Let's see...
Navi: with a flyswatter
Nero: I'd cut him in half with Yamato... in front of Kyrie
Frankie and Kitty from Psychonauts: you don't know how bad I wanted to stomp on their brains before returning their brain jars empty.
Jester from Overlord: toss his ass in the forge.
Also, Carmen from GTA4: I even tried, but when I took her to a dark alleyway and shot her repeatedly in the head, she just got pissed and said she'd find her own way home.

I'd kill the nerdy girls from bully, just cause they annoy me. I'd spill blood in their mouth until they get HIV, and eventually aids then laugh at them.. and watch them die.

salamifart:
I'd kill the nerdy girls from bully, just cause they annoy me. I'd spill blood in their mouth until they get HIV, and eventually aids then laugh at them.. and watch them die.

Ew.

I'm actually shocked no one has mentioned Lance Vance yet. (And that it took me two posts.) The Man has ALWAYS been screwing up in one way or another, constantly needing bailing out of those screwups, alway whines when he feels like he's not being treated fairly, and eventually betrays you.

That was the most satisfying kill in a GTA game for a good long while. Then Dmitri came along and upped the stakes in two missions. Considering I actually LIKED Dmitri puts his need to be murdered over Lance's.

Master chief

Because i truly love him.

I am as big a fan of the Halo trilogy as they come...

But they should let him slip quietly into the past, he came, he saw, he conquered, he outsold everything and pissed people off.

so i want to kill him now, right now before he is flogged to death, let him become a passed legend, not some flogged horse like mario or poor sonic... i do this in love not hate.

(that said, i'm surprised there isn't more chief killing out of spite on this thread.)

Also, Every blood angels captain other than Gabriel Angelos, bring him back dammit!

Navi. I'd tape her mouth and nose shut.

'Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!'SHUTTHEFUCKUPALREADY

Khell_Sennet:
If I only had one pick, it would be Gordon Freeman, in the Citadel, with the Crowbar.

Also wouldn't mind killing Tingle/Tinkle, whatever that map-selling green fuquit is called (Zelda series). Probably tie hundreds of balloons around his neck until it's enough to hang him.
The king from Katamari and Laura Croft rate pretty high too.

I'd like to see you try to kill Gordon. Not even Chuck Norris is up to the task.

Well, I was going to mention a character from Oblivion, but then I remembered how many characters I want to kill but can't... the list is way too long.

Garrett, from theif, for just sort of forgetting how to fight in theif: deadly shadows. As punnishment, I'd force him to fight six highly trained swords men at once. Let's see you get out of that one, you worthless idiot.

ooh, where to begin... lets start with the most obvious ones

1. Duke nukem, because his new game is never going to come out and I'm tired of hearing about it!
2. I'm not even going to start on Mario, everyone else that has an account here has him covered
3. Dias Flac from star ocean 2, because he is portrayed as this godlike warrior throughout the entire first disk and when he finally joins your team (if he joins your team) he's so freaking weak that your better off with freaking furry lover Noel!
4. Mayor from A.W. days of ruin, because for a nameless sub character he sure suffers from a horrible case of Doushe...itis?
5. Every list has to have a five
6. The lawn gnome from half live 2 ep.2 (I named him Rodger). That little rocket man caused me so much pain and suffering on the road to those 30 gamerpoints that I really was wanting to put a bullet in his head by the end of it. (the car parts were the worst).
7. Anyone that has evered appeared in a final fantasy game... 'nuff said
8. Kate from GTA 4, yeah I said it. I could'nt stand her
9. Team _____ grunt from pokemon, They're everywhere!
10. Dracula from castlevania (pick one... any one) because he NEVER EVER DIES!

Jumplion:
Hey, i say wait until Sonic Unleashed comes out, it might be the heart transplant the little furball needs.

I'd probably kill Mario, he's being milked so dry that his bones are disapating.

I don't know about killing Mario. Me, I'd kill Peach. That way, she can't be kidnapped (unless bowser plans on stealing her corpse) and Mario wouldn't have to make any more games.

lazaruslordoftime:

fix-the-spade:
Sonic the Hedgehog.

The plucky little blue bugger's been on life support for so long now. I'd just switch him off in a quiet dignified manner...

I agree, you put it so perfectly. Sonic was good but now, his franchise is dying. It's the same reason I put Mario up there. HIs franchise is dying as well.

