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71)   7 May 2008 16:38
Telekinesis
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What an unexpected turn of events!
And an awesome one at that, I just love the E-Mails.

72)   7 May 2008 16:39
Talith
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I laughed more at this one than at any in a while.

The "4" was the best part imho.

73)   7 May 2008 16:40
eggdog14
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Anarchemitis:
Holy Crap.

Agreed.
This shit is bananas.

74)   7 May 2008 16:40
Kinetic_man
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Amazing, but then again I really don't expect anything other from you now Yahtzee. Keep it up!

75)   7 May 2008 16:41
SomeBritishDude
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Thats was pritty awesome yatzee. I pissed my self laughing. Can't wait for GTA 4 review. God I need that game!!!?!!?!@!

76)   7 May 2008 16:42
The Sorrow
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Dushan:
Im sorry but I have to bring up the still NEVER MENTIOND, online gameplay. SSBB is the first game in the series where you dont actually need to have friends! You can join random fights online and just smash your little heart out. That is the main thing im annoyed at not seeing in this review ever, there are other things but this is the biggest.

QUIT.
WHINING.

77)   7 May 2008 16:42
renard
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I thought yahtzee was maturer than all those childish fanboys who sent him hatemail. Paraphrasing the TF2 spy: "well... this was a dissapointment..."

Let's hope next tuesday yahtzee comes back with a proper review and not this whining about how much hatemail he gets...

78)   7 May 2008 16:42
Nerples
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I liked the marking of the letters. Yahtzee is going to review GTA IV? Prepare for hate mail the likes of which you have never seen. That is unless you like it.

P.S. I think my brother is straight up gay for you. Even though he has a girlfriend/fiancée.

79)   7 May 2008 16:42
Raptorsan
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I consider myself a nintendo fanboy really, and I do like most of their big titles. I've not bought SSBB yet, but I will do soon. I've tried it tho and I found it very fun! And i STILL loved your review! Even this one! I do so agree with you that if you're having a good time with it, bad stuff you say about the game shouldn't get to me! And it doesn't. But i can CLEARLY (:P) see how some people ALLWAYS need everyone to think the games they like rocks.

Looking forward to next wednesday. Meanwhile I'll play some nintendo games ^^

80)   7 May 2008 16:42
jeepgun
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I'm a total and helpless fanboy of SSBB an I still thought your review was highly entertaining. People just have a hard time remembering that there really isn't such a thing as a bullshit opinion.

81)   7 May 2008 16:43
nerkcon
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I agree about the scores, I don't trust any reviews. I always suspected reviews were sell outs since all hyped games get similar high scores with similar positive things said about it. If I ever started reviewing games they would NOT have scores, a good and bad list, just a wall of text of my experience. But maybe at the end I'll have"I recommend this game to..." sediment to tell if and why you may like the game or not.

82)   7 May 2008 16:44
ranearia
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Perfect~! A+

I just don't get fanboys/fangirls, if you like soemthing, ENJOY IT! This was well said to those out there who can't just laugh and enjoy whatever game you worship etc.
Then again there's always going to be the assholes in the world who have to take everything seriously.

83)   7 May 2008 16:44
X nosgoth X
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The Lawn:
Yahtzee 1
The world 0

Gamespot -1

84)   7 May 2008 16:45
Mstrswrd
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This was hilarious. I'm happy he decided to do something like this, just because I can only imagine what people's reaction to it was when they were the ones being spoken about.

85)   7 May 2008 16:46
Pandax
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As much as I hate to say that I did like Super Smash Brothers Brawl, there are of course its faults. Of course Yahtzee is allowed to have a different opinion then I, because that what makes people different. Therefore I applaud him for his reviewer integrity, and his decision to stand by his original claim despite the thousand post on SSBB.

Well done sir.
Also very funny.

86)   7 May 2008 16:46
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tiredinnuendo:
Eh...

