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TheMadDoctorsCat
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In "Moonwalker" you played as Michael Jackson and could spray little children with your magical white dust. It was disturbing. (Not on the Master System version though, there you only had your standard kick/punch/dance moves.)

There's been a lot of trends for strategy games to stop putting you in charge of big events such as wars, and go more and more into the minituae of everyday life. You know how you started off with "God sims" like Populous, then went a stage further by becoming a city planner in "Sim City", and then you had more localised games like "Theme Park" and "Railway Tycoon", and finally went to "The Sims" which dealt with single families and neighbourhoods? Well, what about taking that to its logical conclusion? Some ideas:

- Stroppy teenager: the game, the life, the hormones.
- Sims: Kitchen Edition: The Rice Krispie Cakes are Burning.
- The Printer doesn't Work: An office management simulation.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
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Alphavillain:
A survival horror game based at Auschwitz.

Sim Auschwitz

Horrible Bump! The First Forum-based Stupidity game ever since Forumwarz!!

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
Posts: 32
Joined: 6 May 2008

AIDS:Race for a cure

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Joined: 6 May 2008

DMV ONLINE! imagine all the hours u would waste standing there

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Joined: 6 May 2008

Jerk Circle: the game

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
Posts: 32
Joined: 6 May 2008

Wash the old person:FAT edition

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Joined: 6 May 2008

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.
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THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

THIS LETS ME DOWN! =[

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Joined: 6 May 2008

Where's Waldo: EXTREME MEGA EDITION/WITH OVER 90,000 LVLS

Froce
Paperboy
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Joined: 27 Apr 2008

Extreme Wheelchair Racing!: Deluxe Nursing Home Edition!!!!!

Developed By: EA Sports.

sorry user name taken.
Anonymous Source
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anything on the wii lol

hhmm...

Ciarog
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 21 Nov 2007

Nemra:
genocide:the game!

I saw something like that on a Neo-Nazi website several years ago.

Dcarty745
Beat Writer
Posts: 157
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

Barack vs Hillary

Dcarty745
Beat Writer
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Are you a Neo-Nazi?

NekoMimiMode
Paperboy
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Don't hate on the Wii. It does have some good games, especially now that Okami is out on it. I would say a game about cooking, but that's been made, and more importantly, it's actually fun. o.o I know, I own it. Maybe a video game about making.... video games....?

GoddamnitReddas
Paperboy
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Joined: 25 Feb 2008

Watching Paint Dry: EXTREME Edition. Choose to back your favorite color and paint brand! Use special 'Quickenings' like a hair dryer or high-powered fan to speed your paint to the glorious state of dry non-stickiness! Up to 4 players.

Alphavillain
Muckraker
Posts: 229
Joined: 19 Jan 2008

"Mario And Sonic's Sex Olympics"

Wicked Glee
Anonymous Source
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Joined: 9 Apr 2008

How about Exam Time: The Game
That would be quite horrible

Kinetic_man
Paperboy
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I think the ultimate would probably have to be a game where you play as a person playing a game. Actually wait, isn't that the entire plot of the .hack series?

blackfly01
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Joined: 5 Dec 2007

Personally, I've always felt that the worst idea for games are any games based off of movies: no matter what, any game based directly off any movie license always ends up sucking and it sucks hard.

Froce
Paperboy
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Angsty Androdginous Teenage "Boys"

oh wait...Final Fantasy 7

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
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Froce:
Extreme Wheelchair Racing!: Deluxe Nursing Home Edition!!!!!

Developed By: EA Sports.

that would atually be a fun game if it weren't made by EA

Dynasty warriors 4+
lost odyssy
Ethiopia: the experience
any TYCOON game
Donald trump's the aprentice by donald trump
the Primaries: Ron Paul edition
STUMPY:the amputated bomb squad offcer

edit due too horrilbe tpying

Johnnyweird
Paperboy
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Joined: 7 May 2008

Saltinecracker:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.
image
THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

THIS LETS ME DOWN! =[

How can you not like it?
Their smiles are so endearing!

