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Dectilon
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Purple Pims:
I'd go by the hardware store, a supermarket and a game store, take what I need and want (*take*, since money doesn't seem to matter when cannibals run around) and go hide in a shack, out in the woods. Then wait for winter (only 8 months) and go shatter some frozen zombies.

That's true ^^ Northeners like me are pretty safe. Moving even more north would probably be a good idea : P Somewhere where it's always below 0C ^^ Clever!

N_of_the_dead
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Joined: 2 Apr 2008

read the survival guide, you gotta leave populated areas, i'd head to an island in the Lake Michigan area that i knew was abandoned (i know a few) and build some kinda defense there, man i'm glad i own a boat. With the right supplies i wouldn't worry, that and in the winter i can shatter the frozen zombies (it will be a post-apocalyptic sport)! I'm sure id run into some survivors or after a while i might go looking

Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
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Doesn't anyone watch the X-Files... Zombies wake up hungry yes, but after they feed they just want to dance.

bad rider
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planA: i would hide in a supermarket and after clearing it out leave katana blades streched across every door and window and watch zombies decapititate themself's while i sit back and get a sugar rush on cola.......mmmmm cola god i hope zombies infect the world

Plan B: if this fails tie one or two fellow survivors to a horse and let the zombies chase that for a while

Plan C: create a gay club for zombies that way they are too pre-occupide to eat me while being unable to repopulate and slowly dwindle and die

Plan D: kill someone and steal their zombie survival plan muh haha

bad rider
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wait a sec heres the deal when the outbreak occurs everone go out and kill 2 zombies or more each and the problem would be over and done with.. simple eh

Kintaro696
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I would probably try and reach the nearest military outpost. Seems like a good idea if zombies do take over the world.

Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
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Crazy talk Kintaro... The Military is the most probable cause of a zombie outbreak, and if not, they still are more likely to pose a greater danger to survivors than the zombies. Police Stations mind you, still have firearms but lack the jarhead mentality.

Ego247
Paperboy
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Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Plan A Soil myself
Plan B Throw it at them
Plan C When either of them don't work strap on my worms kamikaze gear and fly at the fuckers
Plan D If i weirdly survive, loot loads of decent stores and live somewhere remote and die lonely with cock in hand

Zero-0
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I would go to alaska or some place cold to watch all the zombies that r coming at me to turn into Zobie-pops and then just tip them over and laugh as they shatter....and get a crapload of guns just in case....-LOL-

bcoe
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One word: 'Katana'. Those zombies would never see it coming:

"Feast on the brains of the living to feed your never ceasing unholy hunger will yah! *Katana to the face*"

L4Y Duke
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I'd take refuge in a nearby high school. They usually have food places close by, and with all those hazardous chemicals they have in their science resource rooms, I'd have a blast with the zombies (possibly literally).

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
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Since I'm a palidan all I have to do is cast Turn Undead and they all die... again.

L4Y Duke:
I'd take refuge in a nearby high school. They usually have food places close by, and with all those hazardous chemicals they have in their science resource rooms, I'd have a blast with the zombies (possibly literally).

Hasn't Condemned taught you a thing?! Highschools are bad places to be when the shit hits the fan! Espcially when you have some fat lunch lady comming at you with a fucking cleaver!

gameking218
Beat Writer
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Joined: 26 Feb 2008

I would first barracede my house, get all of the weapons, food, and medicene to my parents seconed floor steel doored room, fill all my bath tubs to the brink (To make sure I have a water supply), go to my seconed floor, destroy the stairway, and wait it out. If I die, it would be suicide, starvatoin/dehydration, sickness, zombifacation, eaten, murder (I don't really trust my sister that much), or an accident. I put those in what I think is probability order. Sickness is high because I get sick quickly. Also, I would play "Frozen Zombie Shattaring" if it were a sport! Just give me a gun just in case.

conqueror Kenny
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my plan is very very complicated so. Fist: i would go to my mums and kill my infected stepdad. Then go go to my girlfrends pick her up. then camp in the local pub, have aa beer and wait for it all to blow over.

Easykill
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conqueror Kenny:
my plan is very very complicated so. Fist: i would go to my mums and kill my infected stepdad. Then go go to my girlfrends pick her up. then camp in the local pub, have aa beer and wait for it all to blow over.

Shaun of the dead.

Stalington
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Who says zombies cant swim or need to breathe when underwater?

although I will admit that hiding in a cold environment would be a good idea since really deep snow will likely slow even fast zombies.

IceWarm
Paperboy
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Get drunk, simple as that.

