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Poll: Gordon versus the Chief.


Who would win
Chief
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Gordon
63.8% (44)
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fat american
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I have released a plague upon the Escapist and for that I should burn! *spontaneously combusts*

Bulletinmybrain
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fat american:
I have released a plague upon the Escapist and for that I should burn! *spontaneously combusts*

*equips the bloody mess perk, and a fat boy goes into VATS assisted aiming and fat boy's him*

The_root_of_all_evil
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fat american:
I regret making this thread.

Hehehe...get used to it :)

Jack of Hearts
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Think about it for just a second... okay so Gordon Freeman is an MIT grad and chief is cybernetic, which in itself should be a no brainer. Gordon, even if he isn't a superhuman cyborg he is incredibly intelligent and would understand the importance of guerilla tactics against the chief, whch is to say that since chief is part mechanical something as simple as an EMP would, in theory, disable the chief completely because he has what was it near 20 ton armor? Anyway Gordon would find a good hiding spot, plan out the area and method of attack, then strike quickly and efficiently to devastating effect... Actually after he won Gordon would probably pick chief apart, meticulously(did I spell that right?) of course, to find more effective ways to fight spartans... God only knows what would happen should Gordon Freeman encounter the borg!

fat american
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Bulletinmybrain:

fat american:
I have released a plague upon the Escapist and for that I should burn! *spontaneously combusts*

*equips the bloody mess perk, and a fat boy goes into VATS assisted aiming and fat boy's him*

heh, Fat American gets destroyed by Fat Man. Word play is fun.

Stammer
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I think Master Chief would win because he fights like a super-solder. Oh wait, he is one. Gordon would get his human ass handed to him by the Chief. However, I voted Gordon because I'm behind him 100%.

Dcarty745
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WHY THE FUCK DID ALL THESE STUPID ASS THREADS POP UP TONIGHT?!!?!?!
Mods please lock all these dumb threads...

Mr.Pandah
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Really? Gordon, cuz hes cooler. I mean, the guy doesnt even have to talk and he still owns at life. (I know the rules are "not because hes cooler!" but i dont care.)

Bulletinmybrain
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Mr.Pandah:
Really? Gordon, cuz hes cooler. I mean, the guy doesnt even have to talk and he still owns at life. (I know the rules are "not because hes cooler!" but i dont care.)

Or master chief askes for a autograph and then alyx headshots the chief. And then Alyx and Gorden have wild monkey sex while drinking the chiefs blood.

bluemarsman
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Lock all of these threads.

Daemon888
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Yes! I love it... both asstards that stared these moronic poll threads posted that they fully admit they are... complete ASSTARDS! We got 'em! Yipeee. Now repent your ungodly sins to the banhammer and pray fools... pray long and hard.

The Potato Lord
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Hypothetical VG character battles are always EPIC fail, Mainly because it unleashes the inner fanboy we all have for our favored side.

Though, IMO the chief would win, he may not be the better character but he is a better fighter by a long shot. Also I find it a bit strange that everyone assumes the blue grav gun's effect and the energy ball's effect would be the same on the Chief as all the half-life baddies.

qbert4ever
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Bah. To hell with these threads. I'm putting my money on Lobo coming down and beating everyone into paste.

Dance The Revolution
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qbert4ever:
Bah. To hell with these threads. I'm putting my money on Lobo coming down and beating everyone into paste.

I second that.

Dance The Revolution
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The Potato Lord:
Also I find it a bit strange that everyone assumes the blue grav gun's effect and the energy ball's effect would be the same on the Chief as all the half-life baddies.

Why assume that the gun won't work? Why assume anything at all?

Ultrajoe
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Dance The Revolution:

qbert4ever:
Bah. To hell with these threads. I'm putting my money on Lobo coming down and beating everyone into paste.

I second that.

Thrided with glee and joy that someone else has heard of him.

mjhhiv
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I say Gordon wins... As to the specifics, one would only have to look as far as my profile picture :)

x434343
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Freeman. He gets some Vorts, Chief gets Arbiter. Gordon gets One weapon, the Pheropod. Bam. Antlions are fed.

shatnershaman
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x434343:
Freeman. He gets some Vorts, Chief gets Arbiter. Gordon gets One weapon, the Pheropod. Bam. Antlions are fed.

