Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | In an industry that has boomed so much in such a short amount of time it is truly amazing to see such beacons of light so soon in it's life. These beacons range from games that innovate genres and styles for entire generations to the developers and reviewers that keep this industry a prosperous and diverse. Developers such as Valve, Blizzard, and many others continue to create fluid and diverse gaming experiences for all generations which has lead to the interactive entertainment industry to grow such inane lengths in a short amount of time, catching up to other industries in entertainment in sales in just 2 decades!
But how do we discern the innovative, atmospheric, masterpieces from the Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? Brilliant reviewers and critics that's how. But there is one that stands head over shoulders above all. His constant gifts to the world consistently change our perceptions of videogames, the universe, and being as a whole. His work is up there with The Chaos Theory and The Bible. He is MGG = REVIEWS.
Though still young and blooming entity in physical space everything he contributes to life is substantial and necessary. His relentless persistence leads to works like "MGG=REVEIWS-LEGO STAR WARS:TCS" to "MGG=REVIEWS-SHADOWRUN." Though neither of these works should be compared to anything else created in the writing medium. These ALONE surpass Plato and Shakesphere with their first word. I mean listen to this "You want to do want you want to do really,..." not to mention "you'll find that laggyness..." These are just TWO of MANY brilliant and philosophical statements that honestly question and destroy the fabric of time and space as we know it.
All in all though I could write about his character and contributions to the industry and existence for eons but sadly I would die. My physical body would give away and my soul would head for a better place, a place closer to MGG = REVIEWS.
CONCLUSION:
Graphics - Pure orgasmic bliss, to look at his being equals an instant eternity of no sight...we can't even comprehend his being. 100%
Sound - His voice is so powerful computers type themselves when they hear him, birds stop signing to embrace the beauty, and George W. Bush gains back 100 braincells. So far he has heard him once bringing him up to a 103 braincells...lucky bastard. 100%
Gameplay - Perfect. 100%
OVERALL: 101%
BUY THIS MAN. |
Muckraker Posts: 227 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 | DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS THREAD.
IT IS A PACK OF LIES.
INSTEAD, ENJOY A LOVELY PIECE OF CAKE. DELICIOUS CAKE. IT'S VERY MOIST, AND WILL BE PERFECT FOR THE PARTY. ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE.
EVEN THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE. HE'S NOT EVEN UPSET THAT YOU MURDERED HIM. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | |
Muckraker Posts: 227 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 | OH NOES CAPSLOCKTHREADHIJACK! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | HOLYSHITITHINKYOUJUSTTURNEDTHISINTOANOSPACECAPSLOCKTHREAD. |
Muckraker Posts: 227 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 | |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 580 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | Enigmatic Apple, there are those who would impede your progress. Those who want you to stop your Enigmatic Apple Reviews. But truly, I say to you....
NO! NOT STOP!
In AD 2007, Escapist was beginning
Enigmatic Apple: What happen ?
PurpleRain: Somebody set up us the review.
RentCavalier: We get signal.
Enigmatic Apple: What!
RentCavalier: Main thread turn on.
Enigmatic Apple: It's you!!
MGG = REVIEWS: How are you gentlemen!!
MGG = REVIEWS: All your forum are belong to us.
MGG = REVIEWS: You are on the way to stupidity.
Enigmatic Apple: What you say!!
MGG = REVIEWS: You have no chance to report make your time.
MGG = REVIEWS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
RentCavalier: Captain!!
Enigmatic Apple: Take off every 'MOD'!!
Enigmatic Apple: You know what you doing.
Enigmatic Apple: Move 'MOD'.
Enigmatic Apple: For great justice. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | |
Copy Clerk Posts: 53 Joined: 18 Nov 2007 | I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this one. Bravo. |
Muckraker Posts: 227 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 | Rofl, is this my little slice of Escapist board fame now? Oh my giddy aunt... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | I am but a loyal fan of MGG=REVIEWS.
He makes me, me! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | RentCavalier:
Rofl, is this my little slice of Escapist board fame now? Oh my giddy aunt...
