i was a sniper on COD4 multiplayer (as always) when i realised i was in their spawn point. It was on Downpour so i was guillied up. the ENTIRE team walked right past me. And i mean RIGHT past. They could have knifed me from the distance they spawned at. Anyway it was really funny at the time cus these guys where like 20 ranks higher than me. 5 really easy kills.

Also on COD4 when the doors opening really slowly and its like "cant you make it go faster" then the techy guy goes "you can push it it it makes you feel better"

Murray the Skull.

Call of Duty 2 - escaping from that town in Africa. You steal an armoured car, and at first it doesn't move.

Captain Price: Drive! Drive!
Private Davis: I can't, sir! The controls are all in bloody German!
Captain Price: Look, it's not hard! Press down on the pedal and turn the wheel in the direction you want to go!
Private Davis: Oh, THANK YOU, sir. I could NEVER have figured that out on my own.

HK-47 will always be the icon for me

You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you."
―HK-47 to Revan[

"Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still..."
"I survive. Somehow."
"Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

And the best thing

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
―HK-47[src]

I love HK-47 now. I'm so getting KOTOR 3.

When my mate got rocketed in halo 3, and spawned in time to see his weapon he used b4 land into him

Everyone was like WHY DONT WE HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA

In the entrance of Nova Prospekt in Half Life 2, the fast zombie jumped at me, but I ducked and he flew like 400 feet to the leech-infested sea below.

i think the GTA games are almost always funny from all the crazy shit that u can do fuking around like yesterday i was runing form the cops along the shore and out of nowhere an suv landed on me. also the talk radio stations are great fuking Lazlo.

HK-47 was so funny in Kotor.

The war song in Sam And Max Season 1. I forget which episode it was (I want to say 5 but not sure) but that song had me in tears.

This little bit from Warcraft 3.

Some Dwarf: ARTHAS! You'll pay for killing Muradin!
Arthas: Get over it.

/owned

The entire game of Portal.

playing crackdown,i was in a battle with the shai gen,when one of them throws a grenade at me,(i was sniping on a rooftop)i go flying off the building,landed in the middle of the street,got ANOTHER grenade thrown at me,went flying yet again(i was dead by this point,so i just wanted to watch my body pirouette through the air.)anyway,after i hit a wall, my corpse bounced off the wall,and landed in the back of a speeding pickup.

Superman 64. I couldn't stop laughing while playing this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur25KP061PE

MRMIdAS2k:
Murray the Skull.

Good God yes. Anything he said was pure gold.

As for my suggestions, I was laughing all the way through Portal. Gotta love GLaDOS.
Also, me and a few friends were playing Multiplayer on Liberty City Stories on PSP a while back, and had all the costumes unlocked. There was an explosion, so I go around the corner to see who died. Seeing a giant chicken trying to outrun a gimp driving a truck through a tight alley has got to be one of the funniest sights ever. Didn't help that the chicken player was at the other end of the table going "Oh crap Oh crap Oh crap Oh crap".

Funniest moment? Was playing CoD4 at one point in an urban map, can't remember which one. Anyways, I was using the sniper kit, and was leading an enemy from the other team going into a building, but I couldn't finish off the shot. Well, the next split second later, I am aiming at a few wooden boards in front of the doorway that he went in, and my dog knocks over a picture frame. The glass shattering spooked me enough that I pulled the trigger, and scored a head shot. The team mates on my team had heard the glass shatter next to me, and all were going "Wtf just happened man? Do that again!"

Makon:
Funniest moment? Was playing CoD4 at one point in an urban map, can't remember which one. Anyways, I was using the sniper kit, and was leading an enemy from the other team going into a building, but I couldn't finish off the shot. Well, the next split second later, I am aiming at a few wooden boards in front of the doorway that he went in, and my dog knocks over a picture frame. The glass shattering spooked me enough that I pulled the trigger, and scored a head shot. The team mates on my team had heard the glass shatter next to me, and all were going "Wtf just happened man? Do that again!"

GOD, I almost fell out of my chair when i read that!

I love the bit in KotOR II when you upload the HK Pacifist Module into him and he becomes nice. Like 'I want to pet fuzzy bunnies' nice.

He says things like "Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children?"

Those words coming from the mouth of a droid with as much malice as he had is infinitely funny. And of course, when you remove it:

"Statement: Master, please, I beg you. Never install anything again without checking it in the diagnostics bay first. That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"

It was pretty funny in Halo 3 when the cast of Firefly were on your team. Especially Sergeant Reynolds:

"Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What do you think that makes us?"

In Halo 2, I once went over a hill in a Ghost and killed a guy whilst doing A BARREL ROLL!
Also knocking the arms off a flood so it can't attack you :).
Yes I'm a Halo nerd :D.
And you can't go wrong with Glukkons in Abe's Oddysee/Exodus. The noise they make when they walk, Loool!

Oooh! And the song at the end of Portal!

In GTA IV, when i randomly shot a guy, and a police officer chased some black guy that was walking right next to it, after that I shot the black guy and the police officer just walked away like nothing happened.