I understand the purpose of this review. It takes awhile to play GTA4 and as such you need to put up something else to keep the masses placated. That said, reading over terrible fanmail and making fun of your "fans" is a theme that's somewhat overused and as far as "Yahtzee" humor goes I'd say it falls a bit short.

But what can you do?

- J

Why don't you demonstrate your own obviously superior comedic intellect before criticizing Yachtzee's?

Oh, I forgot, this is an internet forum, where you're supposed to criticize things you would never be capable of yourself. My bad!

Seriously: if you think Yachtzee's humor is so sub-par and predictable, why NOT try your hand at it? See if you can achieve a following this impressive. I doubt it.

87)   7 May 2008 16:46
neubius
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excellent. Still the best review around... even tho spoilt the end of condemned the other week. ha.

88)   7 May 2008 16:47
artstsym
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EnoRed:
They should perhaps take a look at their own behaviour and see that they're essentially doing the exact same thing; latching onto a critic's opinion because they feel it makes their own point of view somehow more valid. These people completely miss the point and turn into fanboys themselves by imposing their own opinions as if they are fact.

What's more pathetic: blindly following Nintendo and accepting whatever games they toss our way or giving a virtual handjob to some random guy out of the millions on the internet?

Definitely the former, but since you brought this up I'd like to point out that I hated Nintendo's strategy and fans for much longer than I liked ZP. I realize that opinions are subjective and in the realm of "I like it" there is no right or wrong, but that doesn't stop me from thinking the fans are idiots and that most of what Yahtzee says is made of gold plated truth.

I've had my disagreements (namely with Assassin's Creed, which I thought was FUCKING AWESOME) but he's usually a great indicator of whether a game is good or not according to anyone that enjoys gaming as more than mindless stimulus (SSBB).

89)   7 May 2008 16:48
Xaositect
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Ahh, I love the smell of friction burned shoe and fanboy/girl ass in the afternoon.

To be honest, I was expecting GTA IV but I hate GTA games, so this was just as good. I hope it felt as good for Yahtzee too. Its not every day someone can dip their hand into the sack of shit that must have been Yahtzee's inbox, take some of that faecal matter, and turn it into pearls.

90)   7 May 2008 16:50
Cousin_IT
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reading out some of those letters sounded more like Jerry Jackson than Yhatzee.

Funny to watch & reaffirmed my stance of not going near the SSBB comments thread

91)   7 May 2008 16:50
Ignigeno
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Yahtzee, it's people like you who I wanna take to a secret hidden city near the core of the earth and repopulate my species with.
Speaking as someone who used to date, and indeed nearly married a Nintendo fanboy I can safely say they all need a good hard kick up the arse. And as a gamer....Nintendo is a lot like Margaret Thatcher. Clearly the right thing to do is to hate it.

92)   7 May 2008 16:50
Saxon-Mercenary
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When did all the eight year olds watch this video? Who let them on the internet? Quite honestly, I have been playing Nintendo all my life and by far this game is the singular one that absolutely destroyed all the fun that was to be had in this series. And not to mention that the Nintendo Revolution, oh whoops, I mean Wii, was the most embarrassing thing that ever came out for some one who until up to recently was loyal to the Nintendo brand. Honestly if you really wanted such a repetitious piece of %$#@ game, then continue to write the hate mail, but if there is ever a time that you want to grow up and realize the truth, then keep this site in your favorites. Oh and FYI http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8844/consolechartyr2yh2.jpg Have a good day :D

93)   7 May 2008 16:50
coredump
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EnoRed:
I think more people should consider listening to what Yahtzee said about not getting upset over the fact a reviewer doesn't like a game that you do, as you shouldn't let their opinions dictate your own. That includes the people who suddenly came out the woodwork after the SSBB review going "LOLLOLOL STOOPID NINTY FANBOIS I TOLD EM IT WASNT GOOD IT SUX AND UR ALL STUPID".

They should perhaps take a look at their own behaviour and see that they're essentially doing the exact same thing; latching onto a critic's opinion because they feel it makes their own point of view somehow more valid. These people completely miss the point and turn into fanboys themselves by imposing their own opinions as if they are fact.

