Goatse 4: Requiem

Does anyoe remember a game that came out on
ps1
called Vib Ribbon?
it was jus a rabbit made from white squiggle and like u jus followed a white line
trying to avoid simple obsticles
if they bought out another i think id cry

Frank Fudgeman: Proctologist

Ooooooh a game I would not like to see.

A game based upon a social networking site.

In the depths of time, a young man of the name Bebo Myspace suddenly finds his life torn apart when someone callously posts a most insulting comment referring to his lacklustre profile page and in revenge vows on the seven tenants of facebook to pick up arms against him and slur that malicious bugger back to whence he came. On his quest he has to deal with surprise content edits and updates plaguing his mission to become the ultimate ruler of the social networking universe.

The Franco:
James Bond 007 in "Having to call every woman you've ever slept with to inform them of the risk of VD"

It would be like every Japanese dating sim ever made.

Actually i would like to see that. it was hilarious on SNL

Da Vinci Code II: Secrets of the Taj Mahal
Lord of the Rings: Aftermath
Matrix: Back up disc
"Whose afraid of Virginia Woolf?" The Game
Warhammer 40k: Ultimate farming sim

2 girls, 1 cup: The Game
or
Cheney's Huntin' Adventures: In Your Face
or
Hand-Painted Wooden Ball in a Cup
Haha, this tickles my funny bone

HalfShadow:
Rape: The Video Game.

(Yeah, I think I win.)

I'm fairly certain this is a whole genre in Japan.

HalfShadow:
Rape: The Video Game.

(Yeah, I think I win.)

That just depends on if you're the one doing the raping or if you have to try and escape from it.

How about games based on random teen celebrities like Hannah Montana? Seriously, I don't even know who she is, but she somehow became famous...

Sim Sleeping.
Ice Cuber Maker Tycoon.
Math Fantasy.
Caddy: Road to Fame, Brown bag edition.

Hannah Montana

She is a singer, she has her own disney channel series but its like Disney's biggest series ever.

Also her father is Billy Rae Cyrus who is about one of the biggest country singers in the world, so the talents there.

I admit though a game about her and other such stars would be hurrendous but i wouldnt put it Disney to try and make one with their backwards game studio.

King Herod's day with the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

Virtual Lava Lamp.

But I don't think that tops the awful synthesis of ideas that went into King Dumb Hearts.

Omnidum:
Electronics store: The Game; The Attack of the Unsatisfied Shoppers!

omg make that a department store and you might have something. you play as the disgruntled employee, starting weapon a manequin arm, and you must not be caught by you duty manager.

A game based on the life and acts of 50 cent...
...God I hate that man...

DravenX23:
EA Presents: The Special Olympics

I lol'd way harder than I should have on this one.

also, an fps that takes place at the UN might not be the worst idea ever... [insert evil laugh]

CSI: Dreamland

Katamari Damacy III: A True Story
(Rated M for Mature)

My Virtual Potty Training Tutor
(Also available as WiiWee)

Akirasfriend:
A game based around farming. I mean, that would just have to suck, right?
Concepts can be deceptive on paper.

maxis simfarm

laundry assault 2: the spin cycle.

windows vista developer team: attack of the linux users

Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball: Men only edition. As in, only starring the dudes from the game.

Purely from a marketing standpoint really. Though I could be wrong. There ARE female gamers, though I doubt many would buy that game.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/432872
is actualy not so bad becouse it gives you a feeling of having beaten an unbeatable boss

Messy Divorce - The Game

She took your house and kids - GAME OVER!

Mario Accountancy. Mario Sets Up the VCR. Ghetto Party 5.

Needless to say, I <3 DoVG.

Hitman: Election '08
Bioskock: The Little Girl's Story
Super Mario Hide and Go Seek
Wii Fit
Wii Basketball
Wii Soccer (How?)
Princess Peach's Anything at all
Deadriasing Chess
Deadriasing: Zombie Golf!
If I think of more I'll edit.

Pzest:
Virtual Lava Lamp.

Well, people do buy DVDs of fireplaces and aquariums... can't see a lava lamp version doing much worse.

As to terrible game ideas, Mario Deck Sanding for the Wii. (ow, my back...)

-- Steve

Zombie Badger:
Battle Royale: The Game.

What are you talking about?
That'd be f**king awesome!

For one thing Billy Ray Cyrus is not a big country singer. He had one song "Achey Breaky Heart" which is not country its crap. But the most boring game would be a game based on being a message board administrator on the "Workings of the On/Off buttons throughout the year 1902." Website. Imagine the flame wars over switches vS buttons.

Call of Duty 10: The Hunt for Zombie Bin Laden

buy teh haloz:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

You know they did? and its on ds and wii and PS2. not joking.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE
I might have to go shoot myself

dekkarax:

sirdiealot88:
Isnt The Sims pretty much a game based around life?

naah, that's pretty much like SAW: the game.
on another completely different note: SAW: the game

a saw game would kick ass, actually...

A game based off of a Uwe Boll movie ... yes, please note the irony, the only thing worse than one of his movies would be making a game based off a movie he made that was based off a game. Of course, I could be wrong, I haven't seen Postal yet :P

The Spanish Inquisition: The Video Game