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Booze Zombie
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ElArabDeMagnifico:
Ok, this really is the best one yet, I'm also glad this wasn't just a "make fun of Jack by doing a bad impression of him" kind of thing, the premise of this one really was just brilliant.

Get a better looking AK though! That thing was tiny and looked like Fisher Price made it, unless that was the point (hence the 'shooting') - then I'm sorry. :(

btw how much Gum did stride give you for this?

Booze Zombie:
Keep going guys, you're getting awesome, though you still got nothing on Yahtzee.

What are you a fanboy? Try not to turn stuff into a "yahtzee vs. [whatever]" war, especially when you just spurt something out like that, seriously, what do you even mean by "got nothing on yahtzee." - is everyone at the escapist conspiring against him or something?

I complimented the de-rez team, but said they had nothing on Yahtzee, why did I do that? Let's review: They're both on the same website, they both focus on games and they both use humor.

Gee, could I be implying Yahtzee's funnier than them but that de-rez isn't rubbish at humor, either? Doh! I should have said that! Oh, wait...

Seriously, what the hell?

Where did I mention war or any form of competition?
Too many negative thoughts floating around in your head, perhaps?
A compensatory lifestyle of insults you thought once behind you, bouncing around inside that mind of yours, ready to resurface at the slightest nudge?

You got on my ass about my comment of them not being as funny as the site's main attraction, seriously.

KBKarma
Paperboy
Posts: 45
Joined: 14 May 2008

Hmmm... Who'll sue first: Jack or Uwe? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

In short, great film thingy.

Now, I have to wait for ZP, while waiting for Unforgotten Realms to load and stuff. Thanks, Escapist!

Melaisis:
Includes quotes which actually sound like stuff that Uwe Boll would say!

Entertainingly, the ending bit, starting at Michael Bay, was ACTUALLY SAID by Uwe Boll, as he was saying that he'd quit if a petition telling him to stop making horrible films got 1000000 signatures.

It's at around 300000 now, give or take a few 100000 or so.

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4634
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

KBKarma:

It's at around 300000 now, give or take a few 100000 or so.

So it's over 9000?

Aries_Split
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2082
Joined: 12 May 2008

This was bloody brilliant, keep it up.

"They left me alone....in the dark....in the rain...with my movie"

ElArabDeMagnifico
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Dec 2007

Booze Zombie:

ElArabDeMagnifico:
Ok, this really is the best one yet, I'm also glad this wasn't just a "make fun of Jack by doing a bad impression of him" kind of thing, the premise of this one really was just brilliant.

Get a better looking AK though! That thing was tiny and looked like Fisher Price made it, unless that was the point (hence the 'shooting') - then I'm sorry. :(

btw how much Gum did stride give you for this?

Booze Zombie:
Keep going guys, you're getting awesome, though you still got nothing on Yahtzee.

What are you a fanboy? Try not to turn stuff into a "yahtzee vs. [whatever]" war, especially when you just spurt something out like that, seriously, what do you even mean by "got nothing on yahtzee." - is everyone at the escapist conspiring against him or something?

I complimented the de-rez team, but said they had nothing on Yahtzee, why did I do that? Let's review: They're both on the same website, they both focus on games and they both use humor.

Gee, could I be implying Yahtzee's funnier than them but that de-rez isn't rubbish at humor, either? Doh! I should have said that! Oh, wait...

Seriously, what the hell?

Where did I mention war or any form of competition?
Too many negative thoughts floating around in your head, perhaps?
A compensatory lifestyle of insults you thought once behind you, bouncing around inside that mind of yours, ready to resurface at the slightest nudge?

You got on my ass about my comment of them not being as funny as the site's main attraction, seriously.

That was by far the biggest over-reaction I've seen on an internet forum - it's ok to assume things on the web, but you took it too far[/i], but seriously, look at all of what you typed, you really think I could get all that from your one vague sentence?

Drong
Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 31 Oct 2007

"I am not a fucking retard like Micheal Bay, ok!?"

Great vid guys, gave me a good chuckle.

chebmeh
Beat Writer
Posts: 132
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

"You need us, Jack." That was great fun. Not a big fan of JT myself. :D

Booze Zombie
Muckraker
Posts: 337
Joined: 8 Dec 2007

ElArabDeMagnifico:

That was by far the biggest over-reaction I've seen on an internet forum - it's ok to assume things on the web, but you took it too far[/i], but seriously, look at all of what you typed, you really think I could get all that from your one vague sentence?

What I'm trying to say is it seems like you jumped on my ass for a minor reason and I didn't like it.

Landslide
Art Director
Posts: 445
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

Copter400:
Ya, good video, but more off-topic, why are Revlon advertising on the Escapist of all places?

I'm sure some of our users use lipstick.

Landslide
Art Director
Posts: 445
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

Also, that was my favorite De-Rez episode to date. Well done!

Brian Name
Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival
Posts: 35
Joined: 1 Feb 2008

Defo one of the best youse have made! Chin-chin fellas.

Knight Templar
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 29 Dec 2007

Landslide:

Copter400:
Ya, good video, but more off-topic, why are Revlon advertising on the Escapist of all places?

