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TheNecroswanson
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Napolean Dynamites Adventures in College Dating and Subsequent Sexual Harrasment Suit. Boom, I wins.

Or if that doesn't float your migraine boat: Diarrhea Dodegball Nightmare.

jezz8me
Press Junketeer
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DravenX23:
EA Presents: The Special Olympics

EA presents anything >.>

I think a terrible idea is a game involving an italian plumber trying to save a princes from a dragon/turtle thing by jumping on turtles and moving pebbles and bombs using shrooms to make him think he is huge. Had to be said.

Extreme Ironing - wait ti is done, see The super flash bro's decline of video gaming. In fact that has all the best bad game ideas in it.

Pseudonym2
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 31 Mar 2008

Ethnic cleansing (real game)

A game where you play as Custer and rape native-Americans (real game)

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand. A game where the rapper becomes a mercenary and fights in modern day Iraq. Oddly enough its not a April fools joke.

Rekn
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I got an idea for a bad game. An MMOFPS where you fight as either a human or a mutant...Go on flame me about this i really dont care lol

hadidjah
Paperboy
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Joined: 13 Mar 2008

In the spirit of tossing out bad ideas that made for good games. "So, boss, what do you think of making a game about a worm in a power suit with lots of junkyards and falling cows?"

As for really awful game ideas, I'm going to go with Clique Wars, with full voice-acting.

Funkgun
Anonymous Source
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Joined: 2 Mar 2008

Virtual Under Water Basket Weaving;
Gas Price The Guessing Game;
Walkers Vs Cane Force... The Game!
E.T. Part 2!

Funkgun
Anonymous Source
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Joined: 2 Mar 2008

PhoxHound:
TurboTax EXTREME Gaming Edition.

Brilliant... I believe I have played this game. At the end after the 15th I tried hitting Start Over, to no avail. I hear some knocking and a truck outside says IRS. I will be right back... *never heard from again*

ideitbawx
Paperboy
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Chilango2:
Russian Roulette.

there's an online version somewhere. i've played it. it sucks ass.

beats having your blood-soaked friend having to tell your parents the bad news, though. "yeah was ... um ... cleaning his revolver whe--you didn't know he had a gun?! oh, shit ... "

aussiesniper
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printing press maintenance personnel online. by EA.

BlackWatch
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Emo Xtreme

im thinking wii exclusive, what 10 year old wouldnt want to make slicing actions across their wrists with a wii-mote, and the button mashing classic mini game 'teardrop racing challenge' Now with ultra real diary entry cutscenes!

TimeTraveller
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Worst game ever:

You're a clockwork pidgeon and have to make pie out of space aliens and you do so by exploring space roadways for the alien roadkill. And all the graphics are 18-bit and the controls are backwards for pure frustrating confusion.

sammyfreak
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Paparazzi: The game

BlackWatch
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sammyfreak:
Paparazzi: The game

Id play that bitch! it'd be like san andreas except you use the camera more than once and you get to drive around in a V reg rover following the wrong person, hell yes what a glorious waste of time it would be

Hows about extreme rules water polo, or ECW ...P for short, sheer confusion would make that game sell like warm slightly stale buns

BlackWatch
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and double postage but i feel i should rename as i am a dumb ass, extreme championship is what i was going for, there would be extreme rules but my name doesnt rli work with that does it ... yea

sammyfreak
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Badmitton madness: Iron Birdie

devilondemand
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Cavity Search: The game?

edinflames
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Joined: 21 Dec 2007

Call-Centre Employee: The Game.

Over 60 hours of simulated telemarketing!

edinflames
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BlackWatch:

sammyfreak:
Paparazzi: The game

Id play that bitch! it'd be like san andreas except you use the camera more than once and you get to drive around in a V reg rover following the wrong person, hell yes what a glorious waste of time it would be

And in the 'Paparazzi: Paris Edition Expansion Pack' you can kill Princess Diana...

raankh
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Joined: 28 Nov 2007

edinflames:
Call-Centre Employee: The Game.

Over 60 hours of simulated telemarketing!

oh my god, I think that one wins, closely followed by "Helpdesk: The Game"; 60 hours of explaining how to open Word documents ....

