Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee roleplays a pale, lanky misogynist.

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Thank you!

LOL, nice touch with the Painkiller bit.

thats was bloody hilarous or however you spell it.

Eh, I didn't see it coming.

I rather enjoyed the witcher, but I'm sure you'll hear that enough in the 100+ comments this will get.

Now, that was a mindboggingly good and funny review. Also, good job at a triple post there.

Haha excellent review mate loved the pain killer part at the end lol vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end hahaha brilliant. yea i agree Witcher Is preety bad i couldn't play it longer than 30 mins i was falling asleep while looking at the screen trying to find out what to do.

You know, at the crossroads, I'd have to say Swindon is your best bet. Also, puffer fish.

Oh and also plus, why does the guygirl need 20 minutes prep time for 30 seconds of hot vacuuming action?

I loved the review and the "Painkiller" bit at the end.

is the extra bit gonna be a regular? :P amazing as always though i thought the witcher looked realitively impressive compared to recent rpgs. Hmm whats gonna be next still have the few ps3 exclusives out heavenly sword demo review was hilarous also. rock band would pretty much be like gh3.5 so doubt that one. Eternal Sonata and Vegas sound about right :O

Yay! you own Yahtzee! best reviewer ever <3.

LMAO another amazing review. never played the witcher personally, but that was hilarious non the less

Finally, someone other than Corvus who didn't ride The Witcher's cock. This game felt like a failed experience so I quit after 2 hours.

good stuff. love the addition.

Frankly...this week's review was rather poor...the few things that Yahtzee pointed out to can be sorted out in about 20-40 minutes of starting the game ( alchemy is optional on easy mode at least), although I have to admit that I was a bit annoyed at having to walk unjustifiably long distances in the first chapter, but that's about where my opinion stops coinciding with his, try following the story a bit, you might end up liking it in the end. The painkiller bit was nice though...

LOL @ "20 minutes...outside...pufferfish..."

stacia123:
You know, at the crossroads, I'd have to say Swindon is your best bet. Also, puffer fish.

Oh and also plus, why does the guygirl need 20 minutes prep time for 30 seconds of hot vacuuming action?

Well the he/she needs to get ready and practice his/her no gag reflex or sumthing

LOL @ "20 minutes...outside...pufferfish..."

Annom:
I rather enjoyed the witcher, but I'm sure you'll hear that enough in the 100+ comments this will get.

It's true! And the story is nice.

I don't get the bit at the end. Besides that I didn't think it was very funny (I saw the resume joke coming from a mile away), not to discourage Yahtzee from trying new things, was that from Painkiller or The Witcher? If it was from Painkiller, why was it included?

One of the best in awhile!!!!

Bah. The only ZP so far I found neither funny, nor true. But it may be because I'm that rare breed of people that enjoy CRPGs. I think that tends to happen when people write about genres they don't care about. The Mass Effect review should have been a clue. At least it mostly said things that were true. :\

Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates The Witcher

I did enjoy the review, but I can't help and think why Yahtzee keeps reviewing RPGs when he doesn't really seem to like them that much.

You know Yahtzee, over the last few weeks I have began to feel less and less like watching your reviews every week. Slowly, over time, I've found myself laughing less and less

I must write this quickly, for the tears of laughter are running down my face and they're so great in quantity I fear my this may be the end of my computer.

FUCK-ING-TAN-FASTIC!!! somewhere between washing the gimp and the hover with a pufferfish on the end I just about burst my kidney from laughing

This is so good I don't even feel the need to go and have a look at porn, the internet has satisfied me. Cheers Zero

Excellent job Yahtzee, especially since I was considering buying it.

I wanna see Yahtzee review Uncharted.

apart from that, today's review was great.

This was so well done on a funny ha-HA level that I actually don't care if you're right about the game or not (though it sounds like you might be). I registered for an account just to say that. Comedy. GOLD.

Shinsquall:
Frankly...this week's review was rather poor...the few things that Yahtzee pointed out to can be sorted out in about 20-40 minutes of starting the game ( alchemy is optional on easy mode at least), although I have to admit that I was a bit annoyed at having to walk unjustifiably long distances in the first chapter, but that's about where my opinion stops coinciding with his, try following the story a bit, you might end up liking it in the end. The painkiller bit was nice though...

Wait wait wait...hold on...you watch yahtzee for actual views on how good a game is? If anyone who went on this site truely did that we'd all have portal and virtually nothing else.
I don't watch Zero for games, I watch him for laughs

Is it me, or was there a guy behind him laughing when he ansted about the dirty console players

Annom:
I rather enjoyed the witcher, but I'm sure you'll hear that enough in the 100+ comments this will get.

Most of his reviews destroy just about any game, even if they are just about the best thing since sliced bread. Take the reviews for what they are: brilliant humour. If you really want to know how good a game is, talk to a mate who played it or rent it yourself. Or did you expect to find a review from any company that is paid by publishers that is trustworthy (yes gamespot/ign/famitsu/etc. I'm looking at you ¬_¬)

Oh and dad, stay away please.^_^

THIS IS A MUMORPUGUH! lmao

Oh my, OH MY! That was the most vile, and evil Yahtzee i have heard yet! And i love it. That so makes up for the wee bit bland Crysis review (Not bad, just kind off meh) This is officialy my ew favourite ZP review.