Have you forgot about The UNSC that just blew up their raggedy ass fleet! Ooh-rah!

Fire Daemon
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shatnershaman:

x434343:
Freeman. He gets some Vorts, Chief gets Arbiter. Gordon gets One weapon, the Pheropod. Bam. Antlions are fed.

Have you forgot about The UNSC that just blew up their raggedy ass fleet! Ooh-rah!

Check out your post count. 1337.

shatnershaman
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Fire Daemon:

shatnershaman:

x434343:
Freeman. He gets some Vorts, Chief gets Arbiter. Gordon gets One weapon, the Pheropod. Bam. Antlions are fed.

Have you forgot about The UNSC that just blew up their raggedy ass fleet! Ooh-rah!

Check out your post count. 1337.

I didn't enjoy it for long.

Rob Sharona
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They would look at each other, realise they had been included in the worst poll ever created, then swiftly proceed to blow their own heads off.

mjhhiv
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Rob Sharona:
They would look at each other, realise they had been included in the worst poll ever created, then swiftly proceed to blow their own heads off.

Actually, this isn't the worst poll ever created. (See Master chief versus Master chief)

shatnershaman
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Rob Sharona:
They would look at each other, realise they had been included in the worst poll ever created, then swiftly proceed to blow their own heads off.

Nah I made a worse poll in like my second day called "Do you teabag?" Yes or No.

Anarchemitis
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the monopoly guy:

SargentToughie:

jdog345:
Chuck Norris would win.

...(Slap)

...(headbutt)

...(Curvestomp)

It would be a relatively even battle, cept...

shatnershaman
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Anarchemitis:

It would be a relatively even battle, cept...

You know Chief is the green one on the cover not one of the multiplayer guys.

tucci
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Well, think about this. If Gordan has the bugbait he can call his bug palls and distract master chief as Gordan picks up a conveniently placed explosive barrel and chucks it at 117 spraying his blood and organs everywhere in festive confetti sized bits

shatnershaman
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tucci:
Well, think about this. If Gordan has the bugbait he can call his bug palls and distract master chief as Gordan picks up a conveniently placed explosive barrel and chucks it at 117 spraying his blood and organs everywhere in festive confetti sized bits

Or Chief could just call a strike from one of the orbital MAC guns since he IS in an army.

Daemon888
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Yes! I love it... both asstards that stared these moronic poll threads posted that they fully admit they are... complete ASSTARDS! We got 'em! Yipeee. Now repent your ungodly sins to the banhammer and pray fools... pray long and hard.

Omega 2521
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For me it would go along the lines of "Chief and Freeman take one look at each other, declare a truce, and they then proceed to go around killing every unworthy game protagonist." because you know that Gordon and the Chief together are pretty much unstopable.

This hypothetical scenario is brought to by the fact that I can't decide between my two favorite video game heroes.

On another side note "Gordon and the Chief" has a cool ring to it; Bungie and Valve, are you interested?

Bulletinmybrain
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shatnershaman:

tucci:
Well, think about this. If Gordan has the bugbait he can call his bug palls and distract master chief as Gordan picks up a conveniently placed explosive barrel and chucks it at 117 spraying his blood and organs everywhere in festive confetti sized bits

Or Chief could just call a strike from one of the orbital MAC guns since he IS in an army.

And gordon would be able to survive he would have 20 health left.

shatnershaman
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Omega 2521:

On another side note "Gordon and the Chief" has a cool ring to it; Bungie and Valve, are you interested?

There is Arby and the Chief already.

shatnershaman
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Bulletinmybrain:

And gordon would be able to survive he would have 20 health left.

A freaking Orbital MAC gun? He's wearing a thing rad suit and he has no helmet.

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MAC

Omega 2521
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shatnershaman:

Omega 2521:

On another side note "Gordon and the Chief" has a cool ring to it; Bungie and Valve, are you interested?

There is Arby and the Chief already.

Yea, but thats an internet satire, I'm talking about a game, and it wouldn't necessarily be called that anyway, I was just saying it sounded cool. Besides it was just a joke. (Although I would buy it if it ever did happen)

Fire Daemon
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This arguing about characters is pathetic. Everyone knows that the L block from Tetris would win.

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