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alphaxi
Anonymous Source
Posts: 9
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

MightyMouse:
You can't win with fanboys, Yahtzee. If you strike them down they will become more whiny than you can possibly imagine.

lol, all too true. Then again, I think at this point we're just gonna be laughing at future whining simply out of imagining Yahtzee's response. It goes from annoying to amusing when they don't know when to give up.

Nevada2444
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 14 May 2008

Nice one. I wonder if I should call David and have him spam Yahtzee's e-mail with requests to review Contra next time. That'd be win as far as I see it. :P

PP: Contra 4evar

BasicMojo07
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 5 May 2008

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

Lupie
Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 14 May 2008

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

BasicMojo07
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 5 May 2008

Grr.

RetardedlyGenius
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 14 May 2008

It is amazing how ONE review, good or bad; for ONE game, played or not, using ONE man's opinion can inspire an entire world...because this is international, to make total idiots out of themselves. Whether you're arguing for or against SSBB....who cares? Wasn't this whole thing for entertainment purposes? I give a bajillion kudos to Yahtzee for managing to give himself free press just by reviewing a game he didn't want to review in the first place and still coming out on top. Why? Because EVERY single person that said something terrible....every one of those people are gonna be back today. For the new installment. To see if he belittle's GTA. I love the game and if he hates...I'm still havin a good day.

Face,

Jason

xeper
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 3 Feb 2008

Dunno about you but i get the kick out of any Yahtzee review/video NAMELY for the way he delivers his point of view, I see it more as a stand up comedy, and i don't think he should be criticized for anything, cause you watch it for free :)

Hamster at Dawn
Beat Writer
Posts: 179
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

tsurugi-ijin
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 11 Apr 2008

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

pulse2
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 10 May 2008

Told you it was GTA4 related, what did I say? Now off to look at the GTA4 comments ¬_¬

Indiscrimi
Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

black_reaver:

Hamster at Dawn:
OK, that was seriously the best ZP you have done yet. I was pissing myself laughing the whole way through. Most notably, I liked the Gamespot reference but I would have to say my favourite bit was the number 4. The 360 joke hit particularly close to home seeing as mine bricked just last week.

FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'

Err... there is in the British spelling of those words. Just FYI.

And by British spelling, you of course mean "any spelling that isn't American."

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3430
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Qelt
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 14 May 2008

ROFLOL!

This guy's a fuckin' genius!

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4885
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

conqueror Kenny:

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Ula
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 25 Feb 2008

ok, apart from Lupie and Indy_Gindy<<i know it's not your name!, this is almost as bad as the comments after SSBB. He critsised a game, people didn't like it and shouted at him. He, like any self-respecting brit would, shouted back. Everyone shut the hell up and get over yourselves!

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3430
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Fear the power of the BANHAMMER

merrickal
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 14 May 2008

It's really funny to have Yatzee grammatically correct the mail he got.
T'was actually really funny to have our god Yatzee critique this game despite being a brawl fan, good job!

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4885
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

conqueror Kenny:

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Fear the power of the BANHAMMER

Yea, though I walk through the valley of flames, I shall fear no Banning.

I promise to stop now.

Lupie
Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 14 May 2008

Ula:
ok, apart from Lupie and Indy_Gindy<<i know it's not your name!, this is almost as bad as the comments after SSBB. He critsised a game, people didn't like it and shouted at him. He, like any self-respecting brit would, shouted back. Everyone shut the hell up and get over yourselves!

Aw, thanks. :) Only, you know, Lupie is actually my name. TRUFAX.

Archan 2099
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 8 May 2008

I wonder is anybody still hyped to play star craft 2 or is it another tiberium sun

Sylocat
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 526
Joined: 13 Nov 2007

Ragdrazi:

Doug:

Sylocat:

Ragdrazi:
You're entitled to your opinion. But, you have to accept that everyone else is as well. You don't think playing single player for half a day to unlock content is bad. Yatzee does. Ok. You don't think including Japanese characters is bad. Yatzee does. Ok. To defend anything by saying your opinion is correct simply because it is your opinion is not acceptable. To defend the game by saying that playing for half a day isn't bad, and Japanese characters are fine is not acceptable. To say "I personally don't have a problem with these things," is.

So... there's no such thing as invalid criticisms of a game, but there is such a thing as an invalid criticism of a review?

From the quote, he wasn't saying that. In context, was he?

I, too, am interested in knowing what this person thought I said.

