Beat Writer Posts: 212 Joined: 21 May 2008 | |
Copy Clerk Posts: 54 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 |
Hahahahaha |
Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | I love it:D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1855 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | Captain Price stabbed ten really bad dudes with a rifle bullet. On two seperate occasions. One of them was in 'Nam. |
Muckraker Posts: 250 Joined: 29 May 2008 | Repeated from the Price age thread, plus some more: In the average room there are 4713 things Captain Price could kill you with, including the room itself. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Captain Price lives in England. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Captain Price. How many Captain Price's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Captain Price kills in the dark. |
Beat Writer Posts: 127 Joined: 29 Apr 2008 | Captain Price is such a cold blooded killer that he no longer shows up on infrared scanners. Captain Price's moustache can filter out all known chemical and biological agents, as well as allow him to survive in the vacume of space. Sound cancellation technology was developed by observing Captain Price kill with a knife. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2794 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Chuck Norris and Captain Price got into a fight. We now call it the Big Bang. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 382 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | Captain Price craps baddies for him to stab. |
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What are some Captain price facts?
for example
1) Once, someone tried to tell Captain Price a "knock knock" joke. Captain Price found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned Nazi's were.
2)Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Captain Price see the glass as a deadly weapon
3)Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Captain Price's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
4)Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Captain Price would meanwhile do something important
5) There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Captain Price's right hand and Captain Price's left hand
Other's?
(P.S, YES these are taken from other 'Facts')