FURY_007:
hmm master chief. id take a lockdown missile from starcraft,shoot him with it, so he cant move, then toss him in the center of the earth.

Fine make it quick.

woops sorry

Jowy Atriedes from Suikoden 2. Yes, Jowy, I'd quite like to SPEAK FOR MYSELF occasionally. Oh, and you've killed one of the people who could clearly stop this war? And you decide to run of to the other side and act like a knob-end for the rest of the time? You wet little fart. BEGONE!

And he would be pummelled to death with the Hero's Tonfa. BRUTALLY. In the head. And the arse.

VTSK:
I'd like to see you try to kill Gordon. Not even Chuck Norris is up to the task.

Of course Chuck Norris isn't up to the task. He's a washed up aging kickboxer who's 15 minutes of fame was wasted on martial arts B-Movies, and was lucky enough for a resurgence due to internet fads but got too full of himself and now leads a cult following that believes in him having super powers. A petty thief with a holdout pistol could best Chuck any day.

Now Jean Cretien, THERE'S a guy who could easily take on Freeman. Not fond of the gimp-faced former PM, always though he was a real dick, but he does kick some ass in the literal sense. No CIA guard for OUR leader, twice he's been attacked by the public, twice beat the shit out of them for it. Some biatch pied him once so he decked her but good. Think the other guy spit on him to earn his asswhooping.

Khell_Sennet:

VTSK:
I'd like to see you try to kill Gordon. Not even Chuck Norris is up to the task.

Of course Chuck Norris isn't up to the task. He's a washed up aging kickboxer who's 15 minutes of fame was wasted on martial arts B-Movies, and was lucky enough for a resurgence due to internet fads but got too full of himself and now leads a cult following that believes in him having super powers. A petty thief with a holdout pistol could best Chuck any day.

Now Jean Cretien, THERE'S a guy who could easily take on Freeman. Not fond of the gimp-faced former PM, always though he was a real dick, but he does kick some ass in the literal sense. No CIA guard for OUR leader, twice he's been attacked by the public, twice beat the shit out of them for it. Some biatch pied him once so he decked her but good. Think the other guy spit on him to earn his asswhooping.

Yes but a proof is a proof a proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it is because it is proven.

The beggars in Assassins creed its just to tempting to remove them, but if you do....
and Kirby in SSBB/M with the stupid "Hiii..." does my nut in!

Every single escort quest character in Morrowind and its expansions for being the most suicidal allies I've EVER seen in a game. At least Oblivion let you say sorry when you'd hit them a time too many. In Morrowind, I always had to have a long-range 'bolt' of healing to keep an idio... ally in tip-top shape.

Suffice to say I always saved first and gratuitously murdered them once they got there (after another save).

Travis and his buddy the Butcher from SH Origins. I'd love to see Pyramid Head tear them a new one with his great knife. Travis because he's as charismatic as wet cardboard and the Butcher for being a blatant ripoff.

Having realized that my list was way too long, I have cut it down to only the one I want to kill the most, Little Rocket Man

He caused me so much pain that I asked myself extremely frequently rather or not the gamerpoints were actually worth the effort of dragging that little gnome all the way through HL2 ep.2 (which it was)

Metalix Knightmare:

Then you have Seymour from FFX. One of the all time CREEPIEST characters characters in a Final Fantasy game. His attraction to Yuna (Who is underage I must add) is not helping matters.

It's worth noting that you do get to kill Seymour three times.

Who would I kill?
Niko Belic from GTA4-Hypocritical twit that he is, he deserves it.
Every FPS character in a f*cking suit of f*cking armor besides Samus and the Chief
The new Bionic Commando
and Superman

Actually, I would certainly love to witness the Master Chief get hit multiple times on that shiny helmet of his, by none other than Gordon Freeman. After that, I wouldn't mind if the predator could drop in and take the skull of the chief as a trophy, and maybe share a drink or two with Gordon.

He needs it.

cainx10a:
Actually, I would certainly love to witness the Master Chief get hit multiple time on that shiny helmet of this, by none other than Gordon Freeman. After that, I wouldn't mind the predator to drop in and that the skull of the chief as a trophy, and maybe share a drink or two with Gordon.
He needs it.

You really think its shiny?Thanks you shouldn't have.

rayman 101:
Maybe mario, because video game journalists keep saying he's the greatest video game character ever, when characters like Solid Snake are much more appealing.

I think that when journalist refer to Mario as "the greatest... ever" they aren't referring to his character (which is pretty much just a simple stereotype), but to his franchise (which is easily the best-selling and most well-known in video game history).

shatnershaman:
Or Gordon Freeman for fucking with my head with the flashlight takes away running but then not in episode 2 but where did he change the suit WTF?!

