"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?"

In the rush of new high-def, super blu-ray, stick waggling, next-gen games we forget the older games. Like Bad Dudes.

'Twas an awesome, awesome game with an even more awesome ending.

Discuss it here.

*woot

It was also the first appearance of Duke Nukem to my knowledge. The guy who tells you the prez has been kidnapped by ninjas looks remarkably similar to the Duke.

That game does not make an ounce of sense. How can someone punch a ninja without dying from the pure awesomeness radiating from said ninja? Impossible.

Hoax:
That game does not make an ounce of sense. How can someone punch a ninja without dying from the pure awesomeness radiating from said ninja? Impossible.

because ninja's are infact.. stupid and don't have any awesomeness, especialy when faced with something like the Duke! (or pirates! XD)

good one with the Simca avatar though ;P awesome series :)

soladrin:

Hoax:
That game does not make an ounce of sense. How can someone punch a ninja without dying from the pure awesomeness radiating from said ninja? Impossible.

because ninja's are infact.. stupid and don't have any awesomeness, especialy when faced with something like the Duke! (or pirates! XD)

good one with the Simca avatar though ;P awesome series :)

Indeed. Actually, Ninja's fall down a fraction of a second before they are hit. The combination of increased air pressure from the approaching fist and the constant crotchstrain from those creepy tight black pj pants is just to much for their fragile minds.

You know, if they're as weak as you two make them out to be, how come they captured the president?

*feels smug*

Another thread about oldschool gaming reminiscence bites the dust at the hands of overwrought and overdone internet in-joke clichés.

Kidnapped by ninjas?

Eh, it's only Bush. Who cares?

...

And! It had the best ending ever.

"Hey dudes thanks, for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

*Agrees with said Woot*

Hoax:
That game does not make an ounce of sense. How can someone punch a ninja without dying from the pure awesomeness radiating from said ninja? Impossible.

Because Duke will actually be played by - Chuck Norris! (When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's actually pushing the earth down.)

Seriously - assuming this thing ever exits vaporware status, I'd buy it if it didn't TOTALLY suck. I mean, seriously, it's Duke Nukem. Even if it's just okay, Dude, it's Duke Nukem. "Damn, I'm looking good!"

Now if I could only get a Shadow Warrior sequel. That'd show your stupid ninjas. "You tiny grasshopper!"

Obviously I wasn't a "bad enough dude" to rescue the president...I downloaded a ROM of that game and just gave up.

Phazonstorm:
You know, if they're as weak as you two make them out to be, how come they captured the president?

*feels smug*

Because the president is even weaker.

*feels smugger*