I'd explore her dungeon.

EDIT: sorry for the double post, damn PC...

I'd "have sex" with her "butt".

I'd correct her l33t speak.

I'd click her quote.

I'd Mass her Effect.

I'd Shift her Time.

I'd Star her Wars.

I'd Pwn her noob.

I'd search her forum.

I'd walk her pet.

I'd verb her noun.

I'd coca her cola.

I'd man here liferaft.

I'd read her poetry.

I spam her microphone!
I roll a plus 9 Sword of Falcons and Liberate her dungeon!
I'd lick her toe!

I'd play her fourth edition.

I'd hack into her Myspace account and alter it.

I'd bump her thread. Repeatedly.

I'd sniff her hair while she slept. bother her nonsense.

I'd desecrate her house of worship.

Ide Fuck Her Butthole Storm Her Fortress

I'd crack her anti-copyright infringment defences

I'd DDOS her website.

I'd rip out her soul!

What to dark?

I'd sink her battleship.

I'd don her armor.

Id pleasure her body.

Once again, euphemisms are for the weak.

I'd stalk her sister

I'd stalk her and her sister.

I'd land on her airstrip.

I'd post in her topic.

I'd invade her airspace.

I'd haber her dashery.

I'd check her vitals.

I'd notify her Mother.

I'd overcome her vicious barrier which she keeps to stop other people getting to close to her so that they see how twisted she is and how her complex past has left her unwilling to form new relationships.

I'd end her innocence.

I'd underline her italics.

I'd jam my **** into her *** and **** her **** while she **** *** ***** ***** ****** ******* lemons

I'd hit her checkers.

I'd raid her base.

I'd capture her flag.

I'd pollute her pond.

I'd charge her lazor.

I'd eat her cakes.

I'd sap her healer.

I'd poison her food.

I'd drink her blood.

I'd dry her eyes.

I'd be a bad enough dude to save her president

I'd explore her cavern.

I'd toe her line.

I'd erect her nipples dispenser.
I'd sap her sentry.

I'd charge her lazor

Ultrajoe:
Id pleasure her body.

Once again, euphemisms are for the weak.

hehe brilliant