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Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 5 May 2008 | |
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PROBATION  Posts: 2449 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Um, yeah, the smurfs had a game already.... User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2218 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | If they did the Se7en Smurfs thing it'd be good. |
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PROBATION Posts: 2449 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | That would be FUCKING AWESOME! User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1184 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | Well I always thought Oregon Trail sucked because I couldn't go two turns without getting tuberculosis every time, and breaking my axles, and having to kill my oxen to survive... the list goes on. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 109 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | And yet there was a Smurf game. Give me a minute to rummage around the Atari game box... Ah, there it is: "Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle" for the Colecovision, which is odd that I'd find it in the Atari box. Odder still is that we never had a Colecovision, but this is neither the time nor place to be contemplating this conundrum. Obviously, I have never actually played this game, what with not possessing the system and all, but I have seen video, and, well, this is right up there with E.T. for the Atari 2600, which I sadly also have (plus a working 2600 to boot). To round out my list of worst things that could be made into games... this is difficult to say... Garfield. I know, Garfield remains today the most popular comic strip on the planet, but his time has passed. I still read it on the rare occasions when Paws Inc decides to bring out a new compilation book, but it's really going through the motions at this point. The wit, the charm, the spark, they're all gone, and game-wise, nothing good has ever come of it. Come to think of it, that last sentence verbatim could easily be applied to "The Simpsons". Okay, so I lied when I said Garfield would round out my list, because the Simpsons dovetailed so beautifully into it. Instead, this which occurred to me while typing up there will round out my list: games having anything to do with fast food franchises, possibly expanding to any sort of corporate mascot game. McKids for the NES, Sneak King for the PC, Cool Spot... okay, that wasn't too terrible, but the first two... do I really need to say anything more than the title of the first two? Alright, I know ADEN_ADES was looking for games that would be bad if they were made into games, and I prattled off one that already were. I'm still proud of my list, even if it does show a keen lack of imagination on my part and more of a total useless trivia recall. My point is: I honestly and truly don't care. Oh, and if memory serves me correctly (total useless trivia recall), the Smurf game did indeed feature the odd "one chick smurf" who I want to call Smurfette and I also want to say there were eventually other female Smurfs (shouldn't it be "Smurves"?) but no one ever cared about them. I realize I could research that kind of thing, but it's midnight, and that would require effort on my part, so instead, I'm just going to stop typing now. |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 659 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | the wiggles video game or telletubbies or any other kiddies show ever made in the history of the planet earth except the ones from soviet russia Morning kids, i am not going to say good because that will make it better than every other morning and in soviet russia everything is equal. And Nathaniel let your shirt wear you, you no wear shirt!! |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 60 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | I think Aquaman would make a terrible video game. |
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PROBATION Posts: 2449 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Soviet Russian Games FTW! I would love to see some games that played me, instead of vice versa... User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Infamous Scribbler Posts: 659 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | i could work something out. hello last years hot history teacher. hello game design notepad |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 121 Joined: 12 Feb 2008 | I would like a smurf game as long as the geeky girl smurf was in it. The worst in my mind, though, has to be a Nursing Home game. Instead of training dogs and cats, or ponies; you train old people. That's the worst thing that could be made into a game. ::shivers:: |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 185 Joined: 25 Nov 2007 | "Billy Burton and the Leaky Bedpan" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2218 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Limmerick challenge. And no Nantucket. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 64 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | There are so many disastrous video game ideas out there. Unfortunately, every time someone brings up a horrible idea, a game developer somewhere (and Uwe Boll... inevitably Uwe Boll is on hand) says "brilliant, let's make it!" For some really horrible ones, though? "Frank Miller's SPCA" Meh, I think that's enough horror for now. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1184 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | Hey sign me up for Resident Emu >_> that sounds awesome... |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1668 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | The adventures of Ultrajoe in the supermarket. Uwe Boll: Career mode only. Menopause the game. Office job. Alien versus Predator: diplomacy. Parking attendant the musical the game. Guitar hero; Bass edition (sorry, couldn't resist) Barbarian joe and the hemorrhoid. |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 73 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 | 1.A new Pheonix Wright game........based on The Accused. 2.Back to the Future, played from the p.o.v of the terrorists who want their plutonium back (You can unlock Chuck Berry's cousin, Marvin) 3.A cross between Singstar & Guitar Hero called News Reader, (activating star power goes live to Downing Street) 4.Wiifit: Side Alley Whore 5.Resident Neutral |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1847 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | A directing game, where you are Uwe Boll, and you have to make a movie, just like he would... yeh yeh, I'll go sit in a corner now... |
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Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | ironing |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 530 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Battlefield 3: Cold War.... Or MOH, or any other patriotic American genre. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 217 Joined: 12 Oct 2007 | An Alfred Hitchcock game, specifically The Birds. Don't know if it's been done before, but it just seems like it would be Resident Evil with one enemy. Rear Window, on the other hand, would freakin' rule. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 165 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | A Bum Fight Manager...or an FPS of the A-Team...latter might sound great until you realise that you always shoot rifles, but never kill anyone (except faceless goons in exploding cars)... |
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PROBATION  Posts: 756 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Citizen Kane...unless you made it an interactive adventure. Oh! Naked Lunch...'nuff said. User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 15 Apr 2008 | A game that is based on the TV show "Deal or No Deal". A game based on a tv-show based on complete random chance. That would be like rolling a dice, only much more boring and anoing. Oh, wait a minute. |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 612 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 |
Super Flash Bros did that already. It was a pretty fun little minigame to play while waiting for Decline 2 to load haha. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 63 Joined: 26 Apr 2008 | Big Brother Online. Ugh. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 99 Joined: 9 May 2008 | Madden Towel Manager 2009 |
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Brand Manager  Posts: 452 Joined: 8 Oct 2007 | I'm not sure if a Twilight Zone game would be really fricken bad or over the top amazing! |
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BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | There was some game on one of the Colecovisions that was about an American predidential debate. That is the worst game ever. User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
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Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | How about a video game that mimics real life? For instance, you could go shopping at the grocery store and have to deal with a barrage of incoming calls from the wife telling you what else she thought of since you left the house three minutes ago. It would be a challenge to get through an aisle without the phone ringing suddenly. Than you get to go into bonus rounds where you go home and she nags you about all the things you forgot. Than as a added feature, she withholds sex for a month because you forgot to buy paper towels. Like real life, this is a game you could never win. There would be a health bar, which you could never fill because theres no way to stop your wife from slowly killing you from the inside out. Maybe the sequel could be taking your kids to the store while your wife sleeps with your best friend. Brilliant! |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 99 Joined: 9 May 2008 |
I think this is called GTA IV. If they all weren't criminals in that game, there'd be a level where you did your taxes. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 187 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Anywhere where you make the exact same game, ever so slightly tweak the graphics, change the year number and call it a new game. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1013 Joined: 4 May 2008 | How's this for an idea: Red Rings of Death Interactive! |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 381 Joined: 24 Oct 2007 | How about a Barbarella game. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 24 Jan 2008 | Corrupted cursor sprite. And no cure *shrugs* |
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Personally to personal and honest the worst thing that could ever be created into a game is well, the........ i dont really like saying this (but i do) the "SMURFS"
It would mostly be competing over the odly numbered "ONE" chick smurf.
And the slow realization that the guy chasing after you will soon capture you because you are very "TINY AND BLUE".
Thank YOU.