We need more energy... I build a generator using portals to accelerate a heavy object to terminal velocity and passing it through a magnet so we get current from that (almost free energy yay!). I propose a plan to use portals instead og doors to move between rooms and buildings. This way we can always just cut the power to the portals if the base is infiltrated.

I laugh at the idea of actually collecting resources for money and instead just steal it with portals.

Good idea. Perhaps even steal it from the enemy as we sabotage some of their defences. Perhaps we could send some nanites in to do the job?

Must create additional pylons

*Munitions Frigate Complete*
*1 Destroyer Complete*

Xaryn Mar:
Good idea. Perhaps even steal it from the enemy as we sabotage some of their defences. Perhaps we could send some nanites in to do the job?

I was personally thinking of attempting to deploy the nanites in a foglet style way and use them to slowly and painfully disassemble enemy troops piece by piece. But go with what works I guess.

I add a communications bunker with various comms arrays on top of and around it.

Also, a golden statue of a WW2-era SBD Dauntless in the center of the base. For morale, 'cause those things are awesome.

Capital Ships Research, Tier 2 complete.
Tier 3 underway.

Von Neuman Machines recontained and being enhanced.

Portkins:
Capital Ships Research, Tier 2 complete.
Tier 3 underway.

Von Neuman Machines recontained and being enhanced.

Whatever exactly is is we're doing with these ships, should we be? After all, they're not really part of the base, and thus are off-topic of the thread. Perhaps someone could create a Build a Fleet thread? If you do, please send me a PM so I can get in on it.

But if we're going to continue, and the Tier2 research is in fact complete, queue up 2 Medium Carriers.

*2 Battleships Complete*

Capital Production Queue:
2 Battleships
2 Medium Carriers

Anarchemitis:
*2 Battleships Complete*

Capital Production Queue:
2 Battleships
2 Medium Carriers

Whoa, did we get those battleships as a free gift or something, or did you add them, because I never saw anyone ask for battleships. I'm the admiral here, I don't remember giving the factory workers permission to place orders...Joking, I suppose you can if you want but I'm trying to go for a quick strike force with plenty of small destroyers and carriers and whatnot, not so many capital ships. Atleast for now.

I still think this ships thing is in the wrong thread.

ElephantGuts:

Oh also, cue up 4 destroyers and a munitions frigate. And how do we go about aquiring that additional research?

I assume that's from a game? Which? Am I stupid for not knowing this?

Page 2.
And the game would loosely be Homeworld 2.

You may be the admiral, but I'm the head of production, and research.. so...

Anarch has free reign to make whatever ships he may will.

Advanced Frigates T2 Research started.

Conflicts with T3 of Capital ships (Paused).

Homeworld 2, eh? I think I may have heard of that. But I feel bad that we're getting way off topic, so I'll add a library so the soldiers can brush up on their military tactics and strategies.

I return in a lambda class shuttle, pleased to see what has been done by the crew. Each and everyone of you gets a promotion, and I assemble larger landing pads to house our larger cruisers.

I create a portal to the library at Arkham University and steal the Necronomicon so we can use it to create zombies, summon weird creatures and last but not least Ash. This way we will have hero-unit very capable of using a shotgun and a arm-mounted chainsaw to destroy our enemies.

COR 2000:
I return in a lambda class shuttle, pleased to see what has been done by the crew. Each and everyone of you gets a promotion, and I assemble larger landing pads to house our larger cruisers.

You wish you could promote me. Even if you could, you really couldn't because I don't have a higher rank unless you want me to be the president. But I'm not a politician.

I'll add seismic sensors around the perimeter of the base so we can tell if they're tunneling under our walls. Also, I drop a fuel-air bomb on a nearby forest so they can't sneak their infantry through it to get close to us.

I Deploy 10 AT-STs and 5 AT-ATs, which are all equipped with Portkin's hadron Cannons. I also construct 3 more Vehicle factories to Quadruple production.

I build an automatic thread bumper machine that bumps this thread up to the top of the list so it sees some more action.

ElephantGuts:
I build an automatic thread bumper machine that bumps this thread up to the top of the list so it sees some more action.

And you get a cookie and a pair of Magna-Guards to defend you. I Drop down an additional hangar to contain our latest add-ons, X-wings and Y-wings.

I bring out several rail cannons on mounted trailers so they can be moved around to different area's of the base for anti-air defense.

COR 2000:

ElephantGuts:
I build an automatic thread bumper machine that bumps this thread up to the top of the list so it sees some more action.

And you get a cookie and a pair of Magna-Guards to defend you. I Drop down an additional hangar to contain our latest add-ons, X-wings and Y-wings.

I think that's the first cookie I've ever gotten on the internet. You are added to my friend list.

I add a giant duct tape dispenser in the base. What can't you do with duct tape? Also, a giant bleach dispenser. What can't you do with bleach?

I Return again. This time guys, the barracks are equipped with Game rooms now. Check them out. We have Cookies!

I build a starbucks, an overhead satellite that fires lasers Hammer of Dawn style and steal over 30 super HI-Def secret government televisions.

I made a nuclear missles and bomb my own college and also i build a Mcdonald so that soldiers can eat burgers!

As what Dr. Zoigberg(Futurama) always say "Hurray!" *gurgle gurgle gurgle*

I turn my eye to a nearby pond/river and start constructing a Naval base right along the shoreline. After it's finished, I deploy 5 Aircraft carriers.

Condom/tampon dispensers in the restrooms...you guys know we need 'em...

I hire a single ninja and place it as the sole guard at the entrance to the compound. the ninja is affected by the inverse ninja law, and therefore needs no help. I also equip him with a katana, several dozen shuriken and a small bush to hide in.

All research complete.

Tier 3 Frigates underway...

Wait, what would my promotion be? I'm head of Science & Technology.

Von Neuman Machine, V 3.60134b released. Known bugs - Self consumption.

I build a temple and start churning out mythological creatures, such as minotaurs, hydra and collossi. I also hand in my application for the position of Head Paranormal and Historical Researcher.

I get villagers to start praying at them there temples. We can't have mythological creatures without favor now can we?

I order the engineers to construct Trebuchets and...
What?
Fine; it's a trebuchet that shoots lasers.
Happy?

Okay, I'm posting this as a heads-up, Would anyone be interested in a battle against an enemy base here? I just want to know ahead of time and see how it goes.

Anyways, I invent a Cookie-dispenser for all of you.

I'd be more than happy to take the fight to the enemy. It would be a privilege to lead our naval forces in an assault on our enemy to gain glory and honor. I get rape and pillaging rights, though.

I'm gonna distribute some maple syrup pens around the base to whoever may need them. But since I'm not sure how my pen became a maple syrup pen, I'll need to do some research on them before I can start producing.

Alright, I install An alarm tower to warn us of eminent enemy attacks. However, As soon as I install the Alarm, This goes off:

"ALERT: ENEMY FORCES INBOUND. PREPARE FOR ATTACK!"

Radar shows that the enemy camp is sending a massive attack force towards us. To test us, they'll be sending in weaker units first, from riflemen to Rocket troops, to more advanced infantry, like snipers and Flame-Throwers, and up and up until finally, we face a Redeemer. I'll let you guys decide the outcome of each wave, but no crazy stuff like "All of a sudden, they drop dead of a virus.". Once we fend them all off, then we'l resume on the base. If everything goes to S***, then we;ll use Spartan Banana's Time machine.

The Infantry started to advance towards the base.... (you decide the outcome.)