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Contributor  Posts: 78 Joined: 8 Aug 2007 | |
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Paperboy Posts: 11 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | lol, where do you get the inspiration for the songs? great review, hmmm you seem to see racism and homosexuality in everything :P |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 141 Joined: 3 Oct 2007 | I love the Frank Miller reference.... don't give up on women... just better yourself... if everyone seems to think you smell...perhaps you do... |
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Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 3 Dec 2007 | Haha i knew this was comming. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3626 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | Love it. Especially the end. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 217 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | Seriously, who didn't cackle "Yes..." when they saw that Army of Two was in the firing line? |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | good review, and yes the game is generic and the story's subject is a real world problem represented in a stupid simplistic manner in this game |
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Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | Funniest one yet!!!......Well,time to watch again and try to understand all of the jokes... |
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Paperboy  Posts: 26 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 | If they're 8 year old boys I guess Clyde is the older kid who picks on them and doesn't like having to walk with them to school and is probably abused by his parents. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | quoting david bowman "god, it's full of jokes about gays"... Wait, I think I missed something from "2010"... |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | I wonder who's going to be the first to attempt to You Tube themselves playing Gears of War and Splinter Cell at the same time... XD |
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Paperboy Posts: 30 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 | Just renounce women already Yahtzee. Show some sign of doing so. Please? :( |
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Beat Writer Posts: 130 Joined: 8 Sep 2006 | Good musical choices this time. Where by "good" I mean "bad". Which is good. |
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Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | Spectacular. As always, but it needs repeating. Eeee I remember when the latest review was about the console wars and I laughed so hard I emailed Yahtzee to profess my undying love. Not actually realising that everyone else must have done it by that point. Ho hum. Fingers crossed that next week is that Wii game everyone thinks is good but isn't then we can have Wii fanboys complaining next to the 360 ones :D |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | THANKS YAHTZEE!! Always makes my Wednesday |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Funniest in awhile, as far as something to review thats decent, I'm pretty sure God of War: Chains of Olympus got released worldwide by now |
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Muckraker  Posts: 238 Joined: 8 Jan 2008 | Not enough gay jokes. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 21 Mar 2008 | I loved it, in a completely normal way. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 9 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Yahtzee, you shouldn't give up on the gay jokes or women. Seriously, 99% of your jokes include penises in some way. You are just gonna lose the funny. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 13 Joined: 29 Sep 2007 | So it's like Kane and Lynch go to Blackwater? |
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BANNED  Posts: 102 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | Loved the inclusion of the SA :awesome: face (which later became :fuckyou: if I remember correctly) to go with the use of the word facetious. Fits perfectly. User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
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Paperboy  Posts: 30 Joined: 24 Jan 2008 | haven't missed one yet, and i don't plan on starting anytime soon. another fantastic episode. thank you Ben. |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 72 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 | Ao2 has been getting some pretty bad magazine reviews all over! |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 9 Feb 2008 | i liked the game but can see what hes talking about... well except the "enemies dont advance part" since a) they do if it doesnt mean to much exposure from cover |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1242 Joined: 5 Dec 2007 | Awesome once again! |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 1 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Funny and clever as usual. You have a huge vocabulary. I love your reviews, but I can't take them seriously. Very entertaining, but they don't help me decide if I will purchase a game. With that said, excellent work and keep them coming! |
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Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | Great as always Yahtzee. And you can never have to many gay jokes, thought you of all people would know that ;-) keep them coming |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 | Very amusing, and a great distraction from study. *mumbles* lousy uq |
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Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Gay jokes in all their glory but my favourite joke so far is the "Blu-ray > DVD" one in Console war. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 9 Joined: 18 Mar 2008 | Ha ha, awsome, he stuck Diana on his taste/tasteless continuum |
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Paperboy Posts: 30 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | i loved the 'no! BAD YAHTZEE!' one, that was awesome. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 10 Feb 2008 |
For all the beating Kane and Lynch took, I had a lot of fun with the co-op and the bank heists. It wasn't nearly as good as it was promised to be, but it was hardly terrible. If Army of Two avoids the clunky controls and sub-standard graphics it sounds like fun to me. Though maybe the lack of bank heists and hallucinatory homicides may take away from it. Oh, and |
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Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | Does anyone have problems viewing the new post or is it just me? |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 1 Joined: 31 Mar 2008 | wish i could watch video's :( |
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Zero Punctuation: Army of Two
This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee tries to cut down on the gay jokes while reviewing Army of Two.
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