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Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 11 Mar 2008  | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 168 Joined: 2 Feb 2008    |
I think that one applies to the real world...not just FF :p I cant see why myself...but most people who are emo and have stupid hair seem to be knee deep in girl. |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 25 Mar 2008   | IX is actually my favorite by far... not sure why, haha. |
Paperboy Posts: 36 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 |
It's all in good fun, friend. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 675 Joined: 10 Nov 2007    |
No, using Paine's spere (warrior) gave you a piddly sword. Using the Samurai job could give any of the girls a BFS that Cloud wouldn't have been ashamed of. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 105 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 | That's right, but it was a goofy ass costume IIRC. |
Muckraker  Posts: 251 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | God is omnipresent. Every Final Fantasy game involves killing a deity as your final task. |
Muckraker Posts: 272 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 |
and since when have I ever stated I was "cool" or "interesting." Annoyed definatly but when have I ever stated cool or interesting? And do you really want me to do a whole entire essay on the game? I bet once I do that you'd complain that I'm nitpicking no matter what points I bring up. "the aiming in the DoC was horrible and every two steps was a cutscene while I'm in the middle of a jump trying not to get killed. Then when it comes to I missed the jump. It's more annoying than Aria in Megaman X series." Yes that conversation DID happen. |
Muckraker Posts: 272 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | Cactar hates the Olsen twins. ......just search up Quest for Gil on Newgrounds. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1019 Joined: 9 Dec 2007    |
I saw those Flashes about three years ago. Hilarious stuff. |
BANNED  Posts: 102 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | ...that I have terrible taste in games. User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | -A cabin, or even a house, can fit quite comfortably in one's pocket. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 352 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  | 99 tents actually DO fit in your inventory |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 | From FFVII Everyone has womens garments laying around somewhere. |
Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 9 Feb 2008 | My favorite FF game is the original first one.. Remake though :p This is what Final Fantasy I Remake on GBA has taught me: |
BANNED  Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Magic or not, that fallen tree will divert your path for miles. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 78 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | The more inbred a chocobo is the better they are. (FF7) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 71 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Its perfectly acceptable to use your tent in the most hostile of places, and even if you're chasing after an enemy, they will wait until your team has a good night sleep before continuing |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | That fighting people on other motorbikes at high speed is totally bitching. Giant birds are the coolest form of transport. Electricity is made from souls........somehow :S |
Paperboy  Posts: 43 Joined: 14 Mar 2008 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL9WMvUgIPQ&feature=related I think this says it all about FF knows what is important to the quest for saving the world (and breaking the monopoly of the electricity company, if they ever teamed up with the water works they'd be UNSTOPABLE!) |
BANNED  Posts: 59 Joined: 18 Jan 2008 | -Gun-shot wounds are usually non-lethal unless the person is shot unexpectedly, usually in a cut-scene. -Barging into people's houses and looting any possible valuables is perfectly fine. -Run, don't walk. -Characters, typically, will reach toward their backs and pull weapons out of thin air. -Party members and enemies typically line up in two neat rows to fight. -Only 3 or 4 party members will fight at one time, regardless of party size. |
Beat Writer Posts: 224 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | Do I get no love for my earlier response? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 535 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | I forgot to mention Final Fantasy Tactics Advance They really shouldn't try to copy Fire Emblem's gameplay. Apologies for a second post. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1282 Joined: 14 Sep 2007  | Muscle mass be damned! Even with arms like toothpicks, I can wield around a sword the size of a chaingun. Technicolour ostriches are a highly efficient form of transport. Bird feathers = instant resurrection. Fan boys/girls = twatmouths. Since zombies take damage from healings, a doctor is the best guy to have on your side at the zombie apocalypse. Nearly everyone in the world is a fu-ducking twat. Animals are invisible until they engage you, then they appear. And awesome music starts playing. And they stand in a row. And so do you and your friends. And you take turns hitting each other. Apparently, complicated, nonsensical plots are the new good. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1282 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 |
Add terrible acne and hey presto, you have my high school. |
Muckraker  Posts: 337 Joined: 24 Nov 2007 | Things I learnt: - You will instantly know if you travel with someone to save the world. Instantly. Things I learnt from OTHER RPGs (possibly inc. FF): - Breaking and entering is fine if you can't be evil. If you can, then it's still OK if you want to be evil. (Suikoden, Wild Arms, KotOR) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | what i have learned from Final fantasies: Theft, breaking and entering, man slaughter, and first degree murder is always forgiven eventually. People leave large sums of gold in obvious places for no reason. People can only say 2-3 things. after which their frontal lobe shuts down and they simply repeat the last thing they said. people will talk to you regardless of how you dress. All armor looks exactly like the armor you have on right now only the stats change. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1636 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | No matter how fast your motorbike goes, you'll never need to wear a crash helmet (apparantly, Cloud's eyes repel gnats and other small insects). Also, whilst riding helmetless, your hair will never get messed up, even if you go cross-country at 100mph, whilst being shot at. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 359 Joined: 11 Jan 2008 | -Don't expect sequels to carry on being fresh and original. -Don't buy games that are clearly being made for girls. |
Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
I liked it, I've never understood why so much hate is directed at it. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 30 Mar 2008 | Men over age 30: Obvious: Tellah, FuSoYa, Bugenhagen, Strago, Galuf |
Beat Writer Posts: 194 Joined: 19 Feb 2008 | The New British empire prefers a hard to manufacture magical substance, plate armor, and swords to guns and Kevlar when it comes to enforcing an empire. (XII) |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 7 Nov 2006 | The crazier you look, be it outfit, hair, or just plain appearance. . . The more important you are. -D |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 30 Mar 2008 | Dr.Cid from FFXII is 58 I think. Basch is over 30 and so is Fran. Thinking back it had lots of older people...hmnn. Anyways. The more annoying and femminen you are the more girls likes you. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 61 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | If there's a thing named Chupon lined up across from you...you better expect to get sneezed on...or off as it were. |
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-If you die in a fight, then a small feather will help you out. However, if you die under any other circumstance, you're screwed.
-The key to attracting insane numbers of hot girls is to have stupid hair and be emo.
-Although you may be completely paralyzed and unable to take any actions whatsoever, it is still possible to consume a potion to cure yourself, provided someone is around to hand it to you.
-Fear the Tonberry.
-Monsters are unable to enter cities/towns.
-The world CAN in fact be saved by 4 White Mages.
-"ACHOO!" is not only a sneeze, it's a battle cry.