"Heeey! Yellow car!!"

^ Nico Bellic calling a cab when drunk in GTA4

when you use the door glitch on oblivion

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w4cNC6Y4SHY
watch it is so funny

i've had a few classics...
in halo 3, we were playing on valhalla, and losing. when i see it pop up that my mate had been killed. he had been shot by a banshee flying around.
i was at the base sniping at this point, he spawns and without saying anything grabs the rocket pack and jumps in the man cannon.
the banshee was headed straight at him, got to within a few feet and he blew it up with the rocket pack. looked mental from my few... like he had exploded in mid air, Lol!

My other favorite moments has got to be using helicopter rotor blades as weapons in GTA IV. nothing quite as funny as catching some ped with the blades and watching them fly through the air - aside from when i accidently walked off a building, trying to escape some police...and hit the blades of a police chopped that was trying to get to the roof of the building :P

Halo 3 I was playing on live and my cat walks by , she rubbed against me pressing my left index finger into the grenade button actually sticking someone it was pretty funny

When i was on GT4 at a friends house and i drove my stolen car with 2 screaming people in the back right up to Michells house. She got in and pushed both screaming people out "so where are you taking me" she said as these people ran in demented circles at being driven 42 miles to a random house. Was really funny :P

So, me and my brother were playing Halo 3 online, on Valhalla. Big team battle, capture the flag.
We're at our base - him with a sniper rifle, me with the dual SMGs - defending it from a rather aggressive opposition. I'm sat down where the flag is, watching out for intruders to the rear, and he's up on top, sniping things like no tomorrow.
He gets a little bored, and smacks the nearby fusion core into the man cannon - just for something to do, you know. It launches.

About five seconds later, I get this message:
"MyBrother442 splattered GenericHaloPlayer117"

Ever since then, I have launched that fusion core at every opportunity, hoping that someday I'll repeat history.

Also, the long, straight, icy level on Mashed (Polar Wharf, I think) has caused much hilarity for me and my friends.

Anarchemitis:
In the entrance of Nova Prospekt in Half Life 2, the fast zombie jumped at me, but I ducked and he flew like 400 feet to the leech-infested sea below.

I set the gravity to 4000 once he got about 250 feet out...

In HL2 when I first used the super gravity gun
"you know, in a game that prides itself on its physics this sure doesn't make much sense" I said as I tossed a body 3000 feet.

Four-way Sudden Death on Super Smash Brothers Brawl: I'm Ice Climbers, my friend is playing Falcon and the rest are AI. We deal with the AI first, and then turn on each other. After a climatic close-quarter fight, he hits Falcon Punch and I hit 'A'. Just at the Punch kicks into action, my friend takes a screenshot of Falcon, bragging that I was about to be owned.

I blew him off the map.

Didn't stop laughing for fifteen minutes.

I would say a lot of majoras mask, though when you enter icana valley properly and witness the surreal scene that greets you near the music house. It gets even funnier once you know the circumstances of the occupants.

After that highly cerebral laugh out loud moment, i would have to say i found i odd occurrence in assassins creed funny. whilst running round the rooftops, one of my friends(was round his at the time), sneak killed a guard. Completely by accident he knocked him off the roof, upon which point all we could hear and see were gasps and terrified people staring at the fallen ragdolled corpse.

Once, when I was playing one of my friends at Brawl, we decided to pick a random stage and play with all items on (like we usually do). We got Corneria, I was playing Marth, he was Falco. We were both down to one stock, and he was at a pretty high percentage (140 or so). He was camping on the far left edge of the ship, using his shield. I was playing carefully, using whatever items I could get. Eventually, his shield was worn down to almost nothing, and I throw a Mr. Saturn which he shields...breaking it...and causing him to fall just a little bit to the left.

As if that wasn't hilarious enough, he got blasted with the Great Fox' guns as he fell. Now THAT was epic.

Super Gravity Gun. Shoot a soldier, he has a seizure. Now, if he had epilepsy...

Benny, in Thief 1 and 2. Sadly missed from Thief 3, but there you are. I always felt bad about knocking him out. On the other hand, I preferred guilt to having him see me, but still.

I always get a good laugh from the police in GTA San Andreas. (Havent played 4 yet) Anyway most of the time if they are chasing me around, they manage to slaughter themselves. Either police cars knocking each other down some bridges, or police cars running full speed over an officer who is just gonna arrest me...

Another great moment i remember was when i got HOMM3 and i played my first HotSeat with a friend. I somehow managed to click on the wrong spot and my little lvl5 hero ran into an army of Gold Dragons. I was just going to say DAMN when the Gold Dragons decided to join me. That was awesome.

in Battlefield 2142 I set a row of charges in Fall of berlin going across the main row, a little later a walker and a couple soldier started coming. I set off the charges and the soldiers flew a good 200 feet up and lended on the wrecked hull of the walker which then blew up a second time (they do that) sending the bodies flying to the side. 'Twas a sight to behold on such a beautifal Christmas 'morn. Ok it wasn't Christmas it was a couple hours ago but its always christmas during an ice age!