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Post your favorite videogame one liners. Here I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

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I'm sure there was a thread like this already somewhere... oh well. :|

"Well, since that makes you my new boss, take a good look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to write a letter." - JC Denton (Desu Ex)

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Xwii360:
Post your favorite videogame one liners. Here I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

What I was thinking.

Either way, any Duke Nukem quote is awe inspiring.

Strafe Mcgee
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"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

thebobmaster
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"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Wormthong
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hahaha youll never beat me (any random game wich has a final boss)

Echolocating
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Xwii360:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

I thought Rowdy Roddy Piper said that in They Live.

Fudj
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Fuck You!! - Jackie Estacardo - The Darkness

Just at random points in the game

Cur10s1ty
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"The things I kill, stay dead" - Assassin - Diablo II Lord of Destruction.
After kiling Blood Raven, who once was a great commander, died, and got resurrected, only to get killed by you at the very begnning of the game. So far a once great captain ^__^

solid_snake
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I don't care what you're doing so much as that idiotic way you're doing it. Or: Escape from a world of illusions... Hmph... I wonder which is better. both by the best video game character. or "Is he trying to fight us" Assassin's creed a quote from any guard after you've killed all his friends (alright the quote sucks but it's so bloody annoying and ironic).

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"The only thing I can assure you of, Arcturus, is that without my help, you'll be the Emperor of your own little eight by eight cell for the rest of your life."

"I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point... I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. "

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"I'll see you in hell, liquid." (pause). "That takes care of the cremation".

Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid.

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Echolocating:

Xwii360:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

I thought Rowdy Roddy Piper said that in They Live.

RRP said it first, but most of Duke's lines are take offs.

TheNecroswanson
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"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death" I usually hear that just before dropping someone.

TerribleTerryTate
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'I've seen French school girls shoot better!' - Medal of Honour.

aquana
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Let's mosey! - FF7
Aaaand anything by Guybrush Threepwood, really.

Le' Moog
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"here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you."

I look back on that now and remember that game gave me nightmares. I hate my childhood self

RedSigma
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"I'm FALLINGGGGGGGGgggggg.....!"

- Random enemy falling off a building in Minority Report.

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THIS POST HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!

Calobi
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sirdanrhodes:
THIS POST HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!

Greatest quote ever.

"It's dangerous to go out alone. Here, take this."

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Thinking back, pretty much every line out of the Resident Evil games is pure comedy gold. I loved the games, but the voice acting often made me sex piss; in a perfectly normal way of course.

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