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Bling Cat
Gone Gonzo
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It works very simply. One person posts their idea for a musical, the next writes an idea(Could be anything, from a song title to a short scene) for that musical, then posts an idea of their own. Such as: 300 the musical:
An adaption of the Bugsy Malone song 'We could have been anything we wanted to be' replaced by Were the very best at being persians' at the chorus. Ill get the ball rolling:
The Dark Knight: The Musical!

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2053
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

The Joker gets a tap-dance solo. Now, wait, three tap-dance solos.

A Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovitch: The Musical!

If that's too hard, then:

God of War: The Musical!

Armitage Shanks
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 877
Joined: 22 Jul 2008

The apostles and Chorus from Jesus Christ Superstar begin singing "Hosannah", with Kratos singing the Caiphas part. Halfway through he slaughters them all for being heathens, at Hades direction.

It would go something like...
God of War: The Musical
(spoken to someone who is offstage) Kratos: Yes, I understand, no, sorry, your breaking up, theres a crowd approaching. There singing something, I know singing, about a god. What's that? No its not about you, reckon I should kill 'em all? Ok I'll kill 'em all.

[Enter Chorus and JC, singing]
Chorus: Hey JC, JC won't you smile at me? sannah-ho, sannah hey super-star!
(Sung) Kratos: Tell this rabble to get lost, or its gonna co-ost, all of your lives, no that ain't a l-ie!
Chrus: Hey sannah, ho sannah, sannah, sannah ho, sannah hey, sannah ho superstar!
(Sung) Kratos: Tell the mob who sing your song that they are fools and they are wrong, if they don't disperse, I will turn that kid into a purse,
(JC sings, while extending a handful of flowers to Kratos)
JC: Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the shouting, if every tongue was still-
(Stabs JC in the gut)
(Spoken) Kratos: I was serious, bitch.

[Break into choreographed dance sequence as Kratos mercilessly butchers the entire chrous, with 5 fingers of Pe-zazz!]

Metal Gear Solid: The Musical!

Birras
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 574
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

Col.(sung):Snake? Snaaake? Snaaaaaaaaake?

Chorus (sung): Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Snake kills the chorus]

Watchmen:The musical!

curlycrouton
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 952
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

We love Alan Moore
We love Alan Moore
And we all want more
of that Alan Moore
HEY!

Battlefield 2: The Musical!

COR 2000
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2183
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Bling Cat:
It works very simply. One person posts their idea for a musical, the next writes an idea(Could be anything, from a song title to a short scene) for that musical, then posts an idea of their own. Such as: 300 the musical:
An adaption of the Bugsy Malone song 'We could have been anything we wanted to be' replaced by Were the very best at being persians' at the chorus. Ill get the ball rolling:
The Dark Knight: The Musical!

This has been done before, but.....

Call Of Duty 4: The Musical. Imagine what happens when the nukes launch?

curlycrouton
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Posts: 952
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

[sung by an opera singer] "Nuuuuukes, oh terrible nukes! They shake the ground!"
"We muuuust get the deactivation codes! Oh the codeeeees! Deactivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!" [sung very very high at the end]

[end]

Team Fortress 2: The Musical!

TommyGun465
Press Junketeer
Posts: 486
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

Spy, sappin mah sentry!
[CHORUS] Spy, sappin mah sentry!
Where is he? Is it a doc?
[Chorus]Is it a doc?
Is it a pyro?
[CHORUS]Is it a pyro?
*STAB*
HAHA!

GTAIV: Hey Cousin!

curlycrouton
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 952
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

I aaaaaam
a Romanian
I aaaaaam
Niko Bellic
Niko Bellic!
My naaaame
sounds a bit like bell-end
hahaaaaa, laugh out loud.

The Matrix: The Musical!

Ardghal
Paperboy
Posts: 36
Joined: 30 Sep 2008

At last, something that will let me use the full force of my artistic genuis!

I see it!

I see a chorus line of Agents, tap dancing in unison to the staccato beat of machine gun rounds!
I see Neo and Morpheus enacting their kung-fu battle with such precision of dance movements and tonality that has never been dared before in the history of theatrics!

I see the cyber-punk set reproduced entirely from office paper printed with 1's and 0's

And laser lights! Lots and lots of laser lights!

Neal Stephenson's Snowcrash-THE MUSICAL!

 
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