Well, the latest game in the main Mario franchise was critically considered as the best yet and sold very well... I don't see how that constitutes a franchise "dying". If you're speaking of the spin-off games, well, they can usually just be ignored...

Khell_Sennet:
Also wouldn't mind killing Tingle/Tinkle, whatever that map-selling green fuquit is called (Zelda series). Probably tie hundreds of balloons around his neck until it's enough to hang him.

Wow... I have created that exact situation in Garry's Mod!

Except in Garry's Mod, you can make the balloons have enough vertical force so that only two of them are needed to hang Tingle...

Actually, you can get characters from many well-known video games and "kill" them in Garry's Mod. Posters in this thread should try it out!

ouch... i would have to say the one video game character i would love to kill is...............................................................................................................Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time because SHE WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! IMK TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE BUT NO SHE HAS TO KEEP TALKING

I kill Mario in the parlor with the lead pipe. nuff said

Master Cheif. So I can prove to people that he isn't that great.

Well theres a few of course

Navi
Master Chief
Talim from Soul Calibur (Far to optimistic and "cute" for my tast)
Sora from KH fame...actually most of the characters from the game i'd kill...despite being a bit of a fan
Amuro Ray, from any Gundam game that has him. I know he's from the Anime, but he annoyed the piss out of me there as well
Lastly...That damn dog from Duck Hunt

I signed up just to say this: What are you guys, ten? The ultimate 'Character I want to kill...' in the history of gaming is... The fucking dog from Duck Hunt. Why has no-one mentioned that smug little bastard? That's one dog no-one will cry about when he gets taken behind the barn.

Jeeprhyme:
I signed up just to say this: What are you guys, ten? The ultimate 'Character I want to kill...' in the history of gaming is... The fucking dog from Duck Hunt. Why has no-one mentioned that smug little bastard? That's one dog no-one will cry about when he gets taken behind the barn.

...I just did...did you read all the posts?

Anna Navarre or Gunther Hermann

The opportunity to utter a killphrase would be too awesome to pass up.

The entire cast of FF XII because they murdered the great series with that game. With Bahamut's Mega Flare from FF VII to show them that the actual summon could kick a sky fortresses ass.

Metalix Knightmare:
I'm actually shocked no one has mentioned Lance Vance yet. (And that it took me two posts.) The Man has ALWAYS been screwing up in one way or another, constantly needing bailing out of those screwups, alway whines when he feels like he's not being treated fairly, and eventually betrays you.

That was the most satisfying kill in a GTA game for a good long while. Then Dmitri came along and upped the stakes in two missions. Considering I actually LIKED Dmitri puts his need to be murdered over Lance's.

I really can't agree more, Lance Vance was a truly annoying character.

You in Bioshock...

VTSK:

Garrett, from theif, for just sort of forgetting how to fight in theif: deadly shadows. As punnishment, I'd force him to fight six highly trained swords men at once. Let's see you get out of that one, you worthless idiot.

Oi! No! Garret gets left alone! He's a thief not a fighter. It's right there on the box if you missed it. Garret's not supposed to fight unless he absolutely has to.

VTSK:
Well, I was going to mention a character from Oblivion, but then I remembered how many characters I want to kill but can't... the list is way too long.

Garrett, from theif, for just sort of forgetting how to fight in theif: deadly shadows. As punnishment, I'd force him to fight six highly trained swords men at once. Let's see you get out of that one, you worthless idiot.

the good thing about oblivion is u can kill most people on pc version. or at least delete them lol. but if u need them somehow then when ur done just hit them and make them runaway.

Metalix Knightmare:
I'm actually shocked no one has mentioned Lance Vance yet. (And that it took me two posts.) The Man has ALWAYS been screwing up in one way or another, constantly needing bailing out of those screwups, alway whines when he feels like he's not being treated fairly, and eventually betrays you.

