Stalico's Second Law of Bubbles

How happy you are can be determined by how many times you blow bubbles in peoples faces even after they tell you to stop

Anarchemitis:

Ultrajoe:
Ultrajoes Third Law:

There Can Always Be More Epic Added, Breaking The Limit Is Par For The Course.

Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Epic Constraint

Although anything and everything can be more epic, the internet can not emulate the maximum amount of epicness that the human mind can fathom.

Thats the trick, Anny my lad, getting peoples minds to do the work for you.

And it's possible.

NewClassic's First Law
  All posts should be done in proper method, be it organization or grammar, regardless of how tired you are. This rule only applies to yourself,   and is encouraged to everyone else.

NewClassic's Second Law (Inverse of Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Populatiry)
  Any amount of fame collected must be modestly overlooked. Fame is as much a blight as a blessing, and should be treated as such until it   can be harnessed properly.

NewClassic's Third Law
  No matter your intentions, the worst case is never implied but always observed. The only way to avoid disagreement is to not post/speak, nor   have ambitions.

PurpleRain:
Larenxis' Law: You can always make more orphans.

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but it was just so terribly clever that I had to post it at the first opportunity! Also, I am a stupidhead.

Aw, you're not a stupidhead, Purps!

Scarx's law of slacking:

always do 100% of everything in the least amount of energy possible.

Silver_Fist's law of everything

if you are under 13 and are playing an online game with a mic, you better shut the hell up or i will punch you in the teabag.

Runamuck's rule
If you are an asshole online, you are an asshole in real life.

(that rule is so named b/c it was my name at another forum, since deceased.)

Smokescreen's law
Your words are your actions online, so best choose them wisely.

ThaBenMan:
ThaBenMan's Law, To Be Enforced Across the Land For All Eternity -

Anyone that says "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" will be executed in an excrutiating manner to be determined upon my whim.

Thank you, someone else notices. I thought I was going crazy or was verbally dyslexic(?) or something.

Ezri's Law

Anyone and everyone is considered an idiot until proven otherwise.

mshcherbatskaya:
mshcherbatskaya's Law of Inverse Internet Eagerness--The more you press F5 waiting for a post or PM from a specific individual, the more likely it is that the specific individual in question will come down be a bad case of Internet Connection Fail.

If that isn't the freakin' truth.

Necroswanson's Law of Internet Appearences:
When on the internet everyone looks, SOOOOOO GOOD!"

Xhumed's Law of Thread Breakage:
The more you want to post something or see what's going on in a thread, the more likely it is that your computer will refuse to load it properly, resulting in either a mass of code half-way down, or a post cutting off suddenly, and no way to post.

This happened to me constantly with the WH40k RP. Usually means I spend an hour and a half constantly refreshing, using a combination of F5 and shift+F5 until it actually loads properly

Smokescreen:

Smokescreen's law
Your words are your actions online, so best choose them wisely.

I obey.

The chocolate milk Law:Chocolate milk will always be awesome.

NewClassic's Fourth Law
   There's a difference between being known and being liked. Knowing which you fall into is either a confident instant, or a life-time of worry.    Which primarily depends upon your personality.

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

LV's Law of Eating: If a person is eating either alone or in a group, it is expected that no one is to speak until everyone is done eating. "STFU I'm eating, wait five minutes."

LV's Law of the Muse: Your personal Muse, will only show up at the most inopportune times, often resulting in loss of ideas.

Lv's law of Failure: The more epic you fail at somehthing the more obvious, public, and humiliating it will be. The chances of someone you value seeing this increase ten fold if you have lied about doing something which led to the fail.

KenzS's Law of Relevancy

If it's irrelevant, I don't care.
   

TheGhostOfSin's Law of Arrogance:
TheGhostOfSin does not have laws, TheGhostOfSin IS THE LAW!

mshcherbatskaya:
mshcherbatskaya's Law of Inverse Internet Eagerness--The more you press F5 waiting for a post or PM from a specific individual, the more likely it is that the specific individual in question will come down be a bad case of Internet Connection Fail.

I think i helped make this one.

That you did, Ultrajoe.

Jamanticus' First Law: No live performance will ever be perfect; perfection is reserved for professional recordings.

Jamanticus' Fifth Law: Tissues will always rupture at the times when you have the most need of them

Invader Ezri:
Ezri's Law

Anyone and everyone is considered an idiot until proven otherwise.

THAT WAS MY LAW! I have felt that all people are idiots until they prove different since I was 15. Rare are the people that prove me wrong...

The Necroswanson's In-field Fly Rule:
THERE'S A FLY ON THE FIELD!? KILL IT!

NewClassic:

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

*Looks behind self*
Whelp, I guess I can finish this sentence uninterrup-PURPLERAIN'D!!

jdog's Law
If it's worth doing, It's worth fucking up in a spectacular manner.

Girog's Law of Forum Posting:
One well placed reply can and will ruin a thread.

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:
Larenxis' Law: You can always make more orphans.

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but it was just so terribly clever that I had to post it at the first opportunity! Also, Larenxis is a big dumb stupidhead.

I fully agree.

Aww, don't be too harsh on yourself. You're only a little bit of a stupidhead.

Anarchemitis:

NewClassic:

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

*Looks behind self*
Whelp, I guess I can finish this sentence uninterrup-PURPLERAIN'D!!

*Stolen*

Girog:
Girog's Law of Forum Posting:
One well placed reply can and will ruin a thread.

Ultrajoes Law of Derailment:
Just because you did it doesn't mean you meant it. For a derail to be successful you must somehow call it beforehand.

I recommend the word 'cad'

Any post with the word 'cad' in it is a derail attempt, and those in on the joke may appreciate the derail and its subtlety. Never must a comment be made on the success or failure of a derail, it is merely for appreciation from a distance.

You know what... skrew it, I'm necroing this thread and I don't care who complains

This thread deserves to live damnit!!!

...

Sargent Toughie's first law

As long as Sargent Toughie survives in an RP... there is hope for the future

Notice that Ultrajoe betrayed the TERP almost directly after I died in The PMHBKBN thread...

The Law of Necro-ing:
The chance of succes for the necro is greatly increased when you involve the rest of your clan.

The law of HTML

Fish Food's Laws

Never do anything today that you could do tomorrow morning.

If there is cake, take it.

If in doubt, place cake and refer to rule number two.

Lag spikes lurk in search of a lucky streak.

Geamo's Law

If you make a title look fancy enough, people won't care what's underneath.

Sargent Toughie's second law

"When a mistake is made... openly admit it and pray that people will respect you a little for being a man about it"

Rotten P. Buttersworths's Law of Web-comic Relevancy

No matter what a thread is about, there will always be a web-comic relevant to it.

Law of Damien #1:

If I go out of my way to let you in front of me in heavy traffic and you fail to give me the "thank you" wave, I have every right to ram you with my car. You will be arrested and I will be high-fived by the police.

Sargent Toughie's third law

When a Thread is Necrod. that Toughie has tried and failed to raise from the grave, he will be gratefull to the Necro.

Thank you Rottenbutter...