tehb0ll0x:
Sims 3: Scientology Edition. You play as Xenu.

I can see it now.

Put all your sims in an airplane in a volcano and then nuke it all!!

Eh, I'm sure people have done meaner things to the sims before.

Internet Forum Tycoon:
Start a topic and see how many replies you can get.
Don't forget to add emoticons and hyperlinks to create your own ultimate topic!

Super Banana Adventure Deluxe:
You start out as an ordinary banana growing on a tree.
You finish as an ordinary banana skin rotting in a trash can.

Curb Your Enthusiasm The Video Game:
You try to put yourself in humorous situations but always fail miserably.

Dangerous Assignment 2: Assigned to Danger

Voyage of the Titanic
Age of Empires, Pompeii Edition
Don't drop the soap! Life as a Prison Bitch.
Extreme Advertising
Custom Menu Bar
Snail Racing
Dodo, fight against Extinction
Beach erosion

Playing as Hillary Clinton trying to convince people she's not communist

zachbob2:
Playing as Hillary Clinton trying to convince people she's not communist

While working against idiots like you.

Jack Thompson Saves the World!

Play as Jack Thompson in a mystical fantasy land using your twin weapons of Fallacy and Hypocrisy to quell the evil tyrants General Fact and Lord Reason. Be careful not to stumble into the real world, though, or you might accept the fact that you're completely insane.

Oh and all Achievements and High Score if you commit suicide within the first 30 seconds.
Wait, that would make it the best video game ever...

Beating testicals with hammers. Tap x repeatedly to stay conscious. NOW WITH ONLINE!

Fight For Your Right To (Join A Political) Party.

The name says it all.

Also maybe some sort of game were there is an Italian plumber... maybe mario is his name, yeah, and to kill his enemies he just jumps on there head, and fights a turtle...................... oh wait..... yeah (get it)

3rd World Farmer!

wait a minute...

http://www.3rdworldfarmer.com/

saw this in the 'most additive games' thread.

Your mum.

had to say it....Please don't kill me.

Extreeeeeeeeme cosplay: Man Faye edition.

I'd buy Resident Emu...
Yeah, right up there with Beach Erosion and Snail Racing
But that game with the Italian plumber sounds a bit far-fetched...

Cyberius:
assembly line the video game, you do the same motion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... you get it...

Oh, you mean WoW?
*ba-dum tscch!*

*gives poleboy a cookie for saying what we were all thinking*

poleboy:

Cyberius:
assembly line the video game, you do the same motion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... you get it...

Oh, you mean WoW?
*ba-dum tscch!*

*high-fives*

Game developer: The game.

"Strange Brew: The Movie: The Game"
"Amazing Accounting Adventures"

"Escape from Paris Hilton's Head"

It would use the same engine as 'Escape from the Empty Room'.

Spoiled Celebrity's Assistant the Game:
A game where you go on millions of timed pointless quests to satisfy a big name celebrity who never appreciates you.

Game play includes:

Fetching bagels, bottled water, caviar, and whatever else they get the craving for.
Keeping the paparazzi at bay.
Scheduling meetings with agents, publicists, expensive salons, and lawyers.
Get designer drugs for lavish party.
Cleaning up after their lavish parties.
Bribing guests to keep quite about indiscretions committed during those lavish parties.
Look after purse dog when it is not being used as an accessory.
Listen to celebrity whine about problems.
Talk celebrity out of committing suicide because "nobody understands them" (optional).

hamster mk 4:
Spoiled Celebrity's Assistant the Game:
A game where you go on millions of timed pointless quests to satisfy a big name celebrity who never appreciates you.

Game play includes:

Fetching bagels, bottled water, caviar, and whatever else they get the craving for.
Keeping the paparazzi at bay.
Scheduling meetings with agents, publicists, expensive salons, and lawyers.
Get designer drugs for lavish party.
Cleaning up after their lavish parties.
Bribing guests to keep quite about indiscretions committed during those lavish parties.
Look after purse dog when it is not being used as an accessory.
Listen to celebrity whine about problems.
Talk celebrity out of committing suicide because "nobody understands them" (optional).

Okay, um...that one actually sounds kind of fun. Better than most of the games on Popcap, anyway.

Now that, sir, is the truth.

Johnn Johnston:
"Escape from Paris Hilton's Head"

It would use the same engine as 'Escape from the Empty Room'.

Except with no walls.

poleboy:

Cyberius:
assembly line the video game, you do the same motion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... you get it...

Oh, you mean WoW?
*ba-dum tscch!*

Well said lol.

Murphy's Law: The Game.

Everything you try to do fails. The entire process is an exercise in futility. The game is a hostile entity that hates you personally and will continually strive to make your life torture.

Could also be Sim Sim, where you are a helpless sim trying to survive despite the asshole user's attempts to delete your bathrooms and set your shit on fire.

Mmmm... lessee.

If memory serves the smurfs have had several games, or at least a couple for the SNES. This information may be faulty though, I haven't looked at those Nintendo Power back issues in forever.

Regarding Aquaman...depends. The old tights-wearing Aquaman, or the new "I have a hook for a hand and I can give you a lethal seizure because you evolved from marine life and retain some of the important brain bits" Aquaman? Because the new version could be badass.

There are so many great ideas for horrible games here already that I'm not sure if I can think of one to add (my mind is still actively rejecting Ann Coulter's Bikini Beach Volleyball)...The Snorks, perhaps? No, I think they had a SNES game too...

Well damn. All I can think of is a game called "Sewage Master" where you have to document different types of feces and other waste. The enemies are animated waste product given life via toxic runoff!

wait...crap Godzilla did it already.

Heh, I forgot about this thing for an hour or so and suddenly there are three pages.

And Sim Sim, with slight modification, sounds like a great idea for a survival horror game.

my little ponies.

actually it might turn into a hardcore blockbuster game.

National Smelling Contest 2: Mouth Invasion

Compete against other people around the world in a virtual smelling competition! Now with online capabilities and tasting competitions, too!

It's basically the image of a blindfold over the screen with an input box at the bottom asking what it is your character is smelling or tasting.