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Ares Tyr
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They are releasing a Bob Ross "The Joy of Painting" game for the Nintendo DS and Wii... the world just got a little better. I can now stop buying video games also. The best game in history is in development.

Opinions?

Here's proof of this glorious work in progress.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/bob-ross/bob-ross-game-still-on-folks-219920.php

mjhhiv
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Good god. I literally have to play that game, or a body part will fall off of me.

Altorin
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lol.

I really can't think of any other words to describe this news.

vdgmprgrmr
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STALKER: Clear Sky due to release September 6.

You're right, the best game in history is in development, and almost ready to ship.

Eggo
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vdgmprgrmr:
STALKER: Clear Sky due to release September 6.

You're right, the best game in history is in development, and almost ready to ship.

Rossians >>> Russians

Bored Tomatoe
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My god.........the prophet has decended among us with a magical artifact....

jamesc
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i cant tell if you people are being sarcastic and that makes me feel bad...

Ares Tyr
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jamesc:
i cant tell if you people are being sarcastic and that makes me feel bad...

Do you dare speak.... ill of the great Bob Ross? My God, and here I thought we'd destroyed all you non-believers in the great purging of '94.

Seriously, this kinda game is what the DS is made for! And it's got BOB ROSS!!!

Calobi
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jamesc:
i cant tell if you people are being sarcastic and that makes me feel bad...

Don't feel bad, that was actually the main design behind the Internet. Preventing people from knowing that you're mocking them is the one way that early geeks and nerds thought of of preventing wedgies and beatings.

Also, I'm not sure about it. Let me calrify and say it sounds interesting, but drawing and art (meaning paintings, sculpture, etc.) has never really appealed to me due to lack of talents in that area.

ElArabDeMagnifico
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OMFG VIRTUAL HAPPY TREES!

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*fails a stage*

"HAPPY ACCIDENT GET!"

gameking218
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Can we rank up to bigger and bigger afros?

The Iron Ninja
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This is the game Ares Tyr was born to do a review for. I look forward to said review with much enthusiasm sir.

Darth Mobius
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YES! I can't wait to read his review of this game... Hell, I might even BUY A DS so I can play it...

I draw well, but have always sucked at painting, so this could be good...

The Iron Ninja
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Ares Tyr, this is the part where you say "I promise you Darth Mobius and Iron Ninja, I will stop at nothing to review this game when it comes out! *runs off screaming while swinging a sword above his head* nothing!"

Say it!

SimuLord
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Happy trees you can draw whilst lying down in bed. Does the world get any better than that?

The Sorrow
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Jack Thompson facing permanent disbarment.
Hell yeah.

Ares Tyr
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The Iron Ninja:
"I promise you Darth Mobius and Iron Ninja, I will stop at nothing to review this game when it comes out! *runs off screaming while swinging a sword above his head* nothing!"

There, I said it.

The Iron Ninja
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Excellent...

Indigo_Dingo
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Resistance 2 is coming up. You're right, the worlds greatest game is nearly upon us.

Gotham Soul
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Honestly, as far as painting goes I'd just like to stick with Okami, but this doesn't look half bad.

The Iron Ninja
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Indigo_Dingo:
Resistance 2 is coming up. You're right, the worlds greatest game is nearly upon us.

That's the spirit. It's going to be great! not sure what that bit about Resistance 2 has to do with anything though. Maybe it's a typo. Bad Indigo Dingo! No biscut.

Ares Tyr
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The Iron Ninja:

Indigo_Dingo:
Resistance 2 is coming up. You're right, the worlds greatest game is nearly upon us.

That's the spirit. It's going to be great! not sure what that bit about Resistance 2 has to do with anything though. Maybe it's a typo. Bad Indigo Dingo! No biscut.

Alot of people seem to be making that spelling error. It's not hard, guys. "Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting". See, its that easy. Best game ever. EVER!

Painting to the fucking EXTREME!

But in a totally chill way.

Indigo_Dingo
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Is this the guy who got killed by Leonardo Da Vincis mafia on Dilbert?

milomalo
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and know whit your wii mote you poot a happy cloud over the happy sky... ohh what the hell lets put another happy cloud... too bad i sold my wii and i dont like the ds

Ares Tyr
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Indigo_Dingo:
Is this the guy who got killed by Leonardo Da Vincis mafia on Dilbert?

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Last time I checked Bob Ross was the God of Artistic Achievements who could recreate any one of Da Vinci's works in one commercial break with just a single paint brush and color pallet (this includes Da Vinci's sculptures).

Also he once beat up Superman.

Chiasm
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It's a shame my art teacher was never Bob. He really reminds me of the professor from Animal House in that laid back way...

Though how will the game work exactly just drawing on the touch screen or like a coloring book without the crayons and more happy trees?

The Rogue Wolf
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"And we are going to put a happy little bush right down here in the corner there, and that'll just be our little secret. And you tell anyone that that bush is there, I will come to your house, and I will cut you."

Indigo_Dingo
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Ares Tyr:

Indigo_Dingo:
Is this the guy who got killed by Leonardo Da Vincis mafia on Dilbert?

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Last time I checked Bob Ross was the God of Artistic Achievements who could recreate any one of Da Vinci's works in one commercial break with just a single paint brush and color pallet (this includes Da Vinci's sculptures).

Also he once beat up Superman.

I just remember some lines from the Dilbert show. Like "last week I taught you how to paint bushes using your own head as a brush".

Ares Tyr
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Indigo_Dingo:

Ares Tyr:

Indigo_Dingo:
Is this the guy who got killed by Leonardo Da Vincis mafia on Dilbert?

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Last time I checked Bob Ross was the God of Artistic Achievements who could recreate any one of Da Vinci's works in one commercial break with just a single paint brush and color pallet (this includes Da Vinci's sculptures).

Also he once beat up Superman.

I just remember some lines from the Dilbert show. Like "last week I taught you how to paint bushes using your own head as a brush".

I wouldn't put it past the man. I think I once saw an episode of "The Joy of Painting" as a boy where he painted a lovely Italian vista using only his pinky and a drop of his own blood (which happens to be rainbow colored).

 
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