Topic Index
Funniest moments in gaming

Username:Password:
Log In
 (Pages: 1, 2, 3)
leirbag
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

What are the moments that made you laugh the most in any game? Mine have to be almost every one of the Sam and Max games, especially the moment when Sam reads the Banang bottle until he falls over in Chariots of the Dogs, and pretty much every cutscene from that old shooter Armed and Dangerous. Also, every classic Lucasarts adventure game probably had at least a few very funny moments. Giants: Citizen Kabuto, an overlooked gem of a game, was a very funny game as well.

More recently, I've had quite a few chuckles by tackling people in Assassin's Creed for no reason at all, especially preachers in mid-sentence.

Bailey666
BANNED
Posts: 30
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

I got some laughs when you slap the beggers, "He's trying to kill me".

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park. (Permanent)
hailmagus
Copy Clerk
Posts: 108
Joined: 17 Jan 2008

probably jonh cleese in "jade empire". he doesn't even say anything that funny, but it's still somewhat cool for him to play an "easterner" in a game. (the joke is that they're already east... whatever) anyway, good stuff. "you savages probably don't even know how to grow a proper mustache to save your life!"

Di
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 1 May 2008

HL2; Ep2

Eli Vance: "Can you blame an old man for wanting grandchildren?"

versino
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 1 May 2008

i'd say almost all the way through portal, but the last boss fight in it was very good and very funny.

Sylocat
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 526
Joined: 13 Nov 2007

I know there's already way too much GLaDOS fandom here, but just about everything she says leaves me in stitches, so I have to mention it.

I think my favorite line is after you complete that one level that she told you was the training course for military androids:

You have done well, android. The Enrichment Center once more reminds you that 'android hell' is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

MaxRaine
Paperboy
Posts: 34
Joined: 1 May 2008

The most fun I've ever had while gaming must be when me and my friends played our own variant of Skate and Destroy where we were supposed to hurt our character in the funniest way possible =D

The most rewarding stunt was to throw yourself towards a streetlight and then letting go of the board and managing to grab the light instead, making the character flipping out completely with rag doll spasms and also boosting the damage you had taken to ridiculous amounts xD

My stunt is still the winner after throwing myself to a ramp, bouncing off with mild spasms, then grabbing a streetlight while in the air stretching my arms to twice the body length and then had some sort of convulsions similar to electrocuting the brain or something xD I think we laughed for like an hour or so =D

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6360
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Saint's Row: Evil cars+woman running after being poked with a knife=LOL.

Omnidum
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 628
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

The second you start the questchain given by Mad Lord Lucious in Hellgate: London.

MRMIdAS2k
Muckraker
Posts: 292
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

MaxRaine:
The most fun I've ever had while gaming must be when me and my friends played our own variant of Skate and Destroy where we were supposed to hurt our character in the funniest way possible =D

The most rewarding stunt was to throw yourself towards a streetlight and then letting go of the board and managing to grab the light instead, making the character flipping out completely with rag doll spasms and also boosting the damage you had taken to ridiculous amounts xD

My stunt is still the winner after throwing myself to a ramp, bouncing off with mild spasms, then grabbing a streetlight while in the air stretching my arms to twice the body length and then had some sort of convulsions similar to electrocuting the brain or something xD I think we laughed for like an hour or so =D

There was a bail mode in the first Dave Mirra game for the PS1.

Our favourite was getting hit by the train and steering the flying BMXer into a pool.

Di
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 1 May 2008

Some guy in Star Wars Galaxies was running around in pink hawtpants, a bandolier, a rebel ace pilot helmet, and was wielding a stunstick, and ran up behind people so it looked like it was shoved up thier ass, and said "Please remove yourself from my stick.". The sad part is, he used to be my rp Jedi Master.

He would also get behind people and use the /cheer animation repeatedly and very quickly, making it look like he was humping them.

Also, one of my in-game friends was attending an RP party, got 'drunk', commanded people to go upstairs in five minutes, and then he went up there. When we went up there, his avatar was completely unequipped, and he kept saying "I lost my pants. That must mean I need some lovin'. C'MERE, *guild leader name*!!!"

Zzar
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 2 May 2008

Di:
Some guy in Star Wars Galaxies was running around in pink hawtpants, a bandolier, a rebel ace pilot helmet, and was wielding a stunstick, and ran up behind people so it looked like it was shoved up thier ass, and said "Please remove yourself from my stick.". The sad part is, he used to be my rp Jedi Master.

He would also get behind people and use the /cheer animation repeatedly and very quickly, making it look like he was humping them.