In the the developer commentary for Episode Two, a Valve employee explains exactly why and how Gordon's suit was changed, actually.

Samuel71:
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shatnershaman:
Or Gordon Freeman for fucking with my head with the flashlight takes away running but then not in episode 2 but where did he change the suit WTF?!

In the the developer commentary for Episode Two, a Valve employee explains exactly why and how Gordon's suit was changed, actually.

I heard that it was to stop frustration in the running from the bug part but there wasn't a "How" just a shut the fuck up its our game.

There are alot 2 of the most recent

The Scientist(whos name I can never remember) from Assassins Creed
"lie down Mr. Miles, get up Mr. Miles, blow me Mr. Miles"

And that one-eyed ass kisser Jhon Chandros from Bladestorm
"Even though you just demolised the entire french army in one glorious charge I will now insult you, eat a bonner!"

I used to have this great picture of Luigi holding his head in pain while Princess Daisy prattled on in the background with, "Hi I'm Daisy!" over and over. It accurately describes how I felt while playing Mario Kart: Double Dash.

I would kill Daisy by super gluing her lips shut.

shatnershaman:

Samuel71:
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shatnershaman:
Or Gordon Freeman for fucking with my head with the flashlight takes away running but then not in episode 2 but where did he change the suit WTF?!

In the the developer commentary for Episode Two, a Valve employee explains exactly why and how Gordon's suit was changed, actually.

I heard that it was to stop frustration in the running from the bug part but there wasn't a "How" just a shut the fuck up its our game.

There was a "how", just not much of one. The commenter stated that the separation of the flashlight power supply from the main power supply was caused by suit damage during the train crash.

The ginger afro from SSX tricky.

TrevorOfCrete:
The ginger afro from SSX tricky.

NO! Not Eddie! He was one of the best characters from SSX Tricky.

JD (or something) was a smug bastard, though, so he deserves to die.

I think if I really had the opportunity to do it any way I want. I would kill ALL of the sims due to their annoyingness. How you ask? By putting all the player characters from the GTA series on the street and giving them each body armor and a shotgun and say, "You have 24 hours, have fun."

All Pokemon species bar the first 251. With a Winchester. They're running out of ideas, so now's when the really retarded types come out. May as well shoot their retarded trainers too.

off topic i would kill MC hammer to show that i could touch him
on topic i would murder that creepy girl in psychonuats who gets kidnapped by Linda,Just for making me do that crappy underwater level. with a spoon made entirely of molten lead then throw her charred remains into the center of the earth

Fucking Yorda from ICO, i'd beat her to death with a stick.

modern day mario with the blast from an ion cannon because he's a pansy now days

type_zero:
And Albert Wesker, cause he's such a basterd.

Seconded. Seriously, do you need any other explanation? Oh, and BTW, it's 'bastard.'

My pick is Lisa Trevor, from Resident Evil. I know you can kill her in Umbrella Chronicles, but the game's shit, she's all...modified. And I'm not gonna fork out the dough for it. Anti-Tank rocket. Need I say more?

shatnershaman:
G man(Is that what his name is?) from Half-life 2 for stopping me from playing the game for his monologues.

Friend, you die tonight.

Edit: Every Nazi (in video games). They've been waaaaaaaay too overdown. I'd put them out of their misery.

Master Cheif so the games would have stopped when they were good...
Copy and paste doesn't work anymore Bungie :-/

The clown from Twisted Metal...

Microsoft... Woops sorry, that's not a game character >.<

ok first of all, i dont know why a few people (if not one) said slippy but everyone else decided to go with megaman. sure hes been getting pretty bad over the years but try to think of it as another franchise. its basically not even a megaman game with the RPG style and everything to it.

A certain short Italian Plumber, and how i don't hear you cry. I would lock him in a room with hundreds of man-eating turtles and make sure the ceiling was too low so he could not jump on them.

All those cross-dressing gay boys from Final Fantasy. I would light them all on fire....

uberpwner93:
Master Cheif. So I can prove to people that he isn't that great.

Samus Aran for the same reason, and for the fan service Zero suit (perhaps I should put a jihad on the developers for that).

The Will Smith look alike from resident evil 2.

I would kill Dalton from Army of Two, he is an overpowered ass.

Programmed_For_Damage:

uberpwner93:
Master Cheif. So I can prove to people that he isn't that great.

Samus Aran for the same reason, and for the fan service Zero suit (perhaps I should put a jihad on the developers for that).

First of all Master Cheif RULES and Metroid Prime # is an awesome game SCREW YOU BOTH!!!

metroid prime 3 (my mistake)