Eye Spider
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How about one where you play a kind of postman, but instead of letters you have to deliver newspapers... on your bike!

Or maybe parking attendant simulator. I dunno..

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent)
jezz8me
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Posts: 355
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Human Statue: The game

How still can you stay?

Rossmallo
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A Mumorperger version of Warcraft. That game would probably amuse me for a while until i realised it's just the same shitting thing over and over and (insert your own preference of amounts of "and over" here) and over again...

Oh WAAAAAAAAAIT a sec.

krazykidd
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Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Dance Dance Revolution where you use your hands as well as your feet

jezz8me
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Joined: 27 Mar 2008

That would be crazily awesome not bad

Melaisis
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Chilango2:
Russian Roulette.

"You first."

Kekeke.

jezz8me
Press Junketeer
Posts: 355
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

only works making them go first if you are using a semi-auto

schwal
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Joined: 4 Apr 2008

WingcommanderIV:

MurmurTwins:
In 2008, any FPS that takes place in a warzone.

Where should the FPS take place? The UN summit?

Well You can go the Rainbow Six route if you wanted to.

Dosed
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All made by EA (ofc) -
Stamp Collector 2008 edition
Sewing: Needles Revenge
Lightbulb Cleaner 2

But my least favourite to see would be "Person That Cleans Peepshow Booths: The Game"

brazenhead89
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Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Ant Stamper: The Miniscule Menace

"Tie up those Doc Martens and prepare to stamp! Ants have invaded your picnic and only the kinetic force of your boot up their asses is going to save you!"

bermyduck
Beat Writer
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Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Terrible games for Wii:
Street Sweeper
Richard Simmons: The Game
Super Beach Metal Detector Brothers

dekkarax
Beat Writer
Posts: 164
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

nothing: the game
just imagine it

...

yup

MurmurTwins
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WingcommanderIV:

Where should the FPS take place? The UN summit?

Obviously, you're missing my point. Re-read what I said.

"In 2008, any FPS that takes place in a warzone."

Don't you think that wartime FPS'ers have been cloned to death? They're nothing new in the least bit. I don't care for them myself and I don't feel it's necessarily a great move to release yet another one this year. CoD4 gives fratboys little hard-ons for reasons I'll never understand and it wouldn't make sense to bother releasing a similar "war game" this year. It's tired and boring as hell and I'm a little sick of hearing the dorks at GameStop gushing over every game you wear fatigues and brandish military guns in.

Strafe Mcgee
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qbert4ever:

Can't say I ever heard of any glitches with the game (unless you used gameshark or some such device, that's just asking for it), and since when are good graphics "infuriating"? You must not like many current-gen games... Anyways, have fun in your corner with the two percent of the population that didn't like KH. Like the song says, "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad".

Back on Topic: Boot-making. I tried to think of something that was not a game that would be horrible as one, and the only one I could think of that was not already made, was boot-making.

I don't dislike graphics, Kingdom Hearts was very pretty and had a lot of potential that was ruined by the broken camera. I guess there's not really any glitches either, but the camera is game-breaking, the platforming sections are terrible and it annoys me that the potential wasn't met.

Phantom6
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A game where you play as a bear who can't fight with a bird in his backpack who does all the work, and go collect a bunch of puzzle pieces to keep the bear's sister looking beautiful. Oh wait...

(And before anyone says otherwise, that was a GREAT game. I just wish it could be on the VC...)

stompy
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Pseudonym2:
Ethnic cleansing (real game)

A game where you play as Custer and rape native-Americans (real game)

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand. A game where the rapper becomes a mercenary and fights in modern day Iraq. Oddly enough its not a April fools joke.

Why can't all rap artists(as they like to call themselves) be dorpped into a hotzone. Maybe then the world will be a better place.

Now, for bad game ideas...
**points to EA (or is it UbiSoft?)**
Come on, the made cooking, house making, baby-caring and horse-riding sims. Who the hell wants to play games like those?

Wait, sorry, I stand corrected. Seems Cooking Mama sells quite well in Japan.

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