One of the fighters from DoA. Have you seen some of Kasumi's throws? You might be entering a world of pain, but you're gonna get a lovely view on the way :D

SwiftVengeance1224:
Seeing as a lot of video games these days involve NPCs and their various goings on, I was just wondering about the jobs that some NPCs have. There is a huge amount of work out there in the virtual job market and I want a share! Personally I think that being a guard in any RPG would be a hell of a lot of fun as you get:

-Good pay
-Good armour
-Get to bring the law to those bloody adventurous types
-Send skooma addicts and tobacco dealers to the slammer
-Free dental (?)
-The ladies love a man in uniform, even if said uniform adds 75 pounds to your manly physique and comes off with a huge amount of strenuous activity
-Life expectancy is short with all those angry adventurous types that had the law brought to them as mentioned before, but at least you had a good time!

What in game job would you like to have?

You have to mention the job and the game you got the job from. Other than that, it's all free game.

C'mon, roll with it.

You forgot about when the level 90 'Hero' decides to go on a killing spree with his new sword which does 9999 damage per swing, never misses and gives him a health boost of 100 every second.

I would like to be a bartender from Fable. Buy at reduced prices, sell at inflated prices, least likly person to be slaughtered in a killing spree, only guy with booze, most popular man in the village.

Of course there is the whole short, bald, fat thing. But that's what magic plastic surgery is for!

I wish to be the guys who drop bombs on players on Call of Duty/Medal of Honour games. Oh what fun it would be.