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SecretTacoNinja
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Okay okay, there is a Pokemon topic right now, but I want to stand up on my soapbox and say something: Pokemon is PISSING ME OFF right now.

Allow me to explain, I'm sure all of you Pokefans are aware of Pokemon Platinum by now and I was hoping they had grown out of version exclusives and event pokefucks by now (event pokemon have been mocking me for years, "Choo can't catch meee! U'll have to cheat nur-nurny-nur-nuur XP" <_<) but NOOO! They announced new forms of Rotom that are Rotom possessing kitchen appliances, so it could learn new moves, so I was like "Hey! That looks cool! Can't wait for Platinum!", *sigh* but I can't do that can I? Because you need a KEY that you can only get through a FUCKING EVENT!

This is like playing a First Person Shooter only to discover that you have to buy all the good guns. So I am saying now:

"NINTENDO! I AM MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO BUY YOUR RE-HASHED SHITTY GAME! DO SOMETHING NEW FOR FUCK'S SAKE!".

Until they do something new (preferably in 3D, with NO shadow Pokemon) I am not going to put up with this.

End Rant.

Eldritch Warlord
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You misspelled Pokemon.

So did I.

Decoy Doctorpus
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Hmmm. How old are you?

Kukul
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yeah pokemon sucks ass

needausername
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Is PokÊmon, can't help but put a cap in.

Madshaw
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fair enough the way i see it nintendo realy sould make a new franchise, preferabally not using animae

Eldritch Warlord
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needausername:
Is PokÊmon, can't help but put a cap in.

It's actually this ' accent, not a karot (or however you spell and/or refer to it).

DannyDamage
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Get an Action Reply and you don't need to go to Japan or America for the events.

Abolished
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Pokémon - see I can spell it.

Ultramarine Peon
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wow, somèonè who actually knows how to usè an accènt mark.....i thought no one èlsè out thèrè knèw

i realize that the use of accents was gratuitous......mi apoligies

Xalmar
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I've always considered the event-only Pokemon to be a bit of a dick move, especially since the events don't really take place anywhere outside Japan or the US.

I just ignore them and, for the most part, they ignore me.

Qayin
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I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

As for your rant; it can be applied to pretty much most games in the modern gaming industry that are made by EA, or, if we're lucky, a corporation owned by EA.

TomNook
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With Wifi you could just go to a site that has a trading forum and ask around for one.

Kukul
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lol you guys are tools

this a with an accent mark is there just to make the word look more/less dumb. the word pokemon is made to be english and as far as i know there are no accent marks in english (or japaneese) its not a latin word you know

Decoy Doctorpus
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Kukul:
lol you guys are tools

this a with an accent mark is there just to make the word look more/less dumb. the word pokemon is made to be english and as far as i know there are no accent marks in english (or japaneese) its not a latin word you know

Yes. Yes there is.

SecretTacoNinja
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Madshaw:
fair enough the way i see it nintendo realy sould make a new franchise, preferabally not using animae

It was a game before was an anime and I'm not talking a new franchise, just a new Pokemon.
And you have horrible spelling.

Eldritch Warlord:
You misspelled Pokemon.
So did I.

I can't be fucking bothered.

Kukul:
yeah pokemon sucks ass

I'm not flaming pokemon, just ranting about it. I happen to be a fan.

Decoy Doctorpus:
Hmmm. How old are you?

There we go, the age thing again, you don't have to be 5 to play the damn games.

dannydamage:
Get an Action Reply and you don't need to go to Japan or America for the events.

That's what I am complaining about, I don't want to have to cheat, I want all these event pokebollocks to stop.

SecretTacoNinja
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Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images

Could you elaborate on that? Is it because all fans of Pok(I-don't-know-how-to-do-the-bloody-accent)emon fans are idiots?

DannyDamage
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SecretTacoNinja:

dannydamage:
Get an Action Reply and you don't need to go to Japan or America for the events.

That's what I am complaining about, I don't want to have to cheat, I want all these event pokebollocks to stop.

That's a fair enough comment dude. I'm in the same boat as I live in the UK. So I bought an AR that was about £10 and it's all I use it for really. Not happy about it, but Nintendo aren't going to change any time soon so I may as well 'suit myself' and enjoy the game I paid for.

They finally got round to doing a UK tour last year where they gave away a Mew........10 years (at least) after Japan and USA had them. Sigh. Shame you can get a Mew no problem on Ranch now, making that pretty useless! :S

Decoy Doctorpus
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No seriously. How old are you? The point I was going to make is if you're young enough these events are great things, you get to go out and socialize with other players. If you're not then A:You should have figured out that all the games are the same by now and B: Going to said events would be creepy. So I kind of agree with you. But leap to conclusions all you want.

ThePlasmatizer
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Your analogy is wrong, it's nothing like having to buy anything at all, you just need to go to the event.

