I use my aforementioned unethical business practices to buy half of Coca-Cola. Using my new power over the soft-drink giant, I use their (previously unknown) space station to fire bottle after bottle of experimental diet soft-drink substitutes into Deusthland/Botswana and the hill.

I am the king of the hill, and a spaceborne soft-drink mortar!

i poison the coca cola. now i am king of the hill.

TommyGun465:
i poison the coca cola. now i am king of the hill.

Wouldn't that just make my mortar more deadly?

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I launch a shipment of unsold stock that was previously headed for a terraforming project at you, crushing you and the hill.

I am king of the hill. And botswana, oddly enough.

I rub my 'magic lamp' until the giant phallic phairy decides it's time for you boys and girls to be punished. What ensues is the most glorious horrendous display of unexpected anal intercourse ever... You get to keep Botswana, but I sit on the hill to save myself, thus becoming king.

Forsooth, thou hast fallen into my deadly trap. Verily I ride forth upon a charger of purest light and weilding the great Lance of Uncorruption before defecting to the side of darkness and proper speech. I am granted necromantic powers and raise a great army of skeletons who rise up from the ground where you sit, engulfing you in my throne of skulls. I then sit on said throne, claiming my birthright as King of the Hill...eth.

I remove the hill from beneath DemonGuy's feet, and take it to Madagascar.
Madagascar closes their ports.
I am the king of the hill.

Closed ports dont bother a spaceship! I descend from the sky in a Hermes-class fighter, and fire thousands of rounds of explosive ammunition into you location, before setting the ship down and proclaiming myself king of Madagascar. Also the Hill.

I descend in my Dominix, and blow your ass to kingdom come with my drones. I am now king of the madagascar.

Jesus(my pet alligator)and I decide to take a walk(oddly enough we live in Madagascar)and see what seems to have been a battlefield. So Jesus, still being beefed up with Super-Steroids, gives every one Super-AIDS.

My pet waffle ate you. Im king of the hill!!!!!!

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Portkins:

Madagascar closes their ports.

Made me laugh a lot.

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Everyone dies. I proceed to make a trap using a cardboard box, a stick, and a piece of cake (it is moist and delicious). I trap Jesus the aligator in the box and pour a metric ton of cement over it. I then to deport Finbark to Finland. Now I am King of the Lemurs...er, Hill.

Noticing that the commotion has headed offshore, I use an orbital bombardment of cola bottles to form a bridge of debris to madagascar. I then cross the bridge and proceed to the previous king. standing there, watching him, I order a single cola mortar to be fired on him. Seconds later, he is lying with his back broken and twisted around a smouldering 2L bottle.

I am king of the hill.

Gathering massive amounts of strength from the tragedy of my dying alligator, I go on a rampage killing everyone in Finland and near or on the hill. I'm now the alligatorless king of the hill.

I bribe you. Now I am the rich and expensive king of the hill.

I grab you and cut you with a knife, I am now king of the hill.

I descended from above... I'm king of the hill!

I am right, that's why I'm now king of the hill and you're not. My logic wins.

I set you on fire. Your logic is no match for fire. I'm king of the hill.

I set my frinds on fire and you get caught in the flames.

I am King of the Hill (although Madagascar is still independantly owned)

Fighting fire with fire? Your house must burn down often.
Having extinguished myself, I tunnel under the hill, and plant a directional explosive charge. Retreating, i detonate it, propelling you 500 feet into the air. You land messily, and once again I am monarch of the mountain.

I hire some monkeys to do a dance to distract you.
I then sneak behind you and steal your hill. I do it a way you don't realise it's gone until a month or two later.

I'm the King of the newly-relocated hill!

Having tracked you down using the GPS tracker i left inside the hill, I point to the 3-headed monkey behind you. When you turn around to look, I run you through with a rapier.

My hill now.

I place a larger hill over the original hill and trap you all inside the larger hill.

I am king of the hill!

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I am the king of the hill, which is now covered in neuro toxins.

I hit you with that stupid female dog and you fall of.
Now i'm king of the hill.

I pick you up in the force and snap your bones one at a time until you pass out. I then toss your body into the ocean where you drown. I am now the King of the hill.

I nuke the hill.
No more hill.
I am king of the crater!

Wewt is finally effected by the neurotoxins and the nuclear radiation.

I am King of the Bio-hazardous zone, from afar.

I knock you out, put on a biohazard suit, and drag you on to the hill.

I'm king of the hill

I keep on hitting you with a crowbar until you health drains to zero.

Or I throw a plethorea of headcrabs at you.

I am king of the hill!

I mutate into a godawful sewer monster and devour everyone in sight.

I am monster of the Hill.

I build a giant concrete dome over the entirity of the nuclear wasteland crater/hill, trapping everyone, zombie or not, inside to slowly perish of radiation. I then cover the dome with soil. Now I am King of the artificial hill.

I create clouds that precipitate upon your artificial hill. It collapses, I am king of the heap!

I make everyone reading this thread lose the game, and become king of the hill as they announce their loss.

I get sick of your bullshit, and take over the hill, with shoes.

Besides, this game is endless.