Okay, I know I have a history of posting utter bullshit, but this is different. I swear.

I have an extremely active imagination, and oftern place myself in games next to the main characters where i fight along side them and contribute to the story. For example, i like to think in Half-Life2 ep2 I'm a hardcore fighter that weilds only a 3.57 magnum and is oftern encounted in the game shortly after being thrown across the map by a giant explosion caused by me. Understand the concept yet?

What game would you place yourself in and what would you do? what would you cintribute? and how do you think you would fit into the story?

That's an easy one:

I appear in Nameless JRPG

Lv.1 hero appears from around corner

I stab hero in the chest and dash away cackleing

I appear in Metal Gear Solid 4. I have big boobs and have boob fights with the beauty and beasts

I appear in Metal Gear Solid 4. I have bi-- wait.

Fuck, he stole mine.

Shadow of the Colossus. I'm the one you just couldn't beat. (And if you beat them all, them I'm the secret colossus you probably didn't find)

Im grunt B768 that gets nailed in the face by the Master Chief

I'm in FarCry 2.

See you in Africa.

I'm in your Weighted Companion Cube, planning to stab you.

Edit: I'm also a ghost.

Yeah, I'm Gordon Freeman, 'cept my journey is much shorter, having instantaneously been transported to Black Mesa Easy, because I... sedated Lamarr... With a filing cabinet...
Anyways, due to my awesomeness, most of City 17 is evacuated because the teleporter works great.

I'm in Katamri Damacy, furthering the progress of a prince simply trying to gain his father's approval. It's a stoiry of love, loss, discarded cigar butts, and love.

Anyway, I've always wondered what I would do in a video game.... And I had come to the conclusion that I would be in the Elder Scrolls 4. Travelling alongside the Hero, helping kill, loot and maim. And every now and then, when that annoying bastard arena fanboy comes around, I violently kill him, for my best friend, my true love, the hottest Nord in the world.

"Demon flare!"
"On the blood of our fathers... on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant!"
"Wort wort wort!"

Yeh, guess who I am...

I'm a guard in Oblivion, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

I am the voice in Kefka's head.
I am the grenade that bounces off hostages and back at you.
I am the sniper bullet, that just can't seem to go towards the head.
I am the camera on every 3d sonic game, I am also on lsd as well.
I am the guard that kicks over the box that you are hiding in.
I am the guy in metal gear solid who is always catching some sort of diarrhea, I am also doing it with meryl in MGS4.
I am the gravity that pulled the sword down from the heavens...and through Aries, the stupid cow trying to save the world by kneeling on a rock and not telling anyone about it.
I am the writing on the wall in Bioshock...(Would you kindly)
I am Xerxes, "Can you not feel the glory of the flesh. Do you not yearn to be free of the tyranny of the individual?"
I am the Godlike bots in Unreal Tournament 3. I run into walls, but as soon as you run around the corner I shoot you in the head with a lighting gun.
I am the- "Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine.
I am the extra bag of inventory space in Resident Evil 1-Code Veronica.
I am the voice in GRID telling you that you crashed into another car and have taken damage...3 laps ago.
I am the reason Australia is going to miss out on Fallout 3. (Muahahahaha you surfing piles of skin cancer...and Yathzee.)

[edit] I am ALSO NO LONGER ON PROBATION WOOOOOO!

I am SHODAN

I am the guy in halo, who activates the halo
I am the guy who stabs dragoth ur in the eye with a blunt rusty dagger in morrowind.
Also, I steal the portal gun from chell and use it in other games

And, ladies and gentlemen, I am Zeretul.

I transport myself into Final Fantasy 7 and pimp slap Cloud for being an emo little bitch.

I appear in Metal Gear Solid 4 and bullshit snake for a full 45 minutes. Then I act like a total prick (murdering babies etc) but I still get a totally tragic death scene with my own violin theme and soliloquy.

I am the Gray Jedi who turns solitude into oneness and whimsy into wisdom. My agenda is pleasure, and I always succeed.

I'm the zora in Zelda that offers Link a throat losenge before stealing his hookshot.

"HYAAAHHH!"

Or

That one space pirate in metroid that you didn't quite see.

I'm one of the really shitty easy-to-kill guys that shoots you when you've just finished a big fight and are 1 hit from death.

Im in Starcraft, the only human the Zerg will associate with for some reason. I enter the battlefield wearing no armor, just casual clothing, and direct the flow of the zerg assault.

I am Gordon Frohman, and I constantly f**k over Freeman's work.

I am a LocoRoco, and I am fucking AWESOME. Plus, I can sing.

Theo Samaritan:
I am Gordon Frohman, and I constantly f**k over Freeman's work.

Damn you! how dare yo take mine... Aha! I am the sheriffs badge in the shooting gallery in Bully: SE. If you hit me, power to ya, but if you miss, your screwed for that game.

I am the end user in Manhunt. The creepy businessman that buys the snuff film tape for perverted pleasures.

Worst sniper ever. I completely fail to protect my troops and end up pinned down in a building unable to relocate due to playful snipers taking pot shots at me any time I so much as twitch.

