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36)   2 May 2008 03:07
DownOnTheUpside
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TomNook:
Gannondorf, because I would just keep on coming back, no matter how many times I get impaled in the head.

Seriously, after Orcarina of Time... How did he come back...

And... I'd be ... LINK! Most preferably in the Orcarina of Time storyline.

37)   2 May 2008 03:22
Fatalis67
Paperboy
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Joined: 30 Apr 2008

I would be the unnamed NPC that informs the heroes that a large monster has begun to terrorize the town and has unfortunately blocked the pass leading to the next city.

If not that, I would be the unnamed NPC that works in the tavern and sells the heroes booze.

38)   2 May 2008 03:30
AlissaX70
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I'd be Selan from Lufia II (Mad props for anyone whose played such blessed gift from the heavens).

Or Axel from Twisted Metal 2 ;-)

39)   2 May 2008 03:56
BaldingSteve
Paperboy
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I would find it fun to be Scorpion or Sub-Zero from the Mortal Kombat series.

40)   2 May 2008 04:22
Highbrow
Paperboy
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008

Surprised it took as long as it did to get to Gordon Freeman.

Could I have Master Chief's suit and be someone else, inside it? Ryu Hayabusa maybe? That's probably breaking the rules, isn't it.

41)   2 May 2008 07:08
Namewithheld
Paperboy
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I'd want to be the Pirate guy from Sid Meir's, Pirates!

Cause he's just so dashing and handsome and swordfighty!

Another character...hmm...

Morte, from Planescape: Torment. Cuase then I could drive people barmy just by wiggling my forehead and making facial gestures. <clacks teeth> Also I'd get it on with aaaaall the undead ladies.

Also the fact that I'm a floating, talking skull with a great sense of humor...well, I don't see a downside!

42)   2 May 2008 07:29
The Franco
Beat Writer
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I would be the G-Man. Screw doing actually work, I would totally be a transdimensional middleman located in the lowest point in the uncanny valley. Don't forget the power to manipulate time and space, especially when my "client" makes the wrong decision, or when it's advantageous to be nightmare fuel.

Either that or the shopkeep from Links Awakening. Why the fuck didn't the other villagers get pissed off at his retarded shop that only sold three overpriced items, and nominate him to be the one that woke up the Wind Fish. If every boss gave link a reasonable hard time, yet the shopkeep could blast away his health in one blast, that means that the shopkeep is the most powerful being on the island. I guess I'll never understand...

43)   2 May 2008 07:41
Copter400
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MMORPG quest-giver. I'd really corner the market on lizard heads or whatever.

44)   2 May 2008 07:54
MaxRaine
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Copter400:
MMORPG quest-giver. I'd really corner the market on lizard heads or whatever.

"Here there be [Lizard head]s, fresh [Lizard head]s, only a silver each! Buy two and get a [Scorpid tail] for free!" =P

I take back my Altaïr idea. I want to be Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate. That way I can be sarcastic and make pop-culture references all day long =D

45)   2 May 2008 08:01
otterbeans
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I'd rather like to be a pokemon trainer. I'm horribly generic like that, but who wouldn't like to be freed from public schooling at the age of ten to raise monsters?

46)   2 May 2008 08:12
PsychoJosh
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Zelda because damn I'd love to be a hot princess with clean, shaved armpits.

I'm not joking here either.

User was banned for: I review you. Yeah, you.. (365 days)
47)   2 May 2008 08:21
GrimRox
Copy Clerk
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Frank West, then I can live my dream of zombie apocalypse related killing rampages! That would be fun....

48)   2 May 2008 08:28
stompy
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Possum-Man:
I'd be a generic NPC. That way I could be in almost every game.

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

49)   2 May 2008 08:37
IndieRocker
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Altair, quite and reserved but can climb anything and murders like its going out of fashion

50)   2 May 2008 11:10
SimpleReally
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I'd be the protagonist of any of the GTA games, talk about freedom

alternatively, Orlandu from final fantasy tactics, just mentioning my name makes enemies flinch in terror from my overpowered game-breaking awesomeness

51)   2 May 2008 11:21
Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
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Sephiroth.

do i need to explain? he just wins.

52)   2 May 2008 11:40
Awkward Turtle
Paperboy
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Navi from OoT.
The possibilities are ENDLESS!

HEY!
LISTEN!
HEY!
LISTEN!...

53)   2 May 2008 13:56
Fatalis67
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stompy:

Possum-Man:
I'd be a generic NPC. That way I could be in almost every game.

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

It's all about the aussie marine

54)   2 May 2008 14:25
Highbrow
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stompy:

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

You wouldn't be one of Halo 3's marines voiced by the Firefly cast?

I get a little shiver everytime one of them takes down a Covenant shouting "Piece of go-sa!"

55)   2 May 2008 15:52
Asehujiko
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Gordon Freeman or Chell. Even better, a combination of the two. Opening a portal above somebody's head and shooting a cinder brick through it = win.

56)   2 May 2008 16:02
ashleyrallen
Anonymous Source
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Nomad the main charater in crysis

57)   2 May 2008 16:21
Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
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I would be my avatar, my name would be Ferdinand Vizral and I would be a professional gentleman theif, who lives in the South of France.

58)   2 May 2008 16:48
Frank Lucas Jr.
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Hm......Ryu Hayabusa, I mean, he's a Ninja! A bad-ass Ninja that dismembers people with insane moves....that says enough

59)   2 May 2008 16:58
Wormthong
Paperboy
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id be serious sam...

60)   2 May 2008 17:03
Projekt Spartan
Copy Clerk
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Desmond, from Assassins creed. Sure, he may have done nothing in the first game, but I have a feeling they have big plans for him in the sequel...

61)   2 May 2008 17:03
Projekt Spartan
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Oops double post

62)   2 May 2008 17:21
CommanderCool
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A Slig. Beating Mudokon slaves looks fun indeed.

63)   2 May 2008 17:40
vun
Copy Clerk
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Captain Price from CoD4.
His 'stache alone wipes out all competition, with a cigar to top it off.

64)   2 May 2008 17:59
Thedarkestofsouls
Paperboy
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Revan, from Star Wars, KOTOR. I mean, I get to be a dark lord of the Sith, and keep my devilish handsomeness.

65)   2 May 2008 18:16
babyblues
Copy Clerk
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Garrett from Thief.

66)   2 May 2008 18:16
Russian_Assassin
Paperboy
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Definitely Agent 47. Just walk in wearing my (Totaly Fucking Sweet) suit, kill some bastrads and walk out like a gentleman!

67)   2 May 2008 18:17
darthzack79
Paperboy
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Joined: 31 Mar 2008

Boba Fett because, frankly, who wouldn't want to be the galaxy's most feared bounty hunter?

68)   2 May 2008 18:32
exoneuk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 60
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The King Of All Cosmos!

Hey, why not?

"Cousin Allegro Vincente Amakasan! What were you doing on Earth? Riding on a gigantic Turtle, eating stir fry? I don't know what you're talking about..."

69)   4 May 2008 23:23
meatloaf231
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Wormthong:
id be serious sam...

HELL YES

70)   4 May 2008 23:43
nilcypher
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Probably Guybrush Threepwood. Like him, I'm amusing but awkward.

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