Not the whole Microsoft surface tale, but the top of the coffee table has Microsoft Surface.

Since I based the coffee table on the one I actually own, we'll call it a little over a metre on the side. It's square.

I place a coffee maker right next to the table for easy access.

I add wheels to the legs.

I think it's finished at that point, unless we can add a TV.

The table collapses, because Portkins is a horrible welder.

I add an anti-grav engine to the base of the table, allowing it to float around two feet off the ground.

I then attach a plasma belt below the middle to keep it from floating away.

A floating table? I snatch the table, and is quickly making haste to the nearest exit. While adding coolers to the engine that keeps it up.

You're stopped at the door by an Thermo-o-tank and a Floating ball of death.

I retrieve the table and attach spikes to the sides.

I add a computer to the engine so we can alter control it via remote.

i add three kitties. :3 :3 :3

I set the Thief-B-Gone to target Scarx and his kittens.

I load up the Thief-B-Gone with various ammunition types. And tape Scarx's kitties on his legs.

I remember that we're meant to be working on my coffee table. I take out one of the drawers and replace it with a jet booster array.

I install a specialized zone of increased friction on the surface of the coffee table, so drinks never slide off and make messes like that (which can be a rather large hazard with jet thrusters and plasma belts and such)

I add a small fusion generator, so you don;t have to plug it in. That, and racing stripes.

Time to test it.

It works perfectly, and no coffee spills. We do have a broken arm, though.

I begin working on a new project: A cybernetic Mini-gun arm.

Better to make a cybernetic mini-bar arm instead.

I thought the whole point was that we don't start with a goal, we just plonk down stuff and see what occurs.

So anyone fancy putting in a base?

I put down a gravitron. You know, one of those rides where it spins around fast and you stick to the walls?

I attach it to COR 2000's nervous system. Now he controls it.

I attach spikes to the edges.

Yes, I like spikes.

I put tracks on the bottom, for manoeuvrability.

I hook the thing up to a turbine. As it spins around, it generates electricity.

I hook the turbine up to the Workshop's main power capacitor.

I activate it. It makes a pleasing *Beeeoooo* sounds as it charges up.

I smile my contentment at the generator functioning. I place a camera in the centre of the gravitron to take photos of the people inside it.

As it spins, I spray on glowing orange paint.

And then I spray it red, as "red wunz go fastah."

After apologising to Copter, I remove the generator. Given the gravitron is driven by motors, adding a generator just makes it harder to drive.

Then on an up-side, I add a strobe light, just to confuse people.

I use the GMod Replicator Tool. We now have 4.

I add a PC that can run games to the side of it, just for some enjoyment.