Paperboy  Posts: 20 Joined: 22 Sep 2008    | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2977 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   | I would like to respond in a light hearted manner about the travesty that is Eternal Sonata. But instead my mouse hovers over the report button. Why you ask? Because this is the third thread you have created today, slow down and chew mate. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1139 Joined: 6 Jun 2008    | I'm betting this thread will get more Halo votes than is warranted (zero is warranted, the story is fairly good). The storyline in Dead or Alive 4, that sucked. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 412 Joined: 9 Sep 2008   | Oblivion. It was the worst storyline for a game that actually needs one, ever. |
Muckraker  Posts: 296 Joined: 31 Mar 2008  | For me it was "Big Mutha Truckers". A friend of mine bought that game and installed it on my PC many years ago. The, ahem, "plot" of that game was that this old toad-thing that was apparently somebody's mother was retiring from the trucking business. Whomever out of her four children could haul more freight and make a better profit in somewhere around a couple of days got to inherit the business. I uninstalled that game, destroyed the disc, and then burnt it. After uninstalling that game, I defragged my PC. Twice. Just to make sure all of the taint of that game was gone. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1978 Joined: 16 May 2008    | Microcosm or Johnny Mnemonic. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1100 Joined: 21 May 2008    | Gears of Pong... |
PROBATION  Posts: 289 Joined: 26 Jan 2008   | Metal Gear Solid. Any of them. User was put on probation for: What the hell is everyones problem with these so-called "casual" gamers?. (3 days) |
Muckraker  Posts: 247 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 |
Bah, Halo's storyline was actually pretty damn good, even exciting. It was the gameplay in Halo 3 that turned everything to shit. Yet i still look forward to another one. I'm going to pick a game no one here probably thought of... Need for Speed, EVERY Need for Speed game. You know why? Because no one gave two shits about it. The racing and tricking out cars was all that mattered, Why incorporate really lame storylines with the games? I guess just to see hot chicks after every race.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6167 Joined: 30 Jan 2008   | Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. I really can't take that propaganda bullshit - I had to pull out after 2 minutes (of course, shit gameplay didn't help). |
Paperboy  Posts: 27 Joined: 23 Sep 2008  | The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President? |
Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 |
actually the storyline was good, just the damn voice acting (Or lack thereof) is what screwed it up pretty bad. Hopefully they fixed this problem for fallout 3...(which we've seen almost no coverage of the storyline so far....just them going around in the same damn area.) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1100 Joined: 21 May 2008 |
How dare you, that's the best plot for anything ever. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 202 Joined: 29 Jun 2008  | Halo 3. I'm sorry, but if you look over it...I hate all halo games. Except for the original. That actually had a pretty good story. Until the flood. Still was pretty good. Say hi to the lockhammer for me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1767 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | EDIT: Crap. I just reread your post, [Gavo], and it turns out you already said what I was going to. Disregard me. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 94 Joined: 14 May 2008 |
Wow, I thought I was the only one who thought that. Glad to see I'm not alone. Other than that, Gears of War had a pretty bullshit story line, but all my friends seemed to love it so much it pissed me off. Basically the idea for the game went like: |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1100 Joined: 21 May 2008 |
The Locust aren't aliens... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 827 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 |
Believe me. You're not. |
The worst story line that you have ever dealt with, weather it be 7 games of final fantasy, YES ANOTHE EVIL GUY IS GOING TO ATTACK AND YOUR GOING TO WIN! or it be Devil May Cry, hes going to kill them get new weapons and climb a really bull shit high tower 4 times over.
Tell me and channel your anger1