The-Big-D
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probably do a dawn of the dead and hide in a mall
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get supplies and hide in the attic suply ity with food and weapons and everything i need that way no one can get in through the roof hatch which id probably barricade.
orrr
id just lock and load and take out as many as i can and look for an escape but use the high ground and remote areas to my advantage

The Reverend
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Watch all the chavs try to mug and stab zombies to death (Innit geez, wot you starin at? I'll fookin nut ya mate!) Once the chavs have been thinned out, I guess I'll jus kick back and let the military sort it out (Naval base on my doorstep/Army base not too far away.) Sorted.

blaze96
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I'm the son of a soldier with the military ID to prove it so I would high tail it to the nearest U.S Army base which is fairly secluded and hold out with the troops stationed there until the inevitable rescue team arrives for survivors and since the army knows the locations of all active bases in the U.S there would be a constant stream of bullets, weapons, and MREs which would be more than enough to survive the invasion until we are finally moved to a safe zone and allowed to rebuild our society.
P.S I have thought of this before.

Akatsuki_slave
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I'll probably be one of the ones responsible for the zombie outbreak. Sorry. My bad. I'm gonna chill and dress up like my twin sister. Don't mind me. Just kill them at will and we'll see who survives.

Xodion
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I live about a mile away from the Royal Armouries museum in Leeds (England), a massive building full of every type of weapon used for at least the last thousand years, and lots of guys who know how to use them. By far the safest place to be in this part of the country.

It's also next to a river, so we can fish for food, as long as not too many people have the same idea... (probably shouldn't have posted it on a public forum, damn)

Kikosemmek
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Get a katana and go about my day.

mmaruda
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I'd open the Zombie Survival Guide and do everything they say in the chapter concerning a zombie plague :)

orberon
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I'll gather all of you here. especially Yahtzee, get guns tanks. and we'll kill every single one of them. it'll be like a all night LAN party. only bigger and no lag.
and no respawn points. and super real health system. and you can't say "I gtg" and leave the sever.

gnaw
Paperboy
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I would invite them to come meditate with me.

stompy
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Imma take the easy way out, since I live in Sydney, an area with high population density, and no fire-arms (except for the fuzz).

- A procrastinator

iamnotincompliance
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As I see it, there is only one thing to when (not if) the zombie invasion hits home: start living the Grand Theft Auto way. Mow down the hordes of undead with any handy 4 wheel drive vehicle until vehicle ceases to function, obtain another, repeat as necessary, possibly heading towards the nearest military base for guns, ammo, maybe a nice used tank or two. Luckily, I live in the suburbs of Chicago, and in fine American tradition, the streets are clogged with offroadable behemoths (which never are off road, of course: they may even be in my driveway) ripe for the plucking... I mean, which could come in handy during the impending armageddon. Sure, they suck hydrocarbons like they're going out of style (not so long as I have anything to say about it!), but when supernatural forces inevitably storm your hometown, the highly efficient cars available to the rest of the planet (but not here) aren't going to do much of anything... wait, this seems to have gotten off track here. What the hell was the question? Ah, yes, zombie world domination. Grand Theft Auto is the way to go.

Note: Not having been part of the forums for too very long, I feel it necessary to say everything I type should be taken with a high degree of sarcasm.

Also note: Zombie invasion, hordes of undead, supernatural forces. I try not to repeat myself. I hope you appreciate the extra effort.

HK-47
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Statment: ahh how I wish this would happen, normally when I open fire on a live meatbag there are certain annoyances that seem convinced that a simple glock firearm is enough to penetrate my durasteel alloy, so persistant, like a swarm of insects..

Stunning Realisation: But if the Meatbags were already dead, there would be no Predujuces againest this one, why I could pop Meatbags for days at time...oh this would be fun

implodingMan
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I would go back to bed.

JakubK666
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Okay guys now wtf is up with the whole forum having such a ragging stiffy for Zombies? They're living dead, yer bloody necrophiliacs!

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
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Easykill:

Shaun of the dead.

Darn i have been found out.

BaldingSteve
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Assuming the zombies had spread to my backyard, i would take my trusty knife and fight my way to my tool shed, where i would get my axe and fight to the nearest Dick's sporting goods and get the guns. Then, i would probably end up fortifying the shop and duking it out until i got contact with some kind of army force.

Lombardi
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Join a well-equipped exodus of livestock and people to some remote, nice-looking part of the country, fortify our position, and live their happily ever after with undead cannibals scratching at our walls, doing our best to look away and ignore them.

ShadeOfRed
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Lombardi:
Join a well-equipped exodus of livestock and people to some remote, nice-looking part of the country, fortify our position, and live their happily ever after with undead cannibals scratching at our walls, doing our best to look away and ignore them.

Same thing, but with snipers.

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