I spend a lot of my time on My PS3. COD4 is naturally my favourite source of entertainment. But I have found that sometimes it's not the game that entertains me the most, it's headset chat.

You get a lucky kill and what do you hear? The sounds of a prepubescent teen whaling over the headset incoherent fuck knuckling jibberjabber. Many, such as myself would probably find this most amusing and this brings me to my question; What are the best anger fuelled insults you have vomited onto unsuspecting Xbox or PS3 owners or what is the best you have heard?

For example;

This is my time on Halo at a friend's house, This was what I heard;
"You noob, stop being such a noob you religious faggot, go pray to gishnoo faggatron 2000 mega ultra noob."

I on the other hand tend to shout a lot of stuff when bored and angry;
"You shit fiddling cock rocket mother FUCKER! What the name of flying fuck was that you greasy slimy cunt bucket twat?!"

Or I just pretend to be a 16 year old boy named Jeffery, he has a lot of family problems and his racist mother beats him often. Add my PSN or Steam if you want to see the hatred the swells from the orifices of those around this character.

Sorry for the strong language

You fight like a dairy farmer.

sammyfreak:
You fight like a dairy farmer.

Ironic; you fight like a cow.

;)

You sir, are a badger-fondling-monkey-scrotum.

Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut. My friend rolls every time I say it to him.

"You... you... you fight like poop."
-A person who could not have been older than 15 in a CoD4 room. No, I am not making that up.

I heard a british gamer once singing "Where have your towers gone? wherev your towers gone?" to the Americans. It was so fucked up, but... i couldnt help but laugh.

Asymptote Angel:
"You... you... you fight like poop."
-A person who could not have been older than 15 in a CoD4 room. No, I am not making that up.

That sounds just like what my friend says... He thinks its funny to pretend to be a 4 year old.

Anyway I enjoyed the classic, "You suck more then two guys on a bike."

stinkypitz:
I heard a british gamer once singing "Where have your towers gone? wherev your towers gone?" to the Americans. It was so fucked up, but... i couldnt help but laugh.

What a douche, I wouldn't make fun of their bus bombings...

It was something about bare-backing and me being a bitch. I couldn't tell because I was laughing too hard.

Also, this happend to my friend, some guy was using a fake arab accent and kept calling him a "Nig-Nog".

Some ignorant twat was spewing off a little bit before some Halo, he started laughing after a joke he made himself, and a buddy of my started doing this really obnoxious mimicking mocking laugh, causing this dude to flip out into random screaming curses. He ended up chasing my friend around the map the entire game screaming, WHERE ARE YOU BITCH?!?!?!?! TAKE THAT ASSHOLE!!!! etc, needless to say i did terribly cuz i was still too busy laughing

I don't insult people, but I manage to make them feel stupid for bothering to insult me. I am a pre-emptive self-zinger with no shame whatsoever.

my favorite ones having been:

"Blinkering cockslot"
-Oscar Wilde, thank you Yahtzee

When some racist cunt calls me "wetback" when I'm clearly from spain, not mexico. I only get angry because they're wrong as well as ignorant. If you're going down that road you could at least honor my ancestors and call me a greasy mainland European or something.

...and the ever vulgar "Fucktard" which is a fairly obvious portmanteau that no one ever knows about. I only know about it because it was an old skate video that I could never find.

"Part Bionic, and organic not cyborg, it's too busy f***ing your mom!"

It's almost sad how many of the young annoying ones just stop and respnd, "What", while even the XBL assholes bust out laughing.

you are a loser
you will always be a loser because it has been decided
once somethings decided it cant be undecide
and it has been decided by none other than me

Whoever: "ur gay"
Me: "Most people who accuse others of homosexuality are trying to hide their own uncertainty in orientation."

Whoever: "ur mom"
Me: "At least I have one."

It might be im british but i don't understand the insult 'ur mum' I always expect them to add something else.

'omg you so gay for having pink amour, that the gayest thing than gay.'

Basically this one lasted the match-
'I'm going to cap you ass, omg who sniperd me i'm going to so cap your... OOO no you didn't just nade me son of a bitch im so going to....'
Basically add different way to kill followed by basically going to cap your ass with random insults and your there. I never laugh so hard in my life as it seemed everyone was just picking on him.