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Projekt Spartan
Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 19 Dec 2007

Not sure if there is a thread for this already, but i want to know what the funniest or most creative online names you have ever seen are. For me, I would have to say that a person named "Cyber Jesus" takes the prize. There have been other fun ones, but I can't remember right now...

sa1ntjames
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 7 Dec 2007

ive had many memorable names as ive played CoD2...A Homosexual Zamboni Driver! was one....:{gR}-AnalMcPenetration was another...and things like TomCruiseJumpingOnACouch and PeeWeeHermanTheSexOffender make me the king of retarded names :)

Haliwali
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 789
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

The classic "You were killed by Cancer/AIDS/Ye Mother.

Sniper_Zegai
Muckraker
Posts: 244
Joined: 8 Jan 2008

I have'nt really seen any I thought were funny although I wish I could report people to Xbox live for being creativly redundant when I see people with names like "by me" or "the guy who shot U"

You see when you get killed by someone on an FPS online...it usually says killed by "insert name" ya get it, do ya get it, do ya, do ya?

If anyone here ever invents a way to reach through headsets and slap people on the other end give me a call.

elbryan108
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 10 Feb 2008

I have to say that the most obnoxious name I've ever seen was Fappy McFapperson, I was Stone drunk and attempting to play an FPS and it actually took me a sec to figure it out.

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2898
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

The funniest I've seen is the first and original Jesus on the old xbox. And Ilove2sploodge was one that had me in hysterics for a while.

Spartanspork
Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 26 Jan 2008

Poopiesmellman...

DuoM
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 17 Jan 2008

DoctorBojangles and me played Crimson Skies a long time ago, he was always a riot.

REDPill357
Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 5 Jan 2008

The Cake is a Spy in TF2
Fuzzy Apple Core in DoD

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 5091
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

I've taken to the name "IT" in Star Wars Battlefront.
IT killed Unit 856
TK 421 killed IT
IT captured a Command Post
IT Died

I've also seen people just calling themselves 'Player 1', 'NPC','You' and just a space bar so it looks like no-one.

REDPill357
Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 5 Jan 2008

Another good one from TF2 was Spy sapping mah soup.

ChrisP.Lettuce
Beat Writer
Posts: 196
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

I just saw Ragingflapjacks in Starcraft. So far that one is pretty much the best I've ever seen.

EzraPound
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 543
Joined: 26 Jan 2008

Negronomicon

ZergInfestedJesus
Anonymous Source
Posts: 9
Joined: 31 Oct 2007

Obviously mine

neems
Beat Writer
Posts: 196
Joined: 4 Jan 2008

Playing Day of Defeat, a game which features a German bolt action rifle called a Kar, several times I saw a player called "Dude where's my Tank?". We tried to explain that 'Dude where's my kar?' might be more fitting, but he wasn't having it.

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2193
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

Some good Halo profiles: A Terrorist, A Retard. A Terrorist stuck A Retard. A Retard beat you down. And so on, so forth...

Damn Dirty Ape
Beat Writer
Posts: 183
Joined: 10 Oct 2007

MOHAA: shaving ryan's primate & 25 other variants on the name

Jak008
BANNED
Posts: 38
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

The prize goes to GOOSEMEISTER19

Baroque
Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 10 Feb 2008

one guy on bildagboken (a Swedish site) had the nick porrskadad in english it means porndamage

SpiderLotus
Copy Clerk
Posts: 52
Joined: 31 Jan 2008

EzraPound:
Negronomicon

That one rocks.

Me and a friend of mine used to go as "Shits" and "Giggles" in the original HALO.

Tunaphish6
BANNED
Posts: 59
Joined: 18 Jan 2008

My Little Pwnies

firefoxillusions
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 11 Feb 2008

WoW, roll a undead priest.
praystation,necrohealiac, etc.

or make a human priest and call it catholicpriest
make a friend roll a gnome whatever, named alterboy.
enjoy~

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 5091
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Roflwaffles

GyroCaptain
Muckraker
Posts: 281
Joined: 7 Jan 2008

In SWG, a pair of Bothans dressed identically and otherwise the same except for size:
Medium Creature
and Larger Creature

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4214
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

A Cheerleader, belongs to a good friend.
You were niped by a Cheerleader
A Cheerleader has the flag
You were beat down by a Cheerleader.

josh797
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 509
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

GyroCaptain:
In SWG, a pair of Bothans dressed identically and otherwise the same except for size:
Medium Creature
and Larger Creature

i like these, simple and subtle :-D

Saskwach
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2243
Joined: 4 Nov 2007

A good one was "an Acme Product". As in: You were killed by an Acme Product.

Kwil
Reviewer
Posts: 215
Joined: 4 Oct 2007

I saw a guy in TF2 going by "The Radio Star".. it was kind of cute because the guy obviously had no mic.

It got really funny when one of the other guys switched their name to "Video".

TSED
Copy Clerk
Posts: 124
Joined: 16 Dec 2007

"EXPLODING".

p1ne
Beat Writer
Posts: 187
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

I still remember a dude that used to play on UT99 servers as "Rumpleforeskin."

But RagingFlapjacks wins this thread so far. That's awesome.

CosmicGrenade
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 11 Feb 2008

I play Battlefield 2 online with my clan, but theres this one guy whos name is
i.know.it.hurts.
best thing is when he comes onto the server someone in Teamspeak always says 'It's hurts'

Count_de_Monet
Muckraker
Posts: 245
Joined: 21 Nov 2007

I used to run into a guy named Phuzznutz in EQ1 all the time.

Nothing else really sticks out at me though.

SaneIntolerant
Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

A guy I once played in Halo (I forget which one, probably 3) went by the name "Anonymous."

I got so scared for my internet that it wasn't even funny.

camomilk
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 7 Sep 2007

In America's Army there was a player named "HisBoyfriend", so the kill messages would say:

"SoAndSo was killed by HisBoyfriend"

werepossum
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1368
Joined: 12 Sep 2007

I'll have to say "IT" made me laugh several minutes and, sadly, "HisBoyfriend" got a good giggle too. (I'm really too old to laugh at gay references, but what the hell, I'm a guy.) "Worms" and "crabs" are good in the same vein, but honestly most of those get annoying rather quickly. Not "IT" though, still laughing over that one.

Sometimes a name just doesn't fit the board. There was a post on Freecycle requesting something or other, and her screen name was "Queen_to_all_bitches". Didn't exactly get a good response on Freecycle.

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