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BANNED  Posts: 7 Joined: 31 Mar 2008     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 482 Joined: 21 Jan 2008    | OOOH! Someone's gonna get banninated! |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 26 Jan 2008  | The mods (sounds like gods) will descend from the heavens and strike you with the mighty banhammer. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1618 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | As quickly as he came, the troll was consumed by modly fire. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | They're going to use the banM16 on him. |
Muckraker  Posts: 350 Joined: 6 Feb 2008  | The silly noob Shall be banned by the leet skills of the mods. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008     | John, I think it is time for another of our epic battles! *With a Snap-hiss Darth Mobius' +15 Lightsaber of Literary Alliteration springs forth from it's hilt* Shall we strike as one? |
BANNED  Posts: 5 Joined: 1 Apr 2008 | The Needler in Halo. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 874 Joined: 14 Dec 2007   | The sad part is this may have been a decent topic if only the OP didn't face-melt it beyond all recognition. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 745 Joined: 31 Jan 2008  | Because real life M16s take a whole clip to kill someone =) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 1 Apr 2008 | If you're complaining about the M16 then I can't imagine the verbal abuse you have packed away for the whole light machine gun class. The recoil is outrageous! (yeah, yeah, they're light machine guns, not bloody mounted snipers but c'mon...) Try getting Red Tiger camo with them...... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 155 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | Quick, someone say his name backwards so we can ban him to the phantom zone. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3016 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   | You have no place here, troll. Go back to whence you came (I'm assuming gametrailers.com, or gamespot.com, or some place like that). Seriously, can't The Escapist have some sort of screening process to keep these trolls out. It's getting annoying with all these trolls suddenly popping up. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 527 Joined: 9 Oct 2007 | This is why the internet needs a requirement of being over the age of 16 to use. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3016 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 |
Uh, no internets for me? Seriously, will that really solve anything? First of all, how will it be enforced, and then second of, won't it also cut off several constructive members of the internet community ( a la me)? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4245 Joined: 2 Dec 2007  | Objects can't be homosexuals?! Only humans and some spieces of monkies can. Unless you manufacture some form of living gun. I would sugest the alien weapons on HL1 but I could hardly tell if they were gay. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2113 Joined: 14 Sep 2007  |
I thought we had to say his name three times. Or is that vampire watermelons? Bah. Must refer to my bestiary. In the meantime, goggles on, people. This ban is gonna be pretty messy. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 11 Jan 2008 | In honour of the 40k roleplay thread I think we should undertake a GREAT PURGE IN THE EMPERORS NAME! Also the m16 in cod4 has a tendency to fire 3 bullets at the same spot so it's not really a one hit kill...besides, you could always play on non-hardcore servers to avoid being gibbed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2717 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | Please go back to the charlie Oscar delta forums to complain about the M16. Keep this filth contained whithin those walls. |
Muckraker Posts: 286 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 |
Not thats kinda nice on multiplayer in small maps, the "gayest" is plasma pistol.
Or maby the weps in prey? (pretty damn living too) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Besides, the M-16 has incredible stopping power in real life. Not quite as good as an AK-47, but a three round burst will definitely drop you and you won't be getting back up. And it is much more accurate than an AK any day... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2717 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
AH! I got here to get away from this stuff. CoD4 and halo 3/2 are balanced! Sit down all ye trolls and try and get better at the game instead of attacking forums with your "DIS SHIZZLE IS OVERPOWERED ZOMFGROFL LEET!!!111!!11!1!1!11ELEVEN" |
Paperboy Posts: 18 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | No weapon is gay, each weapon has pro and con, and has an intended objective at mind. So before you start thinking this weapon is gay or overpowered.... THINK what the intention for weapon is.... now prepare for for the mods ban hammer of doom. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2185 Joined: 4 Nov 2007  |
Actually I read somewhere that several thousand species have homosexual members (card carrying and all :P). If you believe the religious fundamentalist view of homosexuality then God screwed up big time with the animal kingdom. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2717 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
Coupled with a plasma rifle and that gun is a beast. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 224 Joined: 31 Mar 2008 |
Many types of other animals can be gay too. (Flies, rats, ect.) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4245 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Looky mummy, I'm learning about gay animals. Anyway, I was sure it was only a primate thing. I've never known any other species of animal talked about having homosexual qualities, but then I haven't heard much on the subject. Still, imagine what breeding gay guns would do? Not alot I would think in the difference between a straight gun. But stick 'em all in a crate then ship them off to Iraq or something, things would get messy fast. Ok, I'm stopping this now. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1970 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 | OK, I just want to know what makes a gun gay? Does it have great hair and a fabulous apartment? Is it waiting tables while it tries to jumpstart its career as a actor/model/screenwriter/personal trainer? Or conversely, does it have a Bear Pride sticker on its truck? And more importantly, are there dykey guns? Because if there are, I want one! Please, forget the gayest (or gayyest) gun question and tell me what game has the dykey guns. I'm thinking maybe a nice bulldagger RPG launcher and a slinky little radical femme pistol with some good power behind it. A hip, andro SMG would work too. EDIT: Gay Penguins FTW! |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 17 Mar 2008 |
He is referencing Family Guy, where Adam West goes on Jeopardy and gets Alex Trebek to say his name backwards, therefore banishing him to the fifth dimension from where he came. I watch too much TV.... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2185 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
A dykey gun would fit into one of two categories. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2717 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
I think gears of war would have the most "dykey" guns. I mean look at the chainsaw bayonet. That must make that gun vibrate a lot. |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 |
Many animals can 'be gay with each other' such as the dolphin or a dog, perhaps a cat or a porcupine, in fact it can even be translated to objects as well as right now on my desk ryu is looking pretty comfortable with kens new attack |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 | New Topic Whats in your opinion is the most homophobic animal in the vast animal kingdom and which isnt also which gun do you think they would be most comfortable using if they suddenly grew thumbs and started playing games |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1970 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 |
Oh my! Hrm! Goes well with the motorcycle then... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1970 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 |
Homo Sapiens. (Dude, I said homo, heh. heheh. heh.) They did and they have. I've never seen one object to a nice, phallic rocket launcher. Odd, that. |
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i think the m16 in call of duty 4 is the gayest thing ever seen its a one hit kill and i don't like that, and also the god dam piece of shit plasma rifle in halo 3 nobody uses those shits so take them out i use the mfing pistol more than that piece of shit remove it now.
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