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Gone Gonzo Posts: 3688 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 |
EA presents anything >.> I think a terrible idea is a game involving an italian plumber trying to save a princes from a dragon/turtle thing by jumping on turtles and moving pebbles and bombs using shrooms to make him think he is huge. Had to be said. Extreme Ironing - wait ti is done, see The super flash bro's decline of video gaming. In fact that has all the best bad game ideas in it. |
Beat Writer Posts: 201 Joined: 31 Mar 2008 | Ethnic cleansing (real game) A game where you play as Custer and rape native-Americans (real game) 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand. A game where the rapper becomes a mercenary and fights in modern day Iraq. Oddly enough its not a April fools joke. |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | I got an idea for a bad game. An MMOFPS where you fight as either a human or a mutant...Go on flame me about this i really dont care lol |
Paperboy Posts: 25 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | In the spirit of tossing out bad ideas that made for good games. "So, boss, what do you think of making a game about a worm in a power suit with lots of junkyards and falling cows?" As for really awful game ideas, I'm going to go with Clique Wars, with full voice-acting. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | Virtual Under Water Basket Weaving; |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 |
Brilliant... I believe I have played this game. At the end after the 15th I tried hitting Start Over, to no avail. I hear some knocking and a truck outside says IRS. I will be right back... *never heard from again* |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 4 Jan 2008 |
there's an online version somewhere. i've played it. it sucks ass. beats having your blood-soaked friend having to tell your parents the bad news, though. "yeah was ... um ... cleaning his revolver whe--you didn't know he had a gun?! oh, shit ... " |
Muckraker Posts: 308 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | printing press maintenance personnel online. by EA. |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | Emo Xtreme im thinking wii exclusive, what 10 year old wouldnt want to make slicing actions across their wrists with a wii-mote, and the button mashing classic mini game 'teardrop racing challenge' Now with ultra real diary entry cutscenes! |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 6 Jan 2008 | Worst game ever: You're a clockwork pidgeon and have to make pie out of space aliens and you do so by exploring space roadways for the alien roadkill. And all the graphics are 18-bit and the controls are backwards for pure frustrating confusion. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1549 Joined: 5 Dec 2007 | Paparazzi: The game |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
Id play that bitch! it'd be like san andreas except you use the camera more than once and you get to drive around in a V reg rover following the wrong person, hell yes what a glorious waste of time it would be Hows about extreme rules water polo, or ECW ...P for short, sheer confusion would make that game sell like warm slightly stale buns |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | and double postage but i feel i should rename as i am a dumb ass, extreme championship is what i was going for, there would be extreme rules but my name doesnt rli work with that does it ... yea |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1549 Joined: 5 Dec 2007 | Badmitton madness: Iron Birdie |
Copy Clerk Posts: 77 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | Cavity Search: The game? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 109 Joined: 21 Dec 2007 | Call-Centre Employee: The Game. Over 60 hours of simulated telemarketing! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 109 Joined: 21 Dec 2007 |
And in the 'Paparazzi: Paris Edition Expansion Pack' you can kill Princess Diana... |
Beat Writer Posts: 137 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 |
oh my god, I think that one wins, closely followed by "Helpdesk: The Game"; 60 hours of explaining how to open Word documents .... |
BANNED Posts: 102 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | How about one where you play a kind of postman, but instead of letters you have to deliver newspapers... on your bike! Or maybe parking attendant simulator. I dunno.. User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Human Statue: The game How still can you stay? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 65 Joined: 20 Feb 2008 | A Mumorperger version of Warcraft. That game would probably amuse me for a while until i realised it's just the same shitting thing over and over and (insert your own preference of amounts of "and over" here) and over again... Oh WAAAAAAAAAIT a sec. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Dance Dance Revolution where you use your hands as well as your feet |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | That would be crazily awesome not bad |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1203 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 |
"You first." Kekeke. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | only works making them go first if you are using a semi-auto |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 |
Well You can go the Rainbow Six route if you wanted to. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 70 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | All made by EA (ofc) - But my least favourite to see would be "Person That Cleans Peepshow Booths: The Game" |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | Ant Stamper: The Miniscule Menace "Tie up those Doc Martens and prepare to stamp! Ants have invaded your picnic and only the kinetic force of your boot up their asses is going to save you!" |
Beat Writer Posts: 225 Joined: 20 Feb 2008 | Terrible games for Wii: |
Muckraker Posts: 249 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | nothing: the game ... yup |
Paperboy Posts: 25 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
Obviously, you're missing my point. Re-read what I said. "In 2008, any FPS that takes place in a warzone." Don't you think that wartime FPS'ers have been cloned to death? They're nothing new in the least bit. I don't care for them myself and I don't feel it's necessarily a great move to release yet another one this year. CoD4 gives fratboys little hard-ons for reasons I'll never understand and it wouldn't make sense to bother releasing a similar "war game" this year. It's tired and boring as hell and I'm a little sick of hearing the dorks at GameStop gushing over every game you wear fatigues and brandish military guns in. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 925 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
I don't dislike graphics, Kingdom Hearts was very pretty and had a lot of potential that was ruined by the broken camera. I guess there's not really any glitches either, but the camera is game-breaking, the platforming sections are terrible and it annoys me that the potential wasn't met. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 84 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 | A game where you play as a bear who can't fight with a bird in his backpack who does all the work, and go collect a bunch of puzzle pieces to keep the bear's sister looking beautiful. Oh wait... (And before anyone says otherwise, that was a GREAT game. I just wish it could be on the VC...) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2913 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 |
Why can't all rap artists(as they like to call themselves) be dorpped into a hotzone. Maybe then the world will be a better place. Now, for bad game ideas... Wait, sorry, I stand corrected. Seems Cooking Mama sells quite well in Japan. |
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