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Poll: why you fail at life


Why do you at life?
you have never been laid
32.3% (10)
32.3% (10)
you fap to 2 girls 1 cup
9.7% (3)
9.7% (3)
you praise the escapist
19.4% (6)
19.4% (6)
your saturday night consists of clan gaming
3.2% (1)
3.2% (1)
you are a troll (this is me)
12.9% (4)
12.9% (4)
you hate vitamin D (Sunlight)
22.6% (7)
22.6% (7)
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troll-man
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Don't report me either, im just trying to get a laugh outa you all

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meatloaf231
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troll-man:
Don't report me either, im just trying to get a laugh outa you all

Reported. It's trolling, no matter what the intention.

TheNecroswanson
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Reported. This is an offensive thread that was made simply, "for the lulz". I like to think we're not 4chan.

troll-man
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ah! but you admit to knowing 4chan, hence you use 4chan. Good to see a fellow user. Keep up the good work.

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troll-man
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and if youget offended by this post, then there must be a shred of truth to what i say.
Otherwise you wouldnt take offence, which was NOT my intention

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LivemeLifefree
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4chan attack on escapist?

Tsuki Tanaka
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troll-man:
and if youget offended by this post, then there must be a shred of truth to what i say.
Otherwise you wouldnt take offence, which was NOT my intention

There is definitely some truth to this.

Souplex
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What about people like me who suceed at life?

troll-man
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Souplex:
What about people like me who suceed at life?

LIES!!!!

I never thought about that! But that is not an option!

Fail or Die!

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Calobi
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troll-man:
Fail or Die!

Wouldn't it be "Fail and die", or "Fail so die" (as in "you fail so you die" or "you fail so go die")? "Fail or Die" suggests that failing means you live, which is presumably the aim of life, therefore you win. If you win, however, you can't fail, as failure would result in a loss.

Also,

troll-man:
ah! but you admit to knowing 4chan, hence you use 4chan. Good to see a fellow user. Keep up the good work.

I know about France but I am not French nor have I ever been to France. I know of guns and violence, but I don't use guns nor violence (well, sometimes violence, but only when it's both funny and not too harmful). This is the same as me knowing of 4chan but not using it.

And finally,

Poll Question:
Why do you at life?

Is this like "I accidentally the whole {insert noun here}"? I believe you left out a word. I think I found out "why you at life".

troll-man
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Calobi:

troll-man:
Fail or Die!

Wouldn't it be "Fail and die", or "Fail so die" (as in "you fail so you die" or "you fail so go die")? "Fail or Die" suggests that failing means you live, which is presumably the aim of life, therefore you win. If you win, however, you can't fail, as failure would result in a loss.

My head hurts

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Rabid Toilet
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Oh, just stop replying to him already and start hitting the report button. He'll be gone soon enough.

troll-man
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Rabid Toilet:
Oh, just stop replying to him already and start hitting the report button. He'll be gone soon enough.

why so serious?

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TheNecroswanson
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troll-man:

Calobi:

troll-man:
Fail or Die!

Wouldn't it be "Fail and die", or "Fail so die" (as in "you fail so you die" or "you fail so go die")? "Fail or Die" suggests that failing means you live, which is presumably the aim of life, therefore you win. If you win, however, you can't fail, as failure would result in a loss.

My head hurts

Why? It's quite simple. To live you must fail, so therefore through failure you succeed.

Calobi
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TheNecroswanson:

troll-man:

Calobi:

troll-man:
Fail or Die!

Wouldn't it be "Fail and die", or "Fail so die" (as in "you fail so you die" or "you fail so go die")? "Fail or Die" suggests that failing means you live, which is presumably the aim of life, therefore you win. If you win, however, you can't fail, as failure would result in a loss.

My head hurts

Why? It's quite simple. To live you must fail, so therefore through failure you succeed.

Way to be succinct.

troll-man
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TheNecroswanson:

troll-man:

Calobi:

troll-man:
Fail or Die!

Wouldn't it be "Fail and die", or "Fail so die" (as in "you fail so you die" or "you fail so go die")? "Fail or Die" suggests that failing means you live, which is presumably the aim of life, therefore you win. If you win, however, you can't fail, as failure would result in a loss.

