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klc0100
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Posts: 306
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Blue screen of death..the game

The simpsons game 2

Spelling bee:spell mississippi..without copying the way we did

Inquisitor94
Paperboy
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Joined: 12 Apr 2008

I thought the quote was "Nobody escapes the Spanish Inquisition"?

Bailey1991
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Posts: 23
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Not the Monty Python quote.

SwiftVengeance1224
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Silent Legend
Anonymous Source
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Joined: 23 Apr 2008

How about a Sonic game, but where you don't play as Sonic, but as some cooler, more Gangster character, and brandish guns around. Ooh, give him a Motorcycle too.

Bailey666
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Joined: 29 Apr 2008

How about "Digestive Biscuits, The Game."

(Sorry, was looking at a packet of Digestives)

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smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2275
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

ffxfriek:
lol the olympics N. Korea lol...

if highschool musical becomes a real game i will quit gaming and become a hermit living in the North Pole lo

so how many pairs of thermal underwear will you need

smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2275
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

ffxfriek:
lol the olympics N. Korea lol...

if highschool musical becomes a real game i will quit gaming and become a hermit living in the North Pole lo

so how many pairs of thermal underwear will you need

blaze96
Copy Clerk
Posts: 53
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

A game based on the guy who works the camera for CSPAN (they're sitting still sitting OH MY GOD one of them is talking...no wait he went back to sitting). UN Resolution voting the game and Napping the game (black screens equal fun).

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3684
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

Hitler: The game. You get to play as out favorite dictator and kill lots of jews until you lose the was you shoot your dog and you and your wife kill yourselvs. Oh yeah and itsa in real time years of fun to be had.

nilpferdkoenig
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Posts: 502
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

HalfShadow:
Rape: The Video Game.

(Yeah, I think I win.)

Nah: Masturbate Dead Chickes: The Video Game (in 3D bitches)

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Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4315
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.
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THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

OH DEAR SWEET LORDY CHICKENS!!!! (Excuse the all caps, but seriously, Dear God!)

Custer's Revenge II for PS3

Escapist Magazine Official Game, the best game you'll never play! Featuring a prologue written by PurpleRain and Joe.

redstar alpha
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Posts: 196
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

the game of life...wait...never mind

MRMIdAS2k
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Posts: 306
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

Big Boys in Boots - Extreme Anal - The Videogame (based on the movie)

AC10
Copy Clerk
Posts: 72
Joined: 28 Apr 2008

I haven't read the thread, but has this been posted yet?

http://www.dreamloregames.com/stalin/eng/

I can't decide if its the worst or the best idea ever.

MRMIdAS2k
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krazykidd:
Dance Dance Revolution where you use your hands as well as your feet

EZ2Dancer.

Google it.

redstar alpha
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Joined: 9 Dec 2007

how about a game where you play the guy who shot 50 cent, but this time you make sure he is dead with FRIGGIN HAND GREANDES and a pistol.
also it is in real time and you have to build a real tardis to play it.

MRMIdAS2k
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Joined: 23 Apr 2008

The-Big-D:
Does anyoe remember a game that came out on
ps1
called Vib Ribbon?
it was jus a rabbit made from white squiggle and like u jus followed a white line
trying to avoid simple obsticles
if they bought out another i think id cry

They brought out Vib Ripple, and Mojib Ribbon.

OnlySubscribedtoCommentYahtzee
Copy Clerk
Posts: 62
Joined: 18 Apr 2008

jezz8me:
Human Statue: The game

How still can you stay?

for the Wii :D

MRMIdAS2k
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Posts: 306
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

OnlySubscribedtoCommentYahtzee:

jezz8me:
Human Statue: The game

How still can you stay?

for the Wii :D

1) Leave the wiimote on the table
2) Bugger off for 3 hours
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

hamster mk 4
Beat Writer
Posts: 160
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

Bodb:
A first person shooter taking place before 1920.

Actually the Half Life mod Battle Grounds: http://www.bgmod.com/ is pretty fun. Sure the reloading animation takes forever, but there is always your trusty bayonet.

Bailey666
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redstar alpha:
how about a game where you play the guy who shot 50 cent, but this time you make sure he is dead with FRIGGIN HAND GREANDES and a pistol.
also it is in real time and you have to build a real tardis to play it.

The Tardis was grown not built.

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C-man101
Paperboy
Posts: 21
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

mathematics: the game
there is just nothing fun about maths
stampcollectors: the game
burnout: tricycle
emo may cry

FranicalFrazical
Beat Writer
Posts: 175
Joined: 5 May 2008

A game where you play an escaped convict teamed up with another convict who was in on the escape and also looks like Kim Newman from empire magazine and....wait a minute!!?!
Crash Bandicoot gets nuetered
Spyro and the constantly annoying same missions with different backdrops over and over again
Mario Lacrosse/Sprinting/Bowling/Dodgeball(wouldnt mind Dodgeball actually)

ingsoc
Beat Writer
Posts: 147
Joined: 12 Feb 2008

I said it before and I will say it again, Rock Band and Guitar Hero.

arcstone
Paperboy
Posts: 45
Joined: 1 Dec 2007

An mmo rpg set in the mario universe.

solid_snake
Paperboy
Posts: 47
Joined: 1 Mar 2008

arcstone:
An mmo rpg set in the mario universe.

Shh. Not so loud, Nintendo might hear you and think: Ohh great idea lets make a Super Mario mmorpg

BasicMojo07
Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 5 May 2008

Simply because it appeals to my sense of irony, a game where you play Jack Thompson as a protagonist and run around shutting down major gaming companies.

cleverlymadeup
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2029
Joined: 7 Mar 2008

if it hasn't been said or even if it has it's worth mentioning again

daikatana

Russian_Assassin
Copy Clerk
Posts: 120
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Silent Legend:
How about a Sonic game, but where you don't play as Sonic, but as some cooler, more Gangster character, and brandish guns around. Ooh, give him a Motorcycle too.

Ever heard of Shadow: The hedgehog? It was a good idea, but failed miserably (the guns were shitty, the boss fights pissy easy and the vehicles handles like tanks on skateboards)

My (shitty) idea would be ... SSBB 3000 (I mean the 3000th sequel to that abomination).

ShyWinter
Beat Writer
Posts: 128
Joined: 25 Apr 2008

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Iceland.
Call of Dooty 4: Modern Restroom.
Sleep Simulator 2008.
Grand Theft Auto: Sudan.
Ben-Hur: the game!

Zippy1313
Paperboy
Posts: 46
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Any game based off WWII.

War Monger of Yabucua
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Posts: 146
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

A game based on a childrens show, movie, book, and or betty crocker. Also one's based on WW1, THE CIVIL WAR(tHE aMERICan one you Brittish asshats who helped the rebels), and the Korean war that is'nt a strategy game.

TheMadDoctorsCat
Beat Writer
Posts: 211
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

A platformer based on the pressure of running in a sphincter-squeezing way through crowds of obstacles and NPCs to find a toilet before your projectile diarrhoea causes you to explode and lose a life.

I could give you a blow-by-blow account of how I had this brilliant idea, but trust me, you're better off not knowing.

ADEN_ADES
Paperboy
Posts: 18
Joined: 5 May 2008

A game based on ER. You could be John Stamos and everything.

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