Let's say there's a big competition being run by the major gaming firms (Bungie, Steam etc.)

And let's say you won 1st place, to get your image put into one game, anywhere. Only a digitized photo of you though.

Where would it be? And which game?

I'm gonna be warped and choose a picture of me on a poster in Lara's bedroom.

My face on... the weighted companion cube!

You know, whenever you're playing Halo, and a guy shoots a rocket dead into your face? Well, the rockets will have my face.

Huh? Strange concept for thread. Personally, I would have liked it in a Metal Gear game. Instead of having some Japanese model, you get me. Nothing sexier than that (Don't be hatin').

A strider from HL. Or any boss from Painkiller (probably that troll with the huge hammer)

If my face is going to be somewhere, it's going to be on the biggest scale I can get.

I want my face to be on the grenade warning sign in CoD4.

A photo of me imitating the goatse.cx picture. In the background of every loading screen.

My face, on the bomb in Halo 2 or 3's Assault gametype. People would mistake me for RvB's "Andy"...*

-- Steve

* though, to brag, I strongly suspect I've already been red-shirted in one of the Halo novels. Title and authour masked to protect, well, me.

My penis with red wings, horns, a beard, eyes that are bloodred, and spews fire instead of jizz, Also a devilishly good looking hat..(No pun intended.)

And that picture will on some plot specfic item that gets taken out every 10 minutes and makes you do a puzzle where the pictures to be seen the whole time. In any game.

Everything would have my face.
Any game.

I'd put my face on Kratos' chest, so every time you smash in a monster, and every time there's some dramatic cutscene with him kicking ass, I'm there, grinning like a madman and winking (.gif).

I would love to have my picture put on some woman's upskirt shot(panties) so all those pedos trying to look up there just get my face(and i sure hope that it isn't as satisfying as what they were looking for D:)

I would take Shodan's face not only to get claim on a amazing game. But also prove to others I could be a perfect immortal machine.

Any game that has a table, pantry, shopping market: my face on the milk carton, in the 'Have you seen this child section'. Nobody pays attention to them in real life, let alone games, but someday, someone I know may pick up one of those games and see the picture, and then milk will spray from their nose. The universe will be complete at that moment.

i want my face as a poster in princess Zelda's room......i know she digs me

I would want my face to be on the front of the trains in the Wells map on Team Fortress 2.

Goldeneye! Instead of the developers' faces on the enemies, it would be mine. That way even if I lose, I win...

G-man!

Prince of Persia. I actually really ressembled him 2 years ago, save for the swords and armor.

I would be a spy mask.

On a gigantic billboard in Mercenarys 2, it would be of me winking and giving a thumbs up.

On any fast-moving object (i.e. Trains in a multi-player map)that is part of the scenery, there would be an animation of me doing a hip-thrust in the direction that the object is traveling. The only thing worse than seeing a bullet train speed towards you is seeing a bullet train speed towards you while a guy does hip-thrusts towards you as well.

I would want my face on Solid Snake's face as an FaceCamo unlocable, you know, cause my life is totally like the crazy shit that happens in the MGS series ;) It would have a random special effect, sometimes making the PMCs go crazy with laughter, sometimes making them cry, sometimes thinking you're a friend, sometimes giving you random items, sometimes not seeing you at all, you know a bunch of crazy stuff.

goldeneye or perfect dark. i'd get joanna into bed, then zero suit samus, then both.

I was going to say "KotOR", but IIRC there -was- a face-mapped guy in KotOR 2 and he looked hilarious. So I'll go for having my face be a cursor, and I'd pull a face whenever you clicked on something.

That Black and White 2 creature you love so much? That Spore creature you so lovingly crafted? My face. The horror.

On all bullets in any game. Normal bullets, though, and not rockets or missiles. No one would notice unless they zoomed way in on a very detailed image of them, but I would know, and game developers would too. It would be great when/if someone noticed and then realized I was everywhere that had guns.

Inside G-man's briefcase.

I'd put my face, hmm..

You know all these HUDs that games have? I'd put a veery small image of myself hidden somewhere.
Or, on the outside of every game's skybox.

Perwer:
Inside G-man's briefcase.

So he wipes his ass with your face....

(There was toilet paper in there, he needs it when he travels through time)

hrmmm... off the top of my head, I think having my face on the end of the thrawmesher in Mass Effect would be pretty funny..

although, I was playing GTAIV, and I found a guy who looks exactly like me.. some fat chinese guy with dark glasses, a brown coat, short greasy black hair and a fuzzy face.

IT WAS GREAT

ElArabDeMagnifico:

Perwer:
Inside G-man's briefcase.

So he wipes his ass with your face....

(There was toilet paper in there, he needs it when he travels through time)

Maybe Perwer just really loves the G-man?

This thread makes me weep for humanity.

You know what would be really good? Having a Sackboy version of you.

i'd actually choose to have my ass on lara crofts..