mshcherbatskaya:

calsipher:

Whats in your opinion is the most homophobic animal in the vast animal kingdom and which isnt also which gun do you think they would be most comfortable using if they suddenly grew thumbs and started playing games

Homo Sapiens. (Dude, I said homo, heh. heheh. heh.) They did and they have. I've never seen one object to a nice, phallic rocket launcher. Odd, that.

Phallic rocket launches? Could they be gay? Perhaps Sniper Rifles. They're slow and only fire off a few shots, by they go the distance and you know when you've been 'tagged'.

the alien wepon in blacksite demo, i had no idea if it was doing anything or not, it was sort of a shotgun like thing which is dumb cause its a rainbow six vages wannabe so its really hard to get near then.

crappy guns come from crappy games i guess.

Mnnn maybe we could go Freudian on this and claim that like big/fast cars all guns are merely symbolic substitute metal phalluses for those feeling inadequate

Then again he wanted to sleep with his mother so shows how much he knew.

Actually going back to the original post the plasma rifle is one of the best combos when paired with an SMG in team duals.

I could imagine Paulie Shore putting a rocket between his legs and firing it off... "In The Army Still!" Could you imagine a game with him as a secret character?

RPG7 looks like a circumcised member 'nough said.

Much as I hate to interrupt the self proclaimed Escapist Troll Patrol in full flight...

As far as I can tell, the OP has made one post which basically says "I don't like these guns. Which guns do you think are awful in computer games?" (yes he made an unfortunate choice of language). Since then there have been two pages of responses, very few of which are constructive at all.

If the ban stick is coming out, it had better be a big one, because precious few people on this thread are getting out with any credit.

mmmm phallic, personaly i like the cross bow in gears nothing like some hot lead hahahaha

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Fire Daemon:

mshcherbatskaya:
OK, I just want to know what makes a gun gay? Does it have great hair and a fabulous apartment? Is it waiting tables while it tries to jumpstart its career as a actor/model/screenwriter/personal trainer? Or conversely, does it have a Bear Pride sticker on its truck?

And more importantly, are there dykey guns? Because if there are, I want one! Please, forget the gayest (or gayyest) gun question and tell me what game has the dykey guns. I'm thinking maybe a nice bulldagger RPG launcher and a slinky little radical femme pistol with some good power behind it. A hip, andro SMG would work too.

EDIT: Gay Penguins FTW!

I think gears of war would have the most "dykey" guns. I mean look at the chainsaw bayonet. That must make that gun vibrate a lot.

Yes. unfortunately it would tear up whatever orafice it was inserted into. Think.

SwiftVengeance1224:

Drong:
Mnnn maybe we could go Freudian on this and claim that like big/fast cars all guns are merely symbolic substitute metal phalluses for those feeling inadequate

Then again he wanted to sleep with his mother so shows how much he knew.

How do you know that Freud slept with his mother? Sounds to me like somebody has a little bit of a subconscious preoccupation. Hmmm?

To expand on your misunderstanding:

Freud is well known (apparently not enough) for having formally introduced the "Oedipus Complex" to the medical field. That is that essentially, all men want to replace their fathers and possess their mothers. Or in basic: "Kill their fathers and marry their mothers", as that is what Oedipus did in the famous Greek tale. I suggest reading up on it, as it makes for a great story.

As for the topic...

Seriously now... Bad way to start a thread. You could have used any number of other adjectives that didn't associate with a group of people I would call your betters in a heartbeat, but you didn't. Good job with that, by the way.

Well, the Sprout Gun from Grim Fandango is kind of gay, in a melancholic way. The idea of a gun being cheerful is a little strange, though.

Keep in mind then that sarcasm doesn't travel well when you can't (or choose not to) show inflection. Then it just looks like a general lack of understanding.

Gun Pron.
Anyway, I'd have to say the plasma pistol, being an absolutely worthless sidearm. The needler can actually do some pretty steep damage.

Fadills:

Copter400:

The Franco:
Quick, someone say his name backwards so we can ban him to the phantom zone.

I thought we had to say his name three times. Or is that vampire watermelons? Bah. Must refer to my bestiary.

In the meantime, goggles on, people. This ban is gonna be pretty messy.

He is referencing Family Guy, where Adam West goes on Jeopardy and gets Alex Trebek to say his name backwards, therefore banishing him to the fifth dimension from where he came. I watch too much TV....

Kebert Xela... Is he gone?

Imperator_2:
Gun Pron.
Anyway, I'd have to say the plasma pistol, being an absolutely worthless sidearm. The needler can actually do some pretty steep damage.

You know I'm confused by this plasma pistol hate. If you mean Halo 1 then maybe, but in 2 and 3 it was a brilliant weapon.

Yeah, hell, you couldn't even have the damn Noob Combo without it

PurpleRain:
Objects can't be homosexuals?! Only humans and some spieces of monkies can.

Rats are. When a female rat has a fertile period and no male rats are around, all other females in the group will start humping her. If a (dominant) male rat gets overexited and there are no females around, he'll start humping other males.

Fadills:

Copter400:

The Franco:
Quick, someone say his name backwards so we can ban him to the phantom zone.

I thought we had to say his name three times. Or is that vampire watermelons? Bah. Must refer to my bestiary.

In the meantime, goggles on, people. This ban is gonna be pretty messy.

He is referencing Family Guy, where Adam West goes on Jeopardy and gets Alex Trebek to say his name backwards, therefore banishing him to the fifth dimension from where he came. I watch too much TV....

And to expand on that, the joke on Family Guy was a reference to the Superman villain Mister Mxyzptlk.

As far as the topic goes, I have to say something that isn't quite a gun, but was used in a first person shooter type situation. The Alien Dancing Gizmo from the South Park game.

PurpleRain:
Objects can't be homosexuals?! Only humans and some spieces of monkies can. Unless you manufacture some form of living gun. I would sugest the alien weapons on HL1 but I could hardly tell if they were gay.

Didn't you insert your hand into the jacksee of the green alien gun in opposing force. If it failed to complain (or complained too much) one might argue it was a homosexual.

As for useless guns, the Uzi in COD4 is pretty bad and grenades in HL2 were an infrequently used item for me.

Fadills:

Copter400:

The Franco:
Quick, someone say his name backwards so we can ban him to the phantom zone.

I thought we had to say his name three times. Or is that vampire watermelons? Bah. Must refer to my bestiary.

In the meantime, goggles on, people. This ban is gonna be pretty messy.

He is referencing Family Guy, where Adam West goes on Jeopardy and gets Alex Trebek to say his name backwards, therefore banishing him to the fifth dimension from where he came. I watch too much TV....

FYI, that was just a reference to a Superman villain. Nothing references Family Guy, because everything in the show is a reference to something else.

- J