I did your little giddy aunt last night! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNEDED! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 58 Joined: 15 Dec 2007 | Duck Sandwich:
Enigmatic Apple, there are those who would impede your progress. Those who want you to stop your Enigmatic Apple Reviews. But truly, I say to you....
NO! NOT STOP!
In AD 2007, Escapist was beginning
Enigmatic Apple: What happen ?
PurpleRain: Somebody set up us the review.
RentCavalier: We get signal.
Enigmatic Apple: What!
RentCavalier: Main thread turn on.
Enigmatic Apple: It's you!!
MGG = REVIEWS: How are you gentlemen!!
MGG = REVIEWS: All your forum are belong to us.
MGG = REVIEWS: You are on the way to stupidity.
Enigmatic Apple: What you say!!
MGG = REVIEWS: You have no chance to report make your time.
MGG = REVIEWS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
RentCavalier: Captain!!
Enigmatic Apple: Take off every 'MOD'!!
Enigmatic Apple: You know what you doing.
Enigmatic Apple: Move 'MOD'.
Enigmatic Apple: For great justice.
I want to fit in to this awesomeness of quotes :(
...
PLEASE PUT ME IN!
(P.S OMGWTFBBQ CAPSLOCKTHREAD) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3806 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Why? Just, why. I'm sitting here thinking I have faith an humanity, and BAM!
10: Go to
20: Suicide Phase
30: End life cycle.....................................SYNTAX ERROR!
FOR GREAT SHAME! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4240 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Somebody set up us the review.
That's now my awesome catch phrase. If this was a Sitcom instead of a thread I would bust into a room and say that, followed by canned laughter.
I quite like this thread. GOODWORKALL |
Copy Clerk Posts: 62 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | PurpleRain:
Somebody set up us the review.
That's now my awesome catch phrase. If this was a Sitcom instead of a thread I would bust into a room and say that, followed by canned laughter.
I quite like this thread. GOODWORKALL
Our savior has come. O.O! (< me with an exclamation mark ova my head ala Metal Gear Solid. BELIEVE! B3YOND!) |
Staff Emeritus Posts: 1124 Joined: 7 Jul 2006 | You dipshits actually thought this would fly? |
In an industry that has boomed so much in such a short amount of time it is truly amazing to see such beacons of light so soon in it's life. These beacons range from games that innovate genres and styles for entire generations to the developers and reviewers that keep this industry a prosperous and diverse. Developers such as Valve, Blizzard, and many others continue to create fluid and diverse gaming experiences for all generations which has lead to the interactive entertainment industry to grow such inane lengths in a short amount of time, catching up to other industries in entertainment in sales in just 2 decades!
But how do we discern the innovative, atmospheric, masterpieces from the Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? Brilliant reviewers and critics that's how. But there is one that stands head over shoulders above all. His constant gifts to the world consistently change our perceptions of videogames, the universe, and being as a whole. His work is up there with The Chaos Theory and The Bible. He is MGG = REVIEWS.
Though still young and blooming entity in physical space everything he contributes to life is substantial and necessary. His relentless persistence leads to works like "MGG=REVEIWS-LEGO STAR WARS:TCS" to "MGG=REVIEWS-SHADOWRUN." Though neither of these works should be compared to anything else created in the writing medium. These ALONE surpass Plato and Shakesphere with their first word. I mean listen to this "You want to do want you want to do really,..." not to mention "you'll find that laggyness..." These are just TWO of MANY brilliant and philosophical statements that honestly question and destroy the fabric of time and space as we know it.
All in all though I could write about his character and contributions to the industry and existence for eons but sadly I would die. My physical body would give away and my soul would head for a better place, a place closer to MGG = REVIEWS.
CONCLUSION:
Graphics - Pure orgasmic bliss, to look at his being equals an instant eternity of no sight...we can't even comprehend his being. 100%
Sound - His voice is so powerful computers type themselves when they hear him, birds stop signing to embrace the beauty, and George W. Bush gains back 100 braincells. So far he has heard him once bringing him up to a 103 braincells...lucky bastard. 100%
Gameplay - Perfect. 100%
OVERALL: 101%
BUY THIS MAN.