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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 9 Dec 2007    | Semi-psychological, I'd say: The unconscious mind is used to - well - doing things quickly when adrenaline is high, so it approaches sex in the same way, assuming its the same sort of situation. We may not necessarily intend to finish early, but the brain says so. Does this mean people who keep crashing on racing games can't get it up? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 21 May 2008     | I bet I can have sex and pwn @ fps at the same time... for hours and hours... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3201 Joined: 22 Aug 2008  |
Important part is bolded. Heck, the thread in gaming discussion with a linked article had the number at 200. Really, 181 people? *That's* their survey group? I'm sorry, but a number has to be at least in the quadruple digits before it starts being even noticeable. A very low triple digit number of surveyed people is pathetic. Poor job BBC, poor job.
Wonderful, it's not as if our society was popping enough pills to bloody begin with. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 364 Joined: 21 May 2008 | Wait anti-depressants? I didn't read that... Well I guess I'll have to stay depressive then... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 133 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | Well, I have a few private anecdotes that can attest otherwise, but whatever you say, news media. :D Btw, Pyronox: Nice choice of avatar. :3 |
Paperboy  Posts: 37 Joined: 2 Apr 2008    | Does anyone wonder whether men with slow reactions even get to have sex? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1525 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | We've been discussing this for days in the Gaming section of the forums. YAY! WE BEAT THE INTERNET! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 134 Joined: 17 Oct 2007  | I believe it, us gamers want nothing more than to blast someone with our boomstick *COUGH* so we kinda rush into it. What I think this study should also point out though is how few hardcore gamers (ones with fastest reflexs) have alot of sexual experiance? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 79 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  | Weird... I don't to know to what point the survey is credible, but it's funny nonetheless. :D |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 921 Joined: 27 Jan 2008    | Don't make a joke |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 438 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 | A load of bollocks. |
Art Director  Posts: 448 Joined: 13 Jun 2002     | Yeah, I'm not really sure about the scientific validi--- OH! Sorry :( |
Artist  Posts: 41 Joined: 14 Feb 2006  | Gawd! Jon. Who let you loose on this thread? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1481 Joined: 2 Jan 2008     | Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation. |
Muckraker  Posts: 313 Joined: 6 Oct 2008 |
Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2957 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 |
You earn a big fat LOL from me. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 494 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 |
AGREED. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3201 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
"Hey, Sir_Montague's girlfriend! What's he like in bed? Is he a quick shot? Slow? Does he satisfy you in all possible ways you could desire? Is he into buttsex?" Yeeeeeeah, probably better if I don't >_> |
Muckraker  Posts: 264 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 | Speed runs for the win. It makes sense though, we strive to beat things faster...oh, wow, totally didn't mean to say that. In all seriousness though, I don't think this study is conclusive at all. Though I would love to twist it around and tell people that brag about their gamerscore that they'll never please a woman in bed, science says so. |
Muckraker Posts: 313 Joined: 6 Oct 2008 |
Lol. Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was technically rhetorical... |
News Room Contributor  Posts: 4808 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
Is that why they call it a "Dutch Cap"? (Sorry...sorry...sorry) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2483 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    | Speed runs ftw |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 109 Joined: 31 Aug 2008 | so what kind of men are not good at sports and video games at the same time? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1039 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 | I can personally say that does not apply to me and most likely does not apply to millions of mean around the world. I am sick at WipeOut HD at any mode or league. UnReal? Heads shots all around. What ever. I can last an hour or more if I want to. Causation does not mean correlation. End of story.... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1481 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 |
What's her number? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4239 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | "Hey baby, I play Bioshock... abnormally slow! And I loose every race in Burnout! Man am I slow at games. Oh yeah!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 177 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | Personaly I think this is good news, because I have shit reflexes and dig gamer chicks. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 654 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | and thats why i sucks in fps and just play rpgs XD |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3635 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2947 Joined: 10 Mar 2008  |
Like you need an actual reason to be called one. As for the article itself, not enough research was done to really prove anything. |
BANNED  Posts: 829 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 | I came. User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 445 Joined: 4 Jul 2008    | This sure is an... interesting... study. I wonder just how the defined premature ejaculation, as well. Oh wait, I'm supposed to be making jokes now. >.> |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1525 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
I think the "as short a time as I choose" part is what makes you a God- because that means you can do it on command. Some pyschics bend spoons... Khell? He soils trousers. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 438 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 | Upon re-reading the OP I just get this horrible image of some quick-shot gunslinger in bed with a lass. And yah, I really don't think this study is remotely true. There are way more other factors that could lead to pre-mature ejaculation. |
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Beware Gamers: Fast Reflexes Means Short Sex
Men who have quick reaction speed, like gamers or athletes, may be genetically predisposed to premature ejaculation.
When you're racing in F-Zero, you have to act fast. If you're manning a turret in a first-person shooter, you need to shoot first and not bother asking questions.
Be wary about taking these same skills into the sack. A study of 181 Dutch men found that those who prematurely ejaculated, about one-third of men, were genetically likely to frost their cake before it was done baking. The hormone serotonin controls the male love juices and is not as active in men with sharper reflexes.
The study compared 89 men with a track record of early releasing against 92 men with no such history. Previous theories about trigger-happy men believed the problem to be psychological.
Paula Hall, a sexual psychotherapist for Relate, said, "Premature ejaculation is definitely not purely psychological. But there can be a psychological element. The acid test is how much control they have on their own. If the problem only occurs with their partner then it is more likely to be psychological."
She described the main victims of this quick sex problem: "These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."
There may be hope yet for gaming guys; the issue is treatable with anti-depressants and other drugs that delay ejaculation.
Source: BBC
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