Ahm.. Had to register just for this.. that fellas name happen to be Romeo? :)

second only to The One
Copy Clerk
Posts: 91
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

all my really funny moments were in halo... 1? i cant remember if 2 was included. i never laughed in 3 :|

anyways, yea my best moment in halo1 was when i was playing campaign with a friend on Two Betrayals level (with the banshees). i had previously been killing him on purpose with my banshee. then i would hit a wall REALLY high up and he would spawn and fall to his death immediately after. then we decided to actually continue. so i spawned onto a ledge where we were supposed to fly to and fight the flood. then i wondered whether knocking all the banshees off the ledge would spawn more so we both preceded to knock all the banshees off the ledge. well the last one was caught on the edge so i threw a plasma on it. it was a delayed plasma (happens randomly) and at that moment my friend didnt see me throw it and he thought it would be a good idea to take the banshee and get revenge on me from earlier. so he flew off, a sizzling grenade still attached to his means for revenge. he turns the banshee around to kill me. our talk to each other at this time was "bye-bye" and then "bye-bye" and his banshee exploded before he could kill me. long story, but the best moment ive had in a game in a long time.

also playing the 2D worms games for the PC always have good laughs

bermyduck
Beat Writer
Posts: 225
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Me and a few buddies have failed to complete co-op Halo 2 on legendary for about a year and a half now, cuz whenever any of us actually get together to play it is impossible to beat any levels because we're too busy killing each other, particularly at the most in opportune times, or shooting the NPCs, or tank surfing. Either way, it leads all of us to be dying of laughter on the floor, while my one serious friend is always shouting, "JESUS CHRIST!!! COMEON!!! CAN'T WE JUST DO THIS ONCE WITHOUT DICKING AROUND!!!"

second only to The One
Copy Clerk
Posts: 91
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

yea the ppl that i play with on any "serious" games either could fukin care less about actually accomplishing something or are way too serious

flamedance58
Copy Clerk
Posts: 59
Joined: 2 May 2008

I got several moments to share so here we go:

1. When I finally up and quit Gunbound, I was in my last battle and I was in that tank that shoots missiles and my last attack was setting up my special attack and just blasting it full power across the screen. The funny part was when it went all the way across the screen to blast someone full in the face. Thus rewarding me with a damage hit of around 190+ and an award for doing so..oh and both teams shouting out "Holy shit!"

2. Getting peeved off at Prince of Persia puzzles and time-power tricks after failing to do them after a dozen tries, but then on a final go at it while being pissed off managing to pull it out perfectly.

3. Scoring a head shot with the Redeemer in the ol' versions of Unreal.

4. Freezing and KOing a players 40 levels higher than me in iRO and getting away before he could slice me a new one.

5. Getting the highest kills be blindly racing around the map in the fastest vehicle.

6. Watching anyone play Guitar Hero and likewise games.

7. Having a friend tank me in the epic level dungeons in iRO, then finding out that the reason he was walking in funny patterns was because he was HIGH!

exoneuk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 74
Joined: 1 May 2008

Playing We Love Katamari on Co-op mode: BEST. THING. EVER.

Kill me for this (and sod ya if you do :P) but Singstar replays in squeaky high voices, especially when you go off key (Me singing Gwen Stefani: What You Waiting For? for example. Much hilarity!)

Phantom6
Copy Clerk
Posts: 81
Joined: 31 Dec 2007

"All your base are belong to us."

"Do a barrel roll!"

Enough said.

Jumplion
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2301
Joined: 10 Mar 2008

I was playing Oblivion with a friend, and he pursuaded me to get a horse. I stole one and ran away. After a while of running i bumped into a wild wolf who was attacking my horse. I got off and started attacking the wolf, when my blade slipped and accidentaly hit the horse.

Well, the horse couldn't understand that i was its friend, so it started attacking me. I triedc to kill it but it wouldn't die! So i ran. I jumped off a high cliff and stopped running. I turned around to see if the horse was still chasing me and NEEEEIIIGGGGHHHH!! the horse fell right on top of me!!

Me and my friends were laughing so hard i fell off my gaming chair.

Generic Redshirt
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 11 Apr 2008

The only laugh out laugh out loud moments I can think of in a game were during Timesplitters:FP

I particularly Lol'd at the this our enemy bit where they show a picture of Cortez as the Mr universe

Oh also the monkey island games, as there really the only point and click lucas arts Ive played. The singing pirate barber shop, trio(?) are still nocking around my harddrive somewhere rhyming away.

x434343
Press Junketeer
Posts: 382
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Team Fortress 2 today, where I was like"I wanna pleh!" and the servers were like "NO WAY!" and I got pissed and watched Jurassic Park 3 and tried again and it said "Oh-KAY!" and let me pleh except my mic wouldn't work.

Fucking free weekend.

"Let's go play Team Fortress n00b!"

