AA meetings: The Rehab

Picture this.

Your a random dude on an airplane when the airplane crashes into the middle of the ocean.
You are the only surviver and you see this structure in the distance, you swin towards it.
This structure seems to be an elevator of some sort, you deside to go down. On your decent you see a giant sign that says "Welcome to drying cycle". Seconds later you door opens and almost everything in your area is destroyed, in the distance you hear a women screaming "WHERE ARE YOU NUMBER TWO!?". you continure out of the elevator and are lucky enough to find a wrentch, you keep going and are suddenly confronted with a giant, robot looking creature covered in mismatched footwear as well as a drill on it's arm with a footwarmer like cozzy over it.

Coming this summer, it's

BIOSOCK

Bodb:
A first person shooter taking place before 1920.

More like one before 1914 actually. A WWI FPS would be pretty cool IMO.

Another Call of Duty taking place in an era before the introduction of the personal computer.

OH WAIT.

A game where you play as a spy with a magic face copying camera who can disguise himself as an enemy and walk around only the enemies are all mensa fuckers and can see through your disguise in three seconds so you have to sneak around everywhere anyway. but that will never ever be made, so I don't have to worry.

Action Accounting Adventure 2! The Sequel!

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.

THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

Elite Tax Audit Agents.

Jack Thompson: Frivolous Litigator. (OBJECTION!)

-- Steve

lol the olympics N. Korea lol...

if highschool musical becomes a real game i will quit gaming and become a hermit living in the North Pole lo

lol CNN with Larry King hahahaha

- Salesman Saga II: Door to Door

- Street Fighter vs Virtua Fighter vs Tekken vs Mortal Kombat vs Soul Calibur vs Dead or Alive EX3.325 plus Alpha Beta Kappa Gamma Turbo Hardcore Championship Edition... on a Tiger handheld.

- Eunuch Creator 3000

- Pete Doherty's Extreme Heroin Motocross

- A.C.I.D: Artificial Cow Insemination DX

- Sonic Bean Growing

- Dead or Alive Xtreme Trampoline Contest Thing

Electronics store: The Game; The Attack of the Unsatisfied Shoppers!

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.

THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

childbirth the game, math class+final expantion pack, halo 4.

A game based around farming. I mean, that would just have to suck, right?
Concepts can be deceptive on paper.

A resident evil that takes place in Japan and you kill Japanese peasants ....lol yeah thats never gonna happen

Super Dan Quayle Brothers for the NES! Instead of getting points for gathering coins, run around losing Republican approval rating points by writing "potatoe" on everything you see.

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BUY THAT? And whose brilliant idea was it to make a tribute to mediocrity? Grumble growl snort growl grumble.

A game based on competitive eating.
Oh, crap, they're making it...

Feudal peasant. It would be like harvest moon except your wife would be chosen for you. And every week the lord would come by and take all your food... and your wife, to be used as a sex slave. Unless she's lucky, and dies in childbirth.

War of attrition. This would just be pretty boring I bet.

Seinfeld the Game. Someone mentioned nothing: the game. Well, this is the REAL Nothing:The Game. The sidquests would be great. You would have to find out what's up with airflight attendants, or bistros or, umm... manhands. What's up with manhands, anyway?

Watch the Paint Dry

That's right boys and girls! We here at Random Company Name Here know what you want, and now it's finally (almost) here! Available exclusively on the PS3, Watch the Paint Dry simulates the worlds favorite past-time in every detail! Watch paint dry on walls! Watch it dry on ceilings! You can even watch it dry on fences and randomly generated bits of wood! Every color included*! Choose between leaded and unleaded! Compete in up to 16-player online play! Play with your friends in 8-player co-op**! Reserve your copy today and get your own smellerizificator to synthesize that authentic paint smell! So reserve your copy today! Don't have money, you say? Well, get it by whatever means necessary! Beat up your grandma, bitch slap your sister, rob a bank, just get the money and buy our game!

*Does not include red, blue, mauve, yellow, or in fact any color other than white to be honest
**Online co-op not supported

^See, this is the kind of shit that you think of when you go more than a day without sleep.

The thing is, a lot of these ideas might not work for big budget games, but they could work as minigames or small flash based games. I mean, heck, even 'Watch The Paint Dry' could be an amusing timewaster if it was funny. My bad idea for a videogame? 'Super Downhill Wheeliebin Racing'. No prizes for guessing what that involves. If that one has been done before, then I'll be surprised.

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.

THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

Yeah i keep seeing this in stores when i want to buy games and its like everywhere and i just think we should all steal them and burn them just get rid of every copy known to existance lol.
didnt think disney would but they have
how gay :-(

Any shooter that is released after Duke Nukem Forever.

High School Musical 2: Sing It Louder!

WingcommanderIV:

MurmurTwins:
In 2008, any FPS that takes place in a warzone.

Where should the FPS take place? The UN summit?

actually I had an idea about a game involving farmers... err nvm

anyways, I present:

zippers: the game
-zip and unzip zippers on the largest selection of apparel ever seen in a video game including Cargo shorts and Jean Jackets!

-wage inert warfare against the button kingdom!

-delve into a persistant world where every choice you make is either to zip or unzip up your clothing!

-open ended gameplay creates a world of possibilities... as long as they have to do with zipping!

Portoparty:

anyways, I present:

zippers: the game
-zip and unzip zippers on the largest selection of apparel ever seen in a video game including Cargo shorts and Jean Jackets!

-wage inert warfare against the button kingdom!

-delve into a persistant world where every choice you make is either to zip or unzip up your clothing!

-open ended gameplay creates a world of possibilities... as long as they have to do with zipping!

Are you kidding? This would be the best game EVER!

Anyways, to contribute:

"Welcome to: This Horse's Anus - The Game"

"Let's wait in line!"
oh, how about "Let's count sand!"
"Typing tutor: Dyslexic edition"

A cookie party game.
Oh, wait..too late.
Seriously. Cookie party game? That's like asking gamers to wear dresses!

knumpify:
"Let's wait in line!"

They already put that in Postal and it was actually pretty damn hilarious.

Hmmm...

"Colonoscopy: How Deep Can It Go? - Comes with attachment to make the Wii-mote into a camera."

It'd be very popular in Japan.

Springtime for Hitler: The Game!

Really anything you have to put ": The Game!" at the end of has a one way ticket to the discount bin.

"escalatorland: can you reach the top?"

Two Italian plumber brothers in a magical land populated by bizarre creatures such as living mushrooms, munching Lewis Carroll style on size-altering fungi as they stomp on the less savory inhabitants of the land, all in an effort to save the conspicuously human princess of said magical land from a dinosaur.

Before I get mobbed, you have to admit that if Super Mario Bros. were released today instead of in 1985 it would be considered the most f'd up game ever.

A game based on the American political system as seen by CSPAN would be a terrible idea too.

a pirate ninja penguin fps.... wait that would be awesome no-one steal this idea

minesweeper without the mines