Froce
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

Johnnyweird:

How can you not like it?
Their smiles are so endearing!

More like creepy and demented.

TheMadDoctorsCat
Beat Writer
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Joined: 2 Apr 2008

"Where's Waldo: The Game" was indeed released on the Megadrive (Genesis). Anybody who insists that Barney, Batman Forever or Sword of Sodan are the worst games for that console has not played "The Great Waldo Hunt" to give it its full title. 90,000 levels? This one had FIVE. And it still bored the heck outta me!

ResidentEman
Paperboy
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Uwe Boll presents (insert absolutely any title in any form of media here and it's guaranteed to be bad.) Followed closely by Santa Claus the game.

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
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Hillary Clinton sniper fire simulator

Gingerbreadroach
Paperboy
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Two main contenders:

Fluffer: A charming game for the Wii in which players virtually masturbate a male porn star to help him maintain an erection off set. Now with a mouth-piece attachment for the Wii remote!

or

Jeremy Kyle, the Game: You play Satan Incarnate; Jeremy Kyle in which you drag the scum of Britain's most dilapidated council estates onto a live TV set to scream, bellow, holler, shout, yell, bark and screech at them until they agree to surrender their pointless little lives to Jeremy so that he can set them to toil in the ITV salt-mines.

Billabong Pobblecock
Paperboy
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Joined: 7 May 2008

Johnnyweird:

Saltinecracker:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:

sirdiealot88:

CommanderCool:
High School Musical The Game.
Wait a second-- OH FUCK NO!!

Oh god, I hope your kidding - I may loss all hope if they make a game based on that... thing

THEY DID.
image

Why is that kid wearing a fedora. OH I get it. Hes the token gay kid.
THE END IS NIGH, RESPECTABLE GAMERS.

I reli hoped u were kidding =[ I hate disney!!!

THIS LETS ME DOWN! =[

How can you not like it?
Their smiles are so endearing!

Billabong Pobblecock
Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 7 May 2008

1. STDs: Revenge of the Crabs
2. Democractic Primary Xtrm (you know its cool cuz theres no e's what so ever. Just look at that X.)
3. Snuff Film: Grandpa Edition
4. Micheal Jacksons Wild Ride
5. NBA Rape: Just try and testify, were rich ho
6. Crotch Shot (with special Wii attachment)
7. Courtney Loves' Physical

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
Posts: 32
Joined: 6 May 2008

Toss the salad:wii edition

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Joined: 6 May 2008

Need for speed: Segway edition

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
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Gumping: the game

(look on urbandictionary.com if u don't know)

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Saltinecracker:
Where's Waldo: EXTREME MEGA EDITION/WITH OVER 90,000 LVLS

i want this

worst ideas for a game?

facepalm the game, you buy it, load it and it facepalms you for doing so.

OR

Rickroll the game

OR

Half life singstar edition... geddit? gordon doesn't talk? ... ... ... no?

Saltinecracker
Paperboy
Posts: 32
Joined: 6 May 2008

Ultrajoe:

Saltinecracker:
Where's Waldo: EXTREME MEGA EDITION/WITH OVER 90,000 LVLS

i want this

worst ideas for a game?

facepalm the game, you buy it, load it and it facepalms you for doing so.

OR

Rickroll the game

OR

Half life singstar edition... geddit? gordon doesn't talk? ... ... ... no?

If u have the ability to sit through 90000 lvls of where's waldo...i'm amazed

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1869
Joined: 8 May 2008

Crimson89:
How About SUPER Alaskan Hunting/Surviving Trip With Dick Chaney

I beleive cabelas did that already
any tenage mutant ninja turtle game
any hunting game
election 2008-the democrats
election 2008-mike huckabee
election 2000-al gore
any election-ralph nader
powerpoint: the game!
excel:the game!
saying the same thing over and over but slightly changed: the game!

*I'm refering to myself the last time

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