Well, it sounded to me like you were saying that we shouldn't DEFEND a game by saying that including Japanese characters was okay, but it was okay for Yahtzee to BASH the game by saying that he didn't think it was okay. You said that "defending it by saying Japanese characters are fine is not acceptable, but saying that you personally don't have a problem with it is," yet you saw nothing wrong with Yahtzee claiming that the game was shit. So, when someone likes something it's subjective, but when they don't like it suddenly there are objective things to dislike?

(oh, and what kind of complaint is "they included Japanese characters I've never heard of" anyway? What possible effect does that have on the game experience?)

YokoSesshoumaru
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 10 Mar 2008

SWEET.

I love pointing out how completely idiotic some flames can be! ^-^

This was one of the best "reviews" so far!

My hat is off to you Yahtzee!

die4769
Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 17 Mar 2008

Great job on humiliating useless twats on their only place to run to when they get shunned in society, the internet. In your position I probably would have stopped doing reviews. I can't stand people like that.

die4769
Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 17 Mar 2008

Nevada2444:
Nice one. I wonder if I should call David and have him spam Yahtzee's e-mail with requests to review Contra next time. That'd be win as far as I see it. :P

PP: Contra 4evar

I wanna see Yahtzee review Final Fantasy Tactics: The Lion
Wars, in fact, why not have Yahtzee review every scathingly hard game in existence, that would be entertaining.

gasto
Paperboy
Posts: 19
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Hamster of Dawn: FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'.

what a ... go to school kid. Make sure you actually learn something. So immigrate to U.K.

Zmazur
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 15 May 2008

Completely true, Brawl is a rehash of a game that relied solely on star power (if you can consider that for a video game character) to sell a formula that is as complex as a block of wood. I also love the bashing of Brawl's damn near if not retarded fan base fan boys. The sad thing is that these people will take any hit of common sense that penetrates their thoughts and simply mash it into something that doesn't hurt their feelings, just how emos take cutting their wrists as a good thing.

Simon_TR
Muckraker
Posts: 244
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Zmazur:
just how emos take cutting their wrists as a good thing.

How is emo's cutting themselves not a good thing?

Kaos Incarnate
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

gasto:
Hamster of Dawn: FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'.

what a ... go to school kid. Make sure you actually learn something. So immigrate to U.K.

America and the UK have different spellings so don't insult him for it.

sanzar
Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 8 May 2008

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Fear the power of the BANHAMMER

Yea, though I walk through the valley of flames, I shall fear no Banning.

I promise to stop now.

Is there a guiness world record for this kind of thing? :P

sanzar
Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 8 May 2008

sanzar:

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

Indigo_Dingo:

conqueror Kenny:

tsurugi-ijin:

Hamster at Dawn:

Lupie:

BasicMojo07:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

Lupie:

Indigo_Dingo:

pulse2:

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now. ;)

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Fear the power of the BANHAMMER

Yea, though I walk through the valley of flames, I shall fear no Banning.

I promise to stop now.

Is there a guiness world record for this kind of thing? :P

Because if there is I think it should be broken.

Blast5000
Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 6 Jan 2008

Archan 2099:
I wonder is anybody still hyped to play star craft 2 or is it another tiberium sun

I am

kibiyama
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 20 May 2008

sanzar:
Huge block of text.

If you're all quite done, there might be some people who actually want to discuss the review rather than be amazed by next-generation forum technology.

Strange how the mods are so ban-happy on the first couple pages when people contribute little to nothing, but overt obnoxiousness later in the thread gets a free pass.

satanrules
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 6 Dec 2007

First of all, ripping that game to shreds was probably the coolest thing anyone has done in a while because the game blows ass. Finally someone spoke the truth! The only title it retains is Ultimate Button Mashing Retard Festival and Yahtzee hit the nail on the head all the way. The pukes were made to kneel before Zod with that review. The follow-up with the emails made me cough up a lung and piss myself I was laughing so hard. When will you 10 year old fanboy rejects learn that someone like Yahtzee is a god because he's brilliant at what he does and the rest of you are SHIT? Yahtzee rules, fools kneel.

josh797
Press Junketeer
Posts: 400
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

sanzar:
Posts
Because if there is I think it should be broken.

oh beleive me theres much longer and more entertaining too.

ar4yyyy
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 24 Jan 2008

Wow...I just realised i can have a laugh not only from Yahtzee's reviews but from reading some hillarious fanboy rage posts XD

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