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mace5087
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i have to say Portal had to be the easiest game i have ever played i beat it in about 2 hours.
Also calld of Duty 3 was suprisingly easy so i thought that COD4 would be easy but i ended up getting kill 1000 times

ElArabDeMagnifico
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mace5087:
i have to say Portal had to be the easiest game i have ever played i beat it in about 2 hours.
Also calld of Duty 3 was suprisingly easy so i thought that COD4 would be easy but i ended up getting kill 1000 times

That is kinda vague, on Easy difficulty in CoD4 you could beat it in just two hours.

number2301
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Canis Canem Edit / Bully depending on what it was called in your country. Very short, no real challenge but still pretty fun :)

RoThgar
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no-one else think bioshock was the easiest game ever... seeing as you cannot fail... u actually cant die in any of the levels apart from the last boss, who is piss easy neway. even then it just reverts to the auto save that was just b4 the fight.

billy-j
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Gun- finished in two days on and off

KotOR- good game but it was a complete cakewalk

AngryMan
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probably p0rtal. Fun, certainly, but not really all that taxing for me...

Librarian Mike
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Final Fantasy 10, up until you fight Seymour on the mountain and then it's "OH MY GOD!"

Sihdhartha
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I'd have to go with Fable. Especially considering the hype & how much I was looking forward to that game.

Anarchemitis
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Tic-Tac-Toe.
Necromancer Maximus Strikes again!

nilcypher
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mace5087:
i have to say Portal had to be the easiest game i have ever played i beat it in about 2 hours.

I think everyone beat Portal in two hours. It might have something to do with the fact that it's two hours long.

Kehan Wann
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the van helsing game. it took only about 2 hours to beat.

errorfied
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Kirby's Dreamland for the original gameboy.

You didn't even need to bother with the levels if you didn't want, you could just fly over it all.

UpInSmoke
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did you guys play Gun on the default difficulty? I started on the hardest setting, and I remember being challenged at several parts.

Asymptote Angel
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Play Kharkov as the Russians in Battlefield 1942 on single player. I set all the AI settings up to maximum for the AI Germans--I think the highest difficulty was called "impossible," but I might be wrong since it's been a while. So theoretically, I was fighting an enemy team that was impossible to beat. I sat on a hill at our spawn point for the entire game while the AI soldiers bungled their way across the map, their aiming protocols pathetic. We still won. The difficulty was at max, and I sat on my ass the whole time.

Also, I've never been particularly challenged by a Kingdom Hearts or Star Wars Battlefront game. Symphony of the Night was pretty easy too, but that's forgivable since it's so good.

juandonde
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I would have to say the easiest game I have ever played on a max difficulty setting was Enter The Matrix. 5 seconds to regenerate your health and "bullet time" you can take out anyone in melee with the same combo's over and over again. Killing enemies with guns is as easy as turn on bullet time lock on use gun (doesn't matter what gun just use it), next target. Since you really can't kill agents you just run and the AI is so stupid they won't be able to chase you for long. In fact the only "hard" parts of the game where the boss fights and thats only because they turn off health regeneration (bullet time meter still regens after 5 seconds). And the last level, bitch please you make your ship move forward and you will bounce of walls and stalactites until you reach the end. Steering not required and this is not an exaggeration.

Hardest game would have to be milk toast. You play with by gathering a bunch of your straight guy friends and each of you has a picture of your favorite fetching lass to imagine your self knocking boots with. You place a piece of toast on a small (or large) dinner plate. Then all the participants gather around in a circle around the toast. Now look at the picture pretend no one else is watching and whack away. Aim what comes out at the toast the last one to finish eats the toast. It's harder than it looks.

Sackwak
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Uncharted: Drakes Fortune

I beat it on normal in 9 hours. Taking my time, not rushing through it or anything.
Thank god i rented it not bought it

Asehujiko
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Clive Barker's Jericho.

If you don't count the random deaths by cultists spawning in your face and detonating before you can see anything all you have to do is stand still, snipe everything with a head and grenade everything without.

Olivia75
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Loom. Even on hard. But it was still an awesome game.