What's more pathetic: blindly following Nintendo and accepting whatever games they toss our way or giving a virtual handjob to some random guy out of the millions on the internet?

To answer your question, blindly following Nintendo. At least I like Yahtzee.

And I had a big long post detailing how you were dumb, then I realize that was going to make dumb. So I'm just going to call you names instead. Faghat.

edit: Jesus, I meant to quote the post, and forgot to. And this shit has grown so quickly I've lost it. DAMMMMNNN.

94)   7 May 2008 16:54
zelta
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Wow... Brilliant as ever. Anyone who ridicules someone for their opinion is retarded. Personally, I like Super Mario Bros games, I find them quick and easy to play and can be quite fun. It is probably the only reason I'd ever get a Wii... if it was free... and came with Norway...
Thank you for your amazing reviews, sometimes games need a good verbal thrashing so we can see what they're really made of :)

95)   7 May 2008 16:54
DaDude9211
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Hah, 'fourck' you XD But I bet lots of people are gonna be mad about this one. Especially people who can't spell.

96)   7 May 2008 16:54
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coredump:
To answer your question, blindly following Nintendo. At least I like Yahtzee.

And I had a big long post detailing how you were dumb, then I realize that was going to make dumb. So I'm just going to call you names instead. Faghat.

I don't know who you're addressing here, but your borderline illiterate post tells me one thing. And that is that you are EXACTLY the kind of moron Yachtzee is ridiculing, yet you are too ignorant to realize it.

Whoever you are arguing with here doesn't need to point out why you're a moron, you've already done it for them.

97)   7 May 2008 16:54
blackfly01
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YAY. This was the funniest non-review of Yahtzee I've seen! I loved the bit about Gamespot reviewers... oh how true it is.

98)   7 May 2008 16:55
conor123
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yahtzee review mario kart and see want happens it will be so fucking funny to see wat the fan boys come up with next

99)   7 May 2008 16:56
pacee21
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epic grammar naziism and a fucking hilarious unreview to boot!

what more can you ask for!

100)   7 May 2008 16:56
noolli
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I lyk it wen u insalt peepools falts coz u is gud at it.

p.s I did that on purpose so you can insult me, you do seem to get some sort of pleasure out of insulting/degrading people or games. If you insulted me in any way that would be great then you would have reached me at a professional level.

101)   7 May 2008 16:56
pacee21
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User was banned for 1 week for this post.

i fucked your mum

102)   7 May 2008 16:56
m_jim
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tiredinnuendo:
Eh...

I understand the purpose of this review. It takes awhile to play GTA4 and as such you need to put up something else to keep the masses placated. That said, reading over terrible fanmail and making fun of your "fans" is a theme that's somewhat overused and as far as "Yahtzee" humor goes I'd say it falls a bit short.

But what can you do?

- J

Yeah...it doesn't even really seem fair. Making fun of internet fanboys and hate-mailers is too easy; he should really try something more challenging like killing kittens or clubbing baby seals. Or at least something that Maddox hasn't already perfected.

103)   7 May 2008 16:57
forgery
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I'd give this review 10/10

haha irony!

Ace review! Loved it!!!

104)   7 May 2008 16:58
Jenny Creed
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Yahtzee takes his uniquely anarchistic brand of reviewing one step further and reviews his own hate mail. I love it.

105)   7 May 2008 16:58
MRMIdAS2k
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Dushan:
Im sorry but I have to bring up the still NEVER MENTIOND, online gameplay. SSBB is the first game in the series where you dont actually need to have friends! You can join random fights online and just smash your little heart out. That is the main thing im annoyed at not seeing in this review ever, there are other things but this is the biggest.

WOW! IT'S GOT A FEATURE THAT OTHER FIGHTING GAMES HAVE HAD FOR A GODDAMN GENERATION! THAT MAKES IT WIN!
[/sarcasm]

Seriously though, Yahtzee should reply to a letter at the end of every review. That shit was epic.

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