Erana
Press Junketeer
Posts: 389
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Sam and Max was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw that title.
Cloud in a dress in ff7.
Portal.
Cortana yelling at the MC.
In pokemon, the little boy that walks up to you randomly and says, "Hi. I like shorts."
Too many things to count from the MGS series.
I also adore Quest for Glory, if you couldn't tell.

MindBullets
Copy Clerk
Posts: 118
Joined: 5 Apr 2008

My little brother was watching me play Half Life 2 Ep1, and one of the rebels with me randomly says, without any provocation, "Sometimes . . . . I dream about cheese."

We had no idea that this was in the game and we weren't expecting them to say anything interesting out of combat. That's what made it so hilarious at the time.

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2421
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

in Metal gear solid when you blow something up.

"What was that noise" *looks at hole in the wall*

*walks away*

WhiteFangofWar
Beat Writer
Posts: 142
Joined: 11 Jan 2008

-In SSBM, we found that in Classic mode both Giant Donkey Kong and Giant Luigi always immediatley walk off the stage the moment the fight starts, even on Very Hard mode.

-Another SSBM moment, where my dad feigned interest in our multiplayer antics, asking which character each person was. I say that my brother is 'Orlandu Bloom' (Link), and that I was 'The two-dimensional black guy' (Mr. G&W). My friend follows up with some tough-guy line from Samuel L. Jackson. Funny thing was, I was just trying to think of a simple way to describe Mr. G&W, not referring to token black characters in Hollywood movies at all.

Froce
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

CoD 4 Online. Jumping out of a window and landing on an enemy's head without them noticing. FREE HEADSHOT!!!

Kukakkau
Beat Writer
Posts: 134
Joined: 9 Feb 2008

CoD4 attacking a sniper. i tripped a claymore on my way up the stairs but just after the clicking sound me and the sniper tried to knife each other. we both missed so i knife charged into his room and he knife charged out the room into his own claymore.

MaxRaine
Paperboy
Posts: 34
Joined: 1 May 2008

Fire Daemon:
in Metal gear solid when you blow something up.

"What was that noise" *looks at hole in the wall*

*walks away*

"Probably just some rats..."

NPC guards in stealth games aren't always the brightest persons alive =D

gameking218
Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

I'll have to seconded the notion of Portal and the finale fight with GLaDoS.

I'll also have to say that playing Oblivion I beat the Thives guild and Dark Brotherhood quest lines before the actual main storyline and had only gone to jail once, so my Infamey was around 2000. After beating the main storyline, everyone loved me so much that it didn't matter that I was a thiveing, murdering, blood sucking vampiere, but I could run from gaurds after a mass murder and come back to open arms and free food.

Also in Oblivion, there is a Dark Brotherhood quest where you have to clear out a house of 5 people who think their trying to find a tresuare cheast and you have to systamaticly kill them and you get a bonus for being undetected by the others. Well, I did it the boring way, stalking and dispatching each member, but I had saved before it because I thought it was a little fun. I was bored so I took my dagger and stabed an ugly women in the middle of the room. No one noticed, and where honestly surprised to learn she was dead. Turns out you can just take any weapon and kill everyone in the room while the others watch and no one will relize it was you unless you was magic. Funny every time.

second only to The One
Copy Clerk
Posts: 91
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

its always great to play a guitar hero game, get scared by a solo, randomly hit your guitar and pull it off

Alcari
Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 28 Jan 2008

playing some iteration of Rainbow 6 in coop.
We charge in some door, I turn right, my friend turns left. At the end of the corridor we both spot an enemy, empty our clips and dodge. We both call out "Grenade", then turn to look at with an uh-oh look, as we just realise we tossed nades at each other.

We had to quit the match after that, to much laughter.

Froce
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

Playing CoD4 online and not getting 50 grenades thrown at you. That's one helluva laugh.

StevieC
Paperboy
Posts: 41
Joined: 9 Jan 2008

StarFox 64 on Titania or Macbeth

Falco: I think ya look better in a tank.
Fox: Why don't you come down here, Falco?
Falco: ...
Falco: I'll pass, Fox.

Zylo'sCorruption
Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

In the first SSX whenever you were shoving other racers around the comments they say to you are quite hillarious.
Also in Timesplitters 3- When R-110 gets the personality virus, countless times when charging enemy robots and mowing them down he says "Sorry, was that your face?" and also "Your Momma was a trash compactor" Also from Future Perfect when Jo-Beth kicks Cortez in the balls thinking he was a zombie. lawl.

Game with funniest sayings ever of all time has to be Worms 3D. Worms talking like thugs. Priceless.

FranicalFrazical
Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 5 May 2008

Flying the jetpack off a cliff-face while tanks and police car fall to their deaths in GTA San And also my Voldo voice for Soul Caliber when he runs.

 (Pages: 1, 2, 3)
Topic Index

Reply to Thread

You must be logged in to post.
Username:  
Password:  
  

Not registered? Sign up for a free account!