Drugar
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errorfied:
Kirby's Dreamland for the original gameboy.

You didn't even need to bother with the levels if you didn't want, you could just fly over it all.

Another vote for Kirby. I got that game when I was ten-ish, finished it that same evening on my first playthrough. For a moment I thought I was actually a gaming-god, but it turns out the game's just easy as my mom finished it a week later.

rabidmidget
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either tony hawk games or mario kart. in tony hawk all i do is as soon as im airbourne i smash the controls until i reach the ground and still manage a huge score. Mario karts easy because it takes almost no skill to take out a cpu.

Hey Joe
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Bully

Good God that was easy.

empty_other
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Oblivion (pre-expansion), no contest. Unfortunately.

crusha_aa
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Sackwak:
Uncharted: Drakes Fortune

I beat it on normal in 9 hours. Taking my time, not rushing through it or anything.
Thank god i rented it not bought it

I played it on normal first time through, it wasnt that difficult. It was a lot more challenging on hard though, so i wouldnt say its an easy game.

Ratchet and Clank:TOD is the easiest for me, its actually the one thing i didnt like about the game. Your pretty much invincible on the second playthrough.

PurpleRain
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Oblivion, King Kong, Fable, Gears Of War. Take your pick.

I would say Gun but I never finished it. Damn last boss!

Rob Sharona
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davidrools:
Katamari (all of them). You know they're for kids.

I have to say I don't agree. If you stick at any of the Katamari's for 100% completion they are very, very tough, and if you compete for high scores online there is an almost insane amount of challenge.

I also don't think they're aimed at kids. Obviously kids will like it because it's bright and quirky, but it's got a very surreal, anarchic humour about that kids just won't get. It's like Spongebob Squarepants. Obviously kids love it, but anyone older can appreciate it on a level that kids just can't.

Back on point....

As much as I love my DS, I would say I am nearly always disappointed by how easy the games are.

dday4you
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halo 3. completed in a day

Frybird
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Jade Empire, with it's instant 6-Million-Dollar-Man-Jump-behind-the-Opponent, combat was never really a problem.

Also Portal, wich is sadly a bit uneven. Yes, it's kind of okay that the main game is easy, but then the challenges are insanely hard. However, the last chapter of the game had a nice difficulty to it.
But that said, Nebacular Drop is much, much easier.

Also, strangely, Puzzle Quest got very easy a few hours into the game (after the first hours were pretty painstaking), even if the AI still cheats.

goater24
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easy games that were good, destroy all humans, mercenaries, twisted metal series and crackdown were all killer titles, a joy to play but hella quick to finish

bunkymag
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This one stumped me a bit.. Kirby's Dreamland above was tempting..

Having thought about it though I nominate Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. I found myself taking absurd amounts of time just to keep my party at decent, non-ridiculous levels and keep some fun in it.

Talk about a contrast with the original..

Copter400
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Anarchemitis:

Nugoo:
You Have to Burn the Rope.

The games on that site are as much fun as Portal.

Well, before I played that game, the easiest game I ever played was this Rugrats game for the PS1, which I'm fairly certain experienced chaps like yourselves could do in under an hour.

Martenzo
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Hmm... I think my easiest ever has been Red Alert 2. It's just impossible for the AI to last against a massed tank attack. Or a massed airstrike

laikenf
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I think the easiest game I've played was Guerrilla War on the NES.

Cicero1357
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Xenogears for the PS1

None of the enemies were overly hard, and for the ones that posed any challenge, Omegasols brought everyone back to full HP and EP.

Kovash86
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Pokemon red, easy as hell, tedious as hell too.

Vortigar
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Okay, now You Have to Burn the Rope is the easiest game I ever played too.

Before that it was the Rayearth rpg for the SNES. You get enough money to buy every weapon in every shop as soon as you enter without having to sell anything, your mana is refreshed at the beginning of each battle. I didn't need any potions, rarely needed to heal anyone and you can kill the end-boss with the 'extra' character you get alone... I never stopped to grind some level ups or anything either.

That was an absolutely stupidly funny game to play.

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