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DrunkHandler
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I found this article stumbling around the net and wondered who actually would admit to watching porn over playing wow. How about you guys? Would you rather be caught by your girlfriend or best friend playing WoW or watching porn...

Personally, It's tough either way for me because if the GF catches me doing either, I'm not getting any for weeks.

Bowstring
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...

People like you should be banned from breeding.

SargentToughie
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The Banhammer is coming for you... I can feel it

calsipher
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your mum

juandonde
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Before the hammer strikes I would like to point out that I have run into a friend of mine playing wow while on his second monitor he was watching bible black (a hentai porn).

Blayze
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Personally, It's tough either way for me because if the GF catches me doing either, I'm not getting any for weeks.

Get a better girlfriend.

ElArabDeMagnifico
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Well that kind of makes sense, I mean, not all pornography is frowned upon, so if you vaguely say "I watch porn" then no one will press the subject because what they don't know won't hurt them - and will just assume that you like to watch "regular ol' non-****ed up porno".

-but WoW makes people think "OMG NERD YOU MUST HAVE NO LIFE! NEEEEERD! HAR HAR HAR!"

Blayze:

Personally, It's tough either way for me because if the GF catches me doing either, I'm not getting any for weeks.

Get a better girlfriend.

/dance always saves the day.

laikenf
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My girlfriend found some porn I had on my PC once, we had some of the hotest sex in the following weeks. You'll be surprised at how a lot of girls react to porn (the first thing she said when she found the stash was "why didn't you tell me this before, don't you want to watch some with me?). I hate WoW so can't comment there.

wewontdie11
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In before the hammer hopefully...

I think my friends would be much more ashamed and embarrassed of me if I was playing WoW. Don't know if it's just my friends, but when it comes up we tend to talk about stuff like porn quite openly, but WoW is just a whole different kettle of fish...

SargentToughie
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In the bleak of the night, the banhammer strikes... ridding this thread of it's stupid

Bulletinmybrain
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Non-Fucked up porn is socially accepted.

But if your at the other end of the sprectrem you better keep that shit hid. Unless your girlfreinds into that..

WoW on the other hand is not as socially acceptable as porn.

Johnn Johnston
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I would rather nobody walks in on me.

Victory is mine once more.

Benny Blanco
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There is one horrible 3rd way. WOW porn. You know it exists. You may even have googled it (God save your shrivelled soul) but if anyone walks in on you fapping to it, you can say good bye to any relationship and hello to the sort of social pariah status that makes pederasts look like pillars of the community. Unless your lady's into that too, in which case you can be weird little outcasts together.

It has just occurred to me that the money made from being a Porn King Gold Farmer could be impressive, but I think I'll stick to more socially acceptable ways of making money like contract killing and narcotics...

sunami88
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Wow, he actually just asked that. Dude if your girlfriend freaks out for you having porn she's a pretty small minded person. Or is looking for an excuse not to... y'know. Either way porn is no big deal. It's why my friends and I knock before we go into eachother's bedrooms. Noones ever been caught, but with this system noone will.

I think some of my friends would plan an intervention if they caught me playing WoW.

inb4banhammer...

Sib
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Benny Blanco:
There is one horrible 3rd way. WOW porn. You know it exists. You may even have googled it (God save your shrivelled soul) but if anyone walks in on you fapping to it, you can say good bye to any relationship and hello to the sort of social pariah status that makes pederasts look like pillars of the community. Unless your lady's into that too, in which case you can be weird little outcasts together.

Hooray for outcast buddies, but yeah, Rule34 man. It's inevitable for that rule to happen to everything at some time or another.
This thread gets my seal of hatred.

wilsonscrazybed
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Hey folks, the moderators are here for a reason. We don't need lynch mobs forming any time someone posts something you don't like. Simply report the post and refrain from commenting.

 
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