in this you kill someone above you in an increasingly violent way

Ok I stick my thumbs in hem dazon's eyes (stolen from 28 days later)

I stab The Ghost of Sin in the eye with an Icicle, ala Die hard 2.

I shove Darth Mobious down a wood chipper ala Fargo.

I throw TheNecroswanson into a deep-fryer and laugh.

I sew Fire Daemon's buthole shut and continuosly feed him, ala Wu Tang.

i blow both kenzss knees out hits him then puls out a machete and makes him crawl away as i slash at him untill he dies

I kill you with your own bad spelling, and cast invulnerable to protect myself from further retaliation.

I give hem dazon a Glasgow Smile, a la The Dark Knight.

Edit: Thank you for the fix.

I believe its called a 'Glasgow Smile'
I kill bob by restraining him, then crushing him under a tonne of feathers, one feather at a time

I impale TheGhostOfSin on a ten foot stake ala Vlad Tepes

I shoot John Lennon. I go to Jail. I do not get parole.

I arrange for Hey Joe to get beaten to death in his jail cell.

i tye you to a pole then slit your throat like in braveheart

Death by coconut!

i juice lord krunks head with a lemon juicer.

I beat whoops to death with a regular plastic spoon.

I use a lawnmower to slice up Ghost, a la braindead.

Hemorrhage Launcher'D!

I pull an 'Athrix' and use the force to suck Krunk's organs out through every available orifice, Accompanied to great gushes of his blood and his agonized screaming.

Top that.

I cast an immortality spell on Ultrajoe, then decapitate him and bury his head on a beach, throwing his body in the water.

No spell needed, immortality is an ULTRA-standard.

The Bobmaster trips over my cursing head and falls face first onto a child's sandcastle, below the sandcastle, the crab king is angered and sends an army of crab warriors to dispatch the foe.

The crab general gave the following speech before the famous charge;

"Brrlurrlrb, blulbburl ublr ublr bl urlrlbl blrburblrurbrlblrbru blrurururuuurlblrur!!!" He cried

"BLUURRRBBB" His warriors echoed.

"bbgublur guurluu gu ulrub rbu uurlbruububu l burublrubu rbubblbllrlrulblgrn" He shouted

"BlUURRRBBB" They chanted.

The crabs began to charge, a thunderous wave of chitin, sand-spears raised they sang prayers and songs as they attacked thebobmaster as he got up.

"BLURB!" They cried as they plunged spear after tiny spear into him, cheering as rivers of his blood make a great lake (to them, these guys are small).

Some were lost as he fell onto them, and a few to 'friendly pince', but the result was summed up greatly by the Crab General, who famously intoned, for all time.

"Glub"

They celebrated this day for many hours until The Ultra Joe's flailing body stumbled up the beach and trod on them all.

i control a crane that grabs ultra joe, and slowly put his body, starting at the feet, in a blender while my enchmen shoot him with ruber bullets.

Blayze commits seppuku, impaling TommyGun465 on his blade at the same time and gutting the poor sod. As they fall to the floor and slowly die, Blayze's last words as he slashes TommyGun465's throat with the last of his strength are "Now... nobody can... kill me."

He collapses next to the lifeless corpse of his victim, closing his eyes as his last breath leaves his body.

Edit: Dinnj, that's not killing me. I'm already dead. ;)

I take Blayze and shuttle him out into space, where he is ejected into a black hole...

I grab Dinnj by the neck and shove his head in a tank of acid. he starts to decompsose slowly and painfully. when i see the cheeckbone i say a really cheezy line and laugh, while you die. i then throw you to the bears. i have issues ;)

I kill TommyGun by giving him some Totaly Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake...
If you don't know what I'm talking about they you have missed out in life.

i maim and force myself on theghostofsins girlfreind then procede to shoot hom in nonthethal areas untill i grow bored of you then set you on fire.

im a sick person

Hem is killed by the Banhammer of the mods for poor spelling...
And being a dick. (leave people that arn't here out of it, thats just low.)

I immobilize dazon and put him in a room with multiple large speakers all blarng High school musical, hannah montana, jonas brothers, naked brothers band, 50 cent and every other horrible band i can think of. Sadistic, no? well i'm merciful so I offer him the chance to let me run him through with a chainsaw set to puree

I bury M0rp alive and sit waiting at his graveside with a cctv hooked up to the inside. Then as he proceeds to fade into death I bust out my stereo and proceed to dance on his grave singing "Yes sir, I can boogie"

I tie Donstheman to a chair, and force him to watch the latest movies that have two words and end with movie. I force his eyelids open, and surround him with speakers so he cannot escape the awfulness of it.

Then I untie him and give him a knife, running and jumping into my atomic blast shelter.

Using my amazing logic powers, I convince The Toe Bighter to slowly cut himself apart and eat himself, starting with his toes. He eventually dies by choking on his own entrails.

I smile evilly.

I give Toe Blighter (or Logician...whatever) a lap dance. The sheer sexual arousal causes Toe Blighter's head to explode.

Why do women leave me?