game of Hearts.

I put in a laser.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

You die when a lightsaber comes out a spears you in the head.

I put in Mobius.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4297
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

A sickle marked 'Death' jets out.

I put in a flashlight.

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

A sickle marked 'Death' and a stamp with John Galt's face jets out.

I put in a prophetic dream.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

You get Micheal Jackson beating in a singing contest.

I put in a nuclear weapon.

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

You get happiness and smiles (because that's what nukes are made of)!

I put in a prison sentence.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

You get Micheal Jackson with little kids.

I put in Metallica.

The Iron Ninja
BANNED
Posts: 2968
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

You get a series of munching noises coming from the hole in the vending machine (from which blood has began to seep out). Then a deep booming voice says "Bring me more pretentious bands, For I hunger"

I put in "Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett

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Mirika_the_warrior
Copy Clerk
Posts: 110
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

You get the "Luggage"

I put In Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

You get World War Z

I put in Master Chief.

Spartan Bannana
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2900
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

You get a crappy story that's fun to be read with friends
I put in a sticky note

The Iron Ninja
BANNED
Posts: 2968
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

You get redirected to Half life 2 and Call of Duty 4 by a thin, balding and bespectacled man wearing a very tight leather suit that has the words "Muffy" embroided on the lapel (the leather suit has lapels)

I put in the cold hard truth

Edit:
Or If I should go by SpartanBanana's one

You hear a loud high pitched voice cry out "Winner!", but nothing else happens

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Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

A sword fish flies out and stabs you in the head with a sticky note attached reading "lies > Truth"

I put in a Hippo.

The Iron Ninja
BANNED
Posts: 2968
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

You get a delicious and hearty bowl of Bran flakes (the cereal that makes you jump up and scream "Mmm, thats brantastic")

I throw a shuriken in through whatever hole it is we are putting all these things into.

User was banned for: Adventures in Ninja cookery (3rd comic up). (7 days)
Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

The shuriken is charged with lightning and it comes back out and kills you.

I put in a quarter.

The Iron Ninja
BANNED
Posts: 2968
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Respawning in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1....

A Ninja leaps out of the machine and cuts down on your neck with a particularly splintered block of wood. It then yells "suck on that you cad!" (though probably in japanese, so you won't understand it) before walking off into the sunset

I put in a peice of paper listing all the things Peter Molyneux has ever said.

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