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1)   30 Jan 2008 17:08
Yahtzee Croshaw
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Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee goes underground with the Umbrella Corporation.

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2)   30 Jan 2008 17:10
jdbsnipe
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yaY FIRST COMMENT. SUCK ON IT.

havnt watched the video yet. but

shutup

3)   30 Jan 2008 17:10
jdbsnipe
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it was amazing

4)   30 Jan 2008 17:11
davidmr
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shut up and watch it.

5)   30 Jan 2008 17:11
jdbsnipe
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like cheese and gherkin with Philadelphia in a bagel for jews

6)   30 Jan 2008 17:11
jdbsnipe
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you?

7)   30 Jan 2008 17:13
davidmr
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jdbsnipe:
it was amazing

you didnt have the chance to listen to it, DUH.

8)   30 Jan 2008 17:13
The Poet
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WHY!? Why can't you do COD4?! Or Burnout Paradise?! That is a popular game and I thought Yahtzee would be onto it like he is to other people's salads. O well, I'll shut up and watch...

...

I've learnt a lesson to shut up and watch before bitching...

Like when I see the message saying "Stop harrassing me I'll fucking do COD4 next week pop up"...

I'm going to shut up but leave up my origional post so you can laugh at my ignorance.

9)   30 Jan 2008 17:13
jdbsnipe
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its 4 mins long and it was posted 5:08 u commented at 5:11 u cant have watched it all by then.

pwnd

10)   30 Jan 2008 17:15
Melty Blood
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Hehe, Excellent review as usual. I'm somewhat glad "Intro sequence theatre" was just a random break to the norm and not a mainstay as well.

11)   30 Jan 2008 17:16
MrKeroChan
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RE:UC.... glad to know it'll be exactly what it looks like when i buy it used....

12)   30 Jan 2008 17:16
BonsaiK
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No, Yahtzee, no! Don't review Call Of Duty 4! Don't let the whiners win! It'll just encourage them!

13)   30 Jan 2008 17:16
davidmr
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jdbsnipe:
its 4 mins long and it was posted 5:08 u commented at 5:11 u cant have watched it all by then.

pwnd

i was listening to it idiot.

14)   30 Jan 2008 17:18
Zera
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I laughed at the EA syndrome comment.

15)   30 Jan 2008 17:20
jdbsnipe
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davidmr:
shut up and watch it.

what was that? WATCH IT? u was what listening? oh. w-w-w-wanker

16)   30 Jan 2008 17:22
Garfgarog
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ITT A 10 year old spammer begs for attention.

17)   30 Jan 2008 17:22
Singing Gremlin
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jdb - Shut up, grow up, and piss off. In any order you like, cos I'm a friendly person.

18)   30 Jan 2008 17:26
Grizzzzzzzz
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to self announce myself as a whining twatblanket;

Yay, another FPS review. To be swiftly followed by another FPS review.

was good tho.

19)   30 Jan 2008 17:27
jordinator
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another wednesday, another fit of sheer hysteria courtesy of my man yahtzee.

even tho this is probably one of the very first reviews i've disagreed with i still can help but laugh

genious

20)   30 Jan 2008 17:28
bromf
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I back signing gremlin up there, and Yatzee "CULL ME" becacuse I am deviant.
An amazing review as always too.

21)   30 Jan 2008 17:29
xMacx
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war rail shooters...perhaps they'll bring back operation wolf?

22)   30 Jan 2008 17:29
Clippy
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Amusing as always to watch, although, personally, I quite enjoy the game. I've always had a thing for rail shooters. *shrugs* As said, the ham-fisted dialog is always good for a laugh.

Note: The game handles like a turd with the Zapper. In fact, the Zapper is a piece of junk. Even Link's Crossbow Training plays better without it.

23)   30 Jan 2008 17:32
duel
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i used to quite like rail shooters

and i can relate to the seaside arcade remark ^_^

good times

24)   30 Jan 2008 17:32
asdaa
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jdbsnipe:
its 4 mins long and it was posted 5:08 u commented at 5:11 u cant have watched it all by then.

pwnd

WOW, you really needed the Scooby crew to realize that right?

25)   30 Jan 2008 17:34
ComradeJim270
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This is funny. I got no sleep last night, and therefore lack the cognitive ability to come up with something more to say about it at the moment.

Um. Well done!

26)   30 Jan 2008 17:34
sammyfreak
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The evil dude with the cape, hat and mustache may be the funniest thing you have drawn yet.

27)   30 Jan 2008 17:40
Crap_haT
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"and Valve employees" I was in histerics. And COD4 to be reviewed, xD. Just goes to show that annoyance does prevail. "Twat blankets."

28)   30 Jan 2008 17:42
Vaupelle
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Yahtzee Croshaw:
Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee goes underground with the Umbrella Corporation.

Read Full Article

Ahh yes AWSOME/GREAT review as usual, always a pleasure.
99.5% agree with your reviews. cept for the valve part :p

29)   30 Jan 2008 17:43
RAVENBOI22
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omg, that was hilarious XD! EA syndrome lol...

30)   30 Jan 2008 17:46
Alphazero
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I'm glad Yahtzee has brought some attention to the very real problem of tingling hooker sense. If you, or someone you know, senses a tingling hooker do the right thing and see a doctor immediately. While some claim, "the tingling lets you know it's working," the fact is distraction from tingling hookers is quickly becoming the leading cause of automobile accidents in our country today.

I thank you.

31)   30 Jan 2008 17:49
billy-j
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so true, loved the bit about the dialogue

P.S. did anyone notice he nearly ran out of breath at about 1.35?

32)   30 Jan 2008 17:50
NoPantsMan
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review Last Express!

33)   30 Jan 2008 17:54
MGG=REVIEWS
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the fact the game is bad makes these reviews brilliant.

34)   30 Jan 2008 17:57
blackfly01
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Hee, hee! Thank you Yahtzee, for getting me ready to face another day! I'll admit I liked the original first three RE games even if dressing Jill up as a hooker killed the credibility of her being a soldier of sorts, but the future of the games has been just a little too cartoony for its own good and seeing a game journalist recognize Resident Evil 4's sense of anti-horror and goofy characters good or bad deserves a cheers on my part. So, cheers!

Also: was Yahtzee on the verge of laughing when he was describing the Tyrant, or was that just for demonstrating it having a heart on the outside of its chest?

35)   30 Jan 2008 17:57
Alcari
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Nice one as usual.
And don't bother with the zapper, it's like it's custom made to annoy the hell out of you, and make every game more complex and bothersome.

Vaupelle:

Ahh yes AWSOME/GREAT review as usual, always a pleasure.
99.5% agree with your reviews. cept for the valve part :p

so you agree with the "good friends" part?

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