I can understand where you are coming from though, I really wouldn't want to go to a Pokemon event with a bunch of kids, your only other option is getting an Action Replay.

SecretTacoNinja
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Decoy Doctorpus:
No seriously. How old are you? The point I was going to make is if you're young enough these events are great things, you get to go out and socialize with other players. If you're not then A:You should have figured out that all the games are the same by now and B: Going to said events would be creepy. So I kind of agree with you. But leap to conclusions all you want.

I live in the UK so events never did and never do come here.
And yes, I am finally old enough to realise the games are all the bloody same (I feel like smacking myself for not realising sooner), but now that I have come to the conclusion that they are spewing out the same bullshit and still fooling everyone that they are doing something new, I am fairly pissed and want something new. But knowing Nintendo that's probably never going to happen. :)
Anyway about the events; I don't want to go to a kiddie convention just so I can get a small pixellated monster, I just want the damn things in the game so I can get what I paid £30 for in the first place.

For the record, I'm 15.

SecretTacoNinja
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Plasmatizer:
I call travelling fuck-knows how many miles to go to an event you don't really care about, to get something that should have been in the game in the first place paying for something.

ElephantGuts
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See, if the US had kept on dropping nukes on Japan before they accepted their surrender, we wouldn't be having these problems right now. I don't think anyone would have minded back then. Except the Japanese of course. Not that anyone would have cared back then.

ThePlasmatizer
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SecretTacoNinja:
Plasmatizer:
I call travelling fuck-knows how many miles to go to an event you don't really care about, to get something that should have been in the game in the first place paying for something.

I thought we were talking about the game, an fps where you have to buy all the good guns isn't comparable to going to an event and getting something for free.

If you don't care problem solved then, don't go.

I have the same feeling towards any content that's ready and isn't put into a game though, but their main plan is togive out free downloadable content, bring fans together and market the game, which is pretty good when they could have just slapped a big price tag on the dlc.

Rob Sharona
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Nearly every version of the Pokemon series represents a challenging and satisfying RPG experience. There are 493 pokemon to collect, with a near infinite scope for breeding exceptional and unique versions of these.

Does it really matter about one limited edition Pokemon?

Shivari
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Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

EDIT: This picture is private, so if you saw it pretend you didn't. If someone asks you if you saw my private picture, your reply should always be "What private picture". If someone tells you they saw my private picture; close your eyes, cover your ears, and shout meep until they finish talking and go away. Under no circumstances should you ever acknowledge that this comment even exists, because it doesn't.

Easykill
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The games aside, the theme song rocks. I just put it on my ipod.

ShadeOfRed
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Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

image

That cat isn't playing Pokemon...

Eldritch Warlord
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Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

image

Isn't there a website to make those pictures, can you tell me?

SecretTacoNinja
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Rob Sharona:
Nearly every version of the Pokemon series represents a challenging and satisfying RPG experience. There are 493 pokemon to collect, with a near infinite scope for breeding exceptional and unique versions of these.

Does it really matter about one limited edition Pokemon?

Good point. To be honest you have me there, but it still annoys me that there are still things missing, take Darkrai, I was quite excited about catching and playing with it but then it pissed me off when I realised it wasn't in the game.

ThePlasmatizer:

SecretTacoNinja:
Plasmatizer:
I call travelling fuck-knows how many miles to go to an event you don't really care about, to get something that should have been in the game in the first place paying for something.

I thought we were talking about the game, an fps where you have to buy all the good guns isn't comparable to going to an event and getting something for free.

If you don't care problem solved then, don't go.

I have the same feeling towards any content that's ready and isn't put into a game though, but their main plan is to give out free downloadable content, bring fans together and market the game, which is pretty good when they could have just slapped a big price tag on the dlc.

True you're not paying in money sense, but you are when you don't care about fan meetings and just want to play the damn game.

You know what? Asking Game Freak to stop bullshitting us is like asking a dog to stop licking it's testicles.

I think Pokemon ended with Diamond & Pearl and if they can convince me otherwise (I'm totally ripping off Yahtzee) "I will remove three vertebrae from my spine and eat my own arse".
I'm going to bed.

Shivari
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ShadeOfRed:
That cat isn't playing Pokemon...

Ummmm, shut up!

*hides in corner*

SecretTacoNinja
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Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

image

YOU WIN THE PRIZE!

meatloaf231
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Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

Noes!

No! Bad Shivari! Those are just as bad as the owls!

crazy-j
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Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

image

lol....i dont give a shit about pokemon

Shivari
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meatloaf231:

Shivari:

Qayin:
I foresee this topic becoming a museum of memes, horrible logic, plenty of "No U"s and let's not forget Lolcat images.

You rang?

Noes!

No! Bad Shivari! Those are just as bad as the owls!

Ahhh! Fixed.

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