That was the most satisfying kill in a GTA game for a good long while. Then Dmitri came along and upped the stakes in two missions. Considering I actually LIKED Dmitri puts his need to be murdered over Lance's.

no.no.no! i havent played gta IV yet but there can't be a more anoying character than lance vance and the fact that he's in vice city stories alot is even worse. i know u play as his brother but still having him around my character in a gta game after playing vice city is very painful cuz i know how much of a dick he is besides just being annoying. thankfully u do kill him. and i got pc version so i get trainer and use inf. health and kill him with chainsaw then load last save game and do it with every way i can think of. lol. i havent taken his head off yet for some reason. i'm gonna try that too. sonny was kinda annoying too. i'm being chased by cops and cell phone rings and i answer to get rid of noise and he starts givin me shit about his money. wanted to reach through the phone and rip his tongue out. or just punch him at least. o i get to do to him what i get to do to lance too. mercedes gave everybody some but wouldnt offer tommy any. and all the prostitues in vice city for being totally ugly and for getting in my car only at night and when they got in they wanted only a few spots that didnt make sense where they would do tommy. like the beach. so they just sit in car taking my $$$ while i drive around looking for her spot. those bitches deserve to die so i kill them whether they do they're job right or not.

edit- holy shit this post has gotta be a record for length. for me anyway.

I would want to kill the duck hunt dog and master chief, in fact i'd want to go back in time and kill master chief so the halo series wouldn't have been made and FPS games would be so much better now!

I would kill anything that's trying to kill me with whatever is most effective like I usually do.

ok, ok, in all seriousness I really want to murder Navi with a gravity gun and some very heavy object.

Brucie from GTA4, I'd have to stab him in the face until the knife was blunt to be honest. I hate him.

Also: I don't think you can really put in characters that you do kill in the game, i.e Lance Vance, yes you could say you wanted to kill him, but I think this is more about character's you would've liked to have killed (though i could be wrong).

Maybe mario, because video game journalists keep saying he's the greatest video game character ever, when characters like Solid Snake are much more appealing.

Ultrajoe:
Master chief

Because i truly love him.

I am as big a fan of the Halo trilogy as they come...

But they should let him slip quietly into the past, he came, he saw, he conquered, he outsold everything and pissed people off.

so i want to kill him now, right now before he is flogged to death, let him become a passed legend, not some flogged horse like mario or poor sonic... i do this in love not hate.

I could not agree more, though I don't think he should die, per say. I think Masterchief himself should be kept alive, and the Halo games be simply left alone. We need to let John slumber eternally in the cryochamber we left him in. If that happens, he will become legend, a mythical, godlike warrior in our fondest memories (by "our," I of course mean the memory of those of us who like Halo.) He will be known as the immortal champion of the human race, the last and greatest Spartan.

EDIT: I would also be okay with this: After a very long time of being a geat memory, we see a trailer for a game and we dont know what it is. We see flashes of horrid scenes and hear the anguished screams of people who are dying badly. Later on down the road, we see the same trailer again, only at the end, it blacks out and we hear Cortana's voice saying "John. John, wake up" followed slowly by Masterchief's voice saying "What's wrong? What do I need to do?" Then, the angelic quoir sings and we see the Halo logo and the number 4. This would lead into one (just one) final, huge Halo game that leaves us astonished at what we just experienced. Then, Masterchief would return agian to cryosleep, to once again become a legendary memory.

Badabinski:
Navi. Really, that's all I can say about it.

Hey! Link! Hey! Listen! Link! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Link!

Arbiter for ruining Halo 2.

Or Gordon Freeman for fucking with my head with the flashlight takes away running but then not in episode 2 but where did he change the suit WTF?!

Mario. I'd have my cat kill him and here's how: My cat Gabbie has a monkey plushie she likes to kick the crap out of. I'd somehow make Mario the same size as the plushie, then I'd hold him up to Gabbie and say "Do you want your monkey?" This will cause her to growl. Then, I drop Mario and she will catch him in her very sharp claws, bite and tare at his face while kicking him in the groin with her hind claws, reducing Mario to a bloody mess. And, if he survives the assault I'd wait and let infection set in.

Ally McCoist, commentator on the FIFA Football games-he annoys the hell out of me, I'd kill him by shoving his microphone down his throat

If not him then probably Dr. Breen from HL2...evil git, I'd stick him in Ravenholm with his hands tied behind his back.

G man(Is that what his name is?) from Half-life 2 for stopping me from playing the game for his monologues.

hmm master chief. id take a lockdown missile from starcraft,shoot him with it, so he cant move, then toss him in the center of the earth.

ehh G-Man also, i mean i like the guy, but jus tell us what your here for damnit
id interrupt his monologue in the begining HL2 snap his neck, then mess with Freemans mind lol