My head hurts

Well, when you put it that way, I feel I need to change what I wrote.

But if I wrote 'Fail and Die' that would be considered offensive to alot of the delicate humans who read it...

I must stray away from this
Why? It's quite simple. To live you must fail, so therefore through failure you succeed.

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troll-man
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thankyou for contributing to the first troll-blog

next week: Why walking is a waste of time

Stay tuned

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The Iron Ninja
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Ah the humble troll...
Shambling out of the dark pits of the internet, it knows not the hilarity that it brings in it's defeat.
Much a reporting has already taken place, but I too shall add to that number.

Reported.

qbert4ever
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What, no "all of the above" option?

For that, you fail...

joswie
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Even those of us who are trolls must realize the noble intentions of the Escapist community, we must limit our trolling to trolling trolls, becoming noble trolls and eating billy goats gruff, don't troll the Escapist, we must keep our trolling integrity while we still can.

troll-man
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joswie:
Even those of us who are trolls must realize the noble intentions of the Escapist community, we must limit our trolling to trolling trolls, becoming noble trolls and eating billy goats gruff, don't troll the Escapist, we must keep our trolling integrity while we still can.

Well said, but every thread site needs a troll, we know this, otherwise the witty anti-trollers have nothing to troll against

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Phantom6
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Please, if you're going to troll, at least try to do so with quality. This is pathetic.

Also, I find it somewhat comical that the troll failed to even realize that the poll asks "Why do you at life?"

troll-man
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I find it comical that you findthis comical and yet pathetic...

If it was pathetic you would gain nothing from this, including any form of comical relief

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Tsuki Tanaka
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Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

troll-man
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Tsuki Tanaka:
Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

There we go! A fellow man that enjoys the simple things in life...like me

You are now my friend

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troll-man
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Im sure the ladies and gentlemen that run the escapist wouldnt see me as a beckon of hate and sorrow...

Why does everybody else?!

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ThePoodonkis
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Tsuki Tanaka:
Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

It's not offensive, but we have our designated trolls. And he isn't one of them, he may be in due time, but not now. He's breaking the natural order of things.

EDIT: and troll-man, I believe you mean beacon of hate and sorrow. Not beckon

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ThePoodonkis:

Tsuki Tanaka:
Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

It's not offensive, but we have our designated trolls. And he isn't one of them. He's breaking the natural order of things.

LoL! Now THAT is a reasonable explanation. xD

I find it funny how so many people complained and reported, yet they participated in the poll, regardless.

troll-man
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ThePoodonkis:

Tsuki Tanaka:
Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

It's not offensive, but we have our designated trolls. And he isn't one of them, he may be in due time, but not now. He's breaking the natural order of things.

LULZ! Give me time my friend...I am trying to break the ice here. Not the natural order of things. I did enjoy a good chuckle out of your post though :)

You are a friend too

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qbert4ever
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Ya know, it would not surprise me at this point to find out it's really haliwali in disguise.

After all, he does have a weird thing for troll slaying.

TheNecroswanson
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Tsuki Tanaka:

ThePoodonkis:

Tsuki Tanaka:
Ah, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so uppity. Escapist needs to relax.

Am I the only one not offended by any of this?

It's not offensive, but we have our designated trolls. And he isn't one of them. He's breaking the natural order of things.

LoL! Now THAT is a reasonable explanation. xD

I find it funny how so many people complained and reported, yet they participated in the poll, regardless.

*Waves* I didn't. The reason I fail isn't up there.

meatloaf231
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qbert4ever:
Ya know, it would not surprise me at this point to find out it's really haliwali in disguise.

After all, he does have a weird thing for troll slaying.

He did name himself troll-man after all. It could be true.

ThePoodonkis
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meatloaf231:

qbert4ever:
Ya know, it would not surprise me at this point to find out it's really haliwali in disguise.

After all, he does have a weird thing for troll slaying.

He did name himself troll-man after all. It could be true.

A few more believers and we have ourselves a conspiracy!

PurpleRain
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Hey Wilson or Nil, don't hold back on that ban hammer. Give him the permiban. I don't want to see him back after 3 or 7 days.

Also reported to join the fun.

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