I'm the Red Mage in Final Fantasy. My stats are well-rounded, I have a balanced mix of Black and White magic spells, and have equipped a decent sword and armor. I may not be the best at any one thing, but I can handle pretty much whatever comes my way.

I am G-man.

Yes, I know whats going on. Why would I tell you?

1 : Im that AI that gangs up and kill you and ONLY you in a "free for all" round(SSBB)
2 : Im that one Lurker that you just cant find (Starcraft)
3 : Im that Troll Shaman that uses Big Bad Voodoo right in your base (Warcraft 3)
4 : Im that Nuclear launch laser point you spot three seconds too late (Starcraft)
5 : Im that grenade you tried to throw back three seconds too late (Cod4)
6 : Im that active reload you just missed (Gears)
7 : Im that guy who killed you by spamming blindly from the other side of the map (any FPS)
8 : Im that one worker you just cant find who manages to rebuild an entire base (any RTS)
9 : Im that survivor that runs towards zombies (Dead Rising)
10 : Im that zombie that RUNS towards your survivors (Dead Rising)
11 : Im that Blademaster who takes windwalk at the start of the game (Warcraft 3)
12 : Im that guy who kills you 2 feet before a checkpoint (Cod4, Resident Evil 4)
13 : Im the water that you die if you fall in (Assassins Creed)
14 : Im that grunt that sticks you with a plasma grenade (Halo)
15 : Im that rocket you know youve jumped too early to avoid (Halo)
16 : Im that rocket you realised youve jumped too late to avoid (Halo)
17 : Im the 25 exp you are short of next level (Any RPG)
18 : Im that boss that has priority over all your moves and is immune to throws (Any fighter)
19 : Im that mineral field you didnt realise ran out (Starcraft)
20 : Im that drone you swear you shot before i chainsawed you (Gears)
21 : Im that staged boss fight that ends with an OHKO and a cutscene after 3 rounds(Any JRPG)
22 : Im that gaurd that hit you with a rock (Assassins Creed)
23 : Im that smashball that you only hit twice (SSBB)
24 : Im that heavy armored mercenary with his back to a wall (Army of Two)
25 : Im that landmine you found during the middle of a gunfight (Army of Two)
26 : Im that gaurd you shot in the shoulder instead of the head (MGS 3)
27 : Im the last ten "95%" accuracy shots you missed in a row (Fallout Tactics)
28 : Im that rifleman that keeps shooting you off your horse (Samurai Warriors 2)
29 : Im that fire you die trying to put out (The Sims)
30 : Im that 50 mana spell you need to cast when you only have 49 (Numerous)
31 : Im that important NPC your creature just ate by mistake (Black and White 2)
32 : Im that one piece of the epic level set your missing (Diablo, WoW)
33 : Im that full musou bar you swear you had 3 seconds ago (Samurai / Dynasty Warriors)
34 : Im that crusader that just countered you for the seventh time in a row (Assassins Creed)
35 : Im that sentence you keep hearing over and over again with each respawn (Cod4, Halo)
36 : Im that wall you glued onto outside of cover (Gears)
37 : Im that AI that counters 66% of your moves no matter what you do (Any fighter on hard+)
38 : Im the promotion that just wont come (The Sims)
39 : Im that highscore you just failed by 50 points (Any sports)
40 : Im that irritating NPC you cant kill for lack of an "Attack" option (All MMO/RPG)
41 : Im that cultist who blew sleep gas in your face (Dead Rising)
42 : Im the golden hammer that just happened to spawn right next to the AI (SSBB)
43 : Im that cop you barely nudged into while evading a five star wanted level (GTA)
44 : Im the three last flags you just cant be bothered finding anymore (Assassins Creed)
45 : Im that NPC thats stuck behind a 2mm high defect in the ground polygon (Numerous)
46 : Im that grenade the enemy threw back and killed you with (Cod4)
47 : Im the bubble shield that ran out 2 seconds early (Halo)
48 : Im the landmine that exploded despite 175% traps skill (Fallout)
49 : Im that weapon that just broke in the middle of a boss fight (Certain RPG's)

And Lastly...

50 : Im Otis from Dead Rising

I am the ultimate anti-assassin in assassins creed.

I am the NPC in fallout who refuses to step out of the doorway. Oh, what's that? You think running to the back of the room and will dislodge me? No, it won't, you found the one room in the game that's too small and changing the follow distance won't help. And you know what? Your last save was right before you scraped through that compound by the skin of our teeth.

God damn, Fallout had some annonying bugs. You've got to ask yourself why they didn't implement the "get the deadbeat party member out of the doorway" function in the first one.

I'm the guy in Half Life 2 who is always shouting, "Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman!"

The Irrelevant Gamer:
I'm the guy in Half Life 2 who is always shouting, "Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman!"

I... HATE.... YOU!!!

Although of course I'm being hypocritical as I am the medic who refuses to give you a health pack, despite your health being under 10hp.

I'm the guy without the microphone on the team.