I'm sure some of our users use lipstick.

Games+Men= Lipstick.
Its so simple!

On topic, this vid didn't make me laugh just smile the whole way through. Plus it left me felling satisfied

Crowbites
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 10 Jan 2008

This doesn't make any sense at all. If Uwe Boll had directed any of those scenes they wouldn't be anywhere near as good as they were.

Hilarious anyway.

bounceback11
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 28 Jan 2008

Everytime de-rez takes a step forward it takes two steps back somewhere else. ok so this episode the editing was better and you stopped mercilessly beating the jokes but it just wasn't funnt at all. Uwe Boll is funny cos he says dumb stuff and actually BELIEVES it as does jack thompson whereas you guys are just saying dumb stuff. I can see a jack black movie if i want that kinda crap

boabyfett
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 23 May 2008

brilliant

i came here for yat... yatz... yatttta....

that reviewer bloke.

but stay here for de-rez

finally rehistered to say that was brilliant guys.

cheers for cheering up a sad rangers fan

ElArabDeMagnifico
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2786
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

bounceback11:
Everytime de-rez takes a step forward it takes two steps back somewhere else. ok so this episode the editing was better and you stopped mercilessly beating the jokes but it just wasn't funnt at all. Uwe Boll is funny cos he says dumb stuff and actually BELIEVES it as does jack thompson whereas you guys are just saying dumb stuff. I can see a jack black movie if i want that kinda crap

Just saying dumb stuff? It seems like you've missed the whole point man, this is a parody - just in case you forgot.

DaDude9211
Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 18 Feb 2008

As Jack Thompson would say, "Damn..."

BEST DE-REZ YET OMG!

Jofrak
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 25 May 2008

<3 The phil. Hate to say it but there were only a few bits that made me giggle. Will be tuning in for the next episode in hope of a few more chuckles ^.^

DGKT93
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 24 May 2008

gotta admit it was good but i prefered the resi-evil 1.... anywho, love the videos keep em comin!!!!

DGKT93
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 24 May 2008

yahtzee fans may hate me 4 sayin this but i prefer this to zero punctuation

whistleduck
Paperboy
Posts: 31
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

everyone's entitled to their opinion, plus that's the reason that the escapist have two different styles on board because different things appeal to different people so hopefully by looking around, everyone will find something that appeals.

& some, like me, love them both!

yay! :D

immortal88
Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

Jack Sheehan:
'And they left me Alone....in the Dark.'

... In the rain...

Excellent, that ending made me crack up too. Nicely done all around.

Flangle
Copy Clerk
Posts: 99
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

ITS THE SAME PLASTIC AK FROM RESIDENT EVIL! :O

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008

De-Rez pwns Postal.

Nerdfury
Beat Writer
Posts: 142
Joined: 2 Feb 2008

I have to disagree with the rest of the mindless fanboys. The Jack portions were good, but the sections with Uwe Boll kinda detracted from the whole thing. Generally, the scripting for those scenes was fairly loose and having him talk about how awesome he was didn't add anything. I'd say if you had have made the whole thing about scenes from the movie, and kept the same level of scripting and action, then it would have been far better.

I'd love to see you redo this one day like that. There can be action! Adventure! Sad love! Buddy cop fun!

manutdfan
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 7 Jul 2008

I really like the music during the Jack Thompson thingy that plays after movies on this site - does anyone know the artist/track name? Especially the heavy rock bit right at the end. Thanks beforehand :)

lord kamina
Copy Clerk
Posts: 93
Joined: 24 Jun 2008

loved it the ending was fantastic

Dectilon
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Posts: 515
Joined: 20 Sep 2007

Nerdfury:
I have to disagree with the rest of the mindless fanboys. The Jack portions were good, but the sections with Uwe Boll kinda detracted from the whole thing. Generally, the scripting for those scenes was fairly loose and having him talk about how awesome he was didn't add anything. I'd say if you had have made the whole thing about scenes from the movie, and kept the same level of scripting and action, then it would have been far better.

I'd love to see you redo this one day like that. There can be action! Adventure! Sad love! Buddy cop fun!

I found those funny because most of the stuff are things he has actually said ^^ Humor by recognition!

GideonB
Paperboy
Posts: 20
Joined: 26 Jul 2008

I found this episode funny because Uwe Boll was taken the piss out of! Jack Thompson movie with the bits form jack thompson were the Uwe Boll standard of shittiness but they were just so funny because de-rez is so much better! I mean they make an excellent attempt to piss Uwe Boll off and they made us all laugh and most of the things said were stuff that was actually said. Bloody excellent that episode of de-rez was!

Bob Saget
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 24 Jul 2008

That has to be the single greatest Jack Thompson (and Uwe Boll) parody on the internet to date. I give kudos to the De-Rez guys for this! =D

Anfield1892TheGrave
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 20 Sep 2008

Immense respect needs to be given for the brilliant portrayal of the standard in mediocrity, Uwe Boll. This episode is hands down the funniest